Fungi Jokes

How much room should you give fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible.

How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible

How much space do you need for a fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible.

How much room is needed for a fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? 'Cos he's a fungi!

Why didn't he get in?

There wasn't mushroom!

How much room does fungi need to grow? As mushroom as possible.

What do you call a fungi extremist? spore-radical.

Toad was always my favorite Mario character He just seems like a fungi.

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 inch stalk? A fungi to go out with

Why does the mushroom always get invited to the party? Because he's a fungi!

A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says, "We don't serve vegetables!"

The mushroom responds, "But I'm a fungi!!"

Classic Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi!

Why'd the fungi leave the party?

Cause there wasn't mushroom!

How much room does a fungi need to grow? As *Mushroom* as possible!

Why was the mushroom invited to the party Because he's a fungi *bdum tsssss*

Why did I invite a mushroom to my cake day party? Because he was a fungi

When my friend takes shrooms, he instantly becomes the life of the party. What a fungi to be around.

Why does Mario prefer to hang out with Toad more than Luigi? Because he's a fungi.

A mushroom walks into a bar and sits down... The bartender turns to him and says, “Get outta here. We don’t serve your kind.” Mushroom says, “Why not? I’m a fungi.”

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties? Toad was a fungi.

A giant mushroom attempts to enter a bar... and is stopped by the bouncer. The bouncer says we'll have none of your sort in here tonight. The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fungi!"

A mushroom walks into a bar... and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and the mushroom says - "Why not? I'm a fungi.

Why did everyone invite mushroom to the party? Because he's a fungi.

Who do you hang out with, a strawberry, a celery stick or a mushroom? The mushroom because he's a fungi.

Why was the mushroom invited to all the parties? Because he was a fungi

Hey, you see that mushroom over there? You should date him, he's a Fungi

My friend recently passed away after eating some poisonous mushrooms It's pretty sad, he was a really fungi!

Why did the Fungi leave the party? Because there wasn't mushroom

Why does everyone like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom? Because he is a fungi

How much space does fungi need to grow? As mushroom as possible :)

People often make fun of me for having a mushroom as a friend, their loss though... He's a fungi

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? He was a fungi

A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says: "We don't serve your kind here"
The mushroom responds: "Why not? I'm a fungi!"

How much room does it take for fungi to grow? As Mushroom as possible!

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Not Mine!

How do you tell the gender of a mushroom? It's either a fungi, or fungal.

Why do fungi grow together? Because they don’t have ...mushroom.

Why shouldn't you live in a house with Fungi? Because there's not Mush-room!

what do Tumblr users and fungi have in common? they both have over 60 thousand genders

Why did the Fungi leave the party? There wasn't mushroom.

Which direction do fungi travel? yEAST