Hilarious Fridge Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Fridge Jokes

Got home to find my wife had left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working I'm going to my mum's" I opened up the fridge. The light was on and the beer was cold. I'm not sure what she was talking about.

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My wife left a note on the fridge saying, "This isn't working, goodbye." I opened the refrigerator and it works just fine. Weird.

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I bought my girlfriend a fridge for our anniversary... I know it wasn't a great gift, but I loved seeing her face light up when she opened it.

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I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

^([I stole this from imgur comments, but I am posting it here so that you can use it today and tomorrow on people you dislike. Merry Christmas.])

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My missus was furious at me for kicking dropped ice-cubes under the refrigerator. But now it's just water under the fridge.

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My wife left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working I'm going to my mom's" I opened up the fridge. The light was on and the beer was cold. I'm not sure what she was talking about.

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BOSS: What's going on here? BOSS: What's going on here?

JAMES: Dave's mad because he specifically labelled his sandwich in the fridge and I accidentally-

DAVE: Not accidentally, on purpose!!

JAMES: ugh ok FINE. And I, "on purpose", slept with his wife

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What do you get if you cross a highway with a fridge? Killed.

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My wife has a body of a 12 year old.. She keeps it in the fridge.

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My girlfriend left a note on the fridge, saying “this isn’t working anymore” I open the fridge and it’s working fine WTF

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Why do guys gain weight after marriage? Because when they're single, they come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. When they're married, they come home, see what's in the bed, and go to the fridge...

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I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got twelve fridges.

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I always knock on the front door of my fridge ... Just in case there is a salad dressing .

This was horrible lol

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Why are married women heavier than single women? When single women get home, they settle in, take a peek at what's in the fridge, and head for bed. When married women get home, they settle in, take a peek at what's in bed, and head for the fridge.

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I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday, I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

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I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet So far I've got eight fridges

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The UK Government has decided to make LSD legal as a drug for weight loss It makes sense if you think about it. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it...

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I like how the girl that called me a “loser” in high school is now blowing up my phone She sends me things like “what are your plans for dinner” and “Your dad and I are going out for dinner there’s food in the fridge”

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Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it? Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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A father was sitting at the table with his two daughters Petal and Fridge.

Petal said, "Dad, why is my name Petal?"

Her dad answered, "Because a flower petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born."

Then Fridge said, "HUURRGRRUWAHGUWAAAAAH!"

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Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.

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There were two sisters There were two sisters named Petal and Fridge.

One day Petal was curious and asked her father, "Why was I named Petal?"

His response was, "Well, when you were a baby a flower petal fell on you."

Then Fridge says, "BLARGHHHALHGLAHG".

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Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat? Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed.

….Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge.

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I'm really pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got eight fridges.

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If you're struggling to buy someone a Christmas present.. Buy them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.

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My wife and I had a huge argument because she accidentally flooded the kitchen but we've sorted it now. It's all water under the fridge.

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There were two sisters, one called Petal and one called Fridge. One day, Petal asks her parents, "Why did you call me Petal?" and they replied "Because when you were a baby, a petal fell on you." And then Fridge says "bllaaarrarararraraaarg".

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I just can't take this long distance relationship anymore... I'm moving the fridge to my room.

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I left some burgers sitting in my fridge since the horse-meat scandal. AND THEY'RE OFF!!

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Why do women gain weight after they get married? Single women come home, look in the fridge, and go to bed. Married women come home, look in the bed, and go to the fridge.

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I bought my mom a fridge as birthday present Her face really lit up when she opened it.

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There's a strange new trend at work, people are writing names on the food in the company fridge Today I had a chicken sandwich named Kevin

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What's the difference between a bachelor and a married man? Bachelor comes home, checks out what's in the fridge & goes to bed. Married man comes home, checks out what's in the bed & goes to the fridge.

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Why are married women fatter than single women? A single girl gets home, looks what's in the fridge and goes straight to bed. A married girl gets home, looks what's in the bed, and goes straight to the fridge

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My girlfriend left a note My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying "This isn't working, goodbye"

I opened the fridge and it's working just fine...

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I got my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday. I know it's not the greatest gift in the world, but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it.

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Why do men prefer white women? They want the dishwasher to match with their fridge

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My girlfriend complained that there should be more women in technology So I put her in my new smart fridge

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Why are wedding dresses white? So the dishwasher matches the fridge.

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New Fridge Jokes

Yesterday I purchased a world map...gave my wife a dart and said to her "throw this and wherever it lands, I'm taking you for a holiday". Turns out we’re spending three weeks behind the fridge.

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My significant other purchased a map and handed me a dart and said “Throw this, and wherever it lands we’re taking a trip there after the pandemic ends.” Turns out we’re spending 2 weeks behind the fridge.

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How do you know if Donald Trump's been in your fridge? Tiny little hand prints in the butter

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I woke up this morning and my girlfriend left a note on the fridge saying”this isn’t working bye” But when I opened it, it was working fine

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I came home from work, and my girlfriend had left a note on the fridge saying ‘it’s not working, goodbye’. I opened it and it’s working just fine

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Me: [looking through fridge] there's nothing to eat in here! Mortician: I know right

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This isn't working My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying "This isn't working, goodbye"
I opened the fridge and it's working just fine... 😂😂😂

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My wife has the body of a sixteen-year-old girl. She keeps it in the fridge.

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A father named his sons Rose and Fridge One day Rose asked his dad:- why did you call me like that? Her father answered that when she was born a rose petal fell on her forehead. Then fridge came and asked his father: BLUAEHHUEHUEHAWHAW?

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My Wife laughed when I said I had the body of a 20 year old Until I opened the fridge.

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I may be 37 but I got a body of a 15 year old In my fridge

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My family told me to stop eating the leftover Thanksgiving food from the fridge. But sadly, I couldn't quit cold turkey.

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I fought with my brother about how he likes to kick ice under the refrigerator, but we're cool now. It's all water under the fridge

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Eggs in my fridge I bought 12 eggs today but there was no room for them in my fridge. Dozen fit

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At my university the only way to have a mini-fridge in my room is to have a medical condition... Apparently being an alcoholic doesn't qualify...

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I had to defrost my fridge but I forgot to empty the drain box. Now it's just water under the fridge.

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Im a fridge repair man Its a cool job.

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The ice maker in the fridge was blocked by a large chunk of ice and wouldn't operate. It was found guilty of obstruction of just ice.

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Spoiler alert!!! The milk has been in the fridge for three weeks.

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Set your wifi password to "Itsonthefridge" So when people ask for it, they go to the fridge and look all over for it but find nothing.

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I've been trying to save energy recently. So I threw out the treadmill and moved the beer fridge closer to my room.

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Why did no one finish the half eaten flan in the fridge? [OC] Because it was a bit-off pudding

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I caught my roommate trying to hide his glasses in the fridge today.. He said he was trying to look cool.

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Why are Bachelors slimmer than the Married Men? Bachelors return from work. See the same boring stuff in the 'FRIDGE' n go to 'BED'.

Married Men return from work. See the same boring stuff in 'BED' n go to the 'FRIDGE'.

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If we shouldn’t eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?

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Is your fridge running? If so, you better catch it before it pulls its plug out

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My girlfriend left a note on the fridge saying "It isn't working, I'm sorry. Goodbye." When I opened the fridge though it seemed to be working.

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Why do married women weight more than single women? Single women come home and look in the fridge and then go to their bed.

Married women come home and look in their bed and then walk to their fridge.

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I bought my mother a new fridge freezer for her birthday.. I know it's not much, but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it.

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Why do bride's wear white? To match the fridge and dishwasher.

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Somebody put an enchilada in the fridge. We told him to get it out, but by the time they did, it was an en*chill*ada.

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My Fridge is not working so I scolded it You are not cool!

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My fridge is not broken! It is just not cool.

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My girlfriend hung a note on the fridge... ...which said: "I can't do it, it's not working anymore."

Door could be opened. Light is fully functional. Beer is cold.

I got no clue what she was talking about

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What did Luke, the warm beverage, do in the fridge? He chilled

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What's white and can't climb trees? A Fridge.

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A new study has shown LSD causes new users to lose weight. Obviously, You can eat while there's a dragon gaurding your fridge.

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The new Walking Dead is like leaving milk out the fridge. It's bound to be spoiled.

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What is the difference between a kid and a fridge The fridge does not scream when I put my meat in it.

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There were two sisters, Mary Rose and Mary Fridge Once Mary Rose asked: "Dad, why is my second name Rose?". And he answered "Because when you were born a rose fell on your head".
Mary Fridge comes and says "aaahhhsss uhhhhhh"

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I came home from work and there was a note from my wife on the fridge. It said, "It's not working. I can't take this. I'm going to my mother's."

I opened the door. The light came on and the beer was cold. I don't know what in the world she was talking about.

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A man sees his wife taking a...... cucumber from the fridge. Being the gentleman that he is he offers to slice it up for her. She turns to him with a look of disgust on her face and says, 'what do you think I am, a slot machine?'

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