Genie Jokes

Genie: You have only one more wish left. Genie: You have only one more wish left.

Me: I wish I was a star.

Gen⭐e: We⭐rd but okay.

A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!" Tom: [raises his mug] ok, get rid of my tea

Genie: poof

om: it didn't work

Genie: Whats your first wish? Dave: I wish I was rich.
Genie: Granted, what's your second wish?
Rich: I want lots of money.

Dave rubs a magic lamp and the genie grants him 3 wishes Genie: what will be your first wish?

Dave: I want to be rich

Genie: Granted. What will be your second wish?

Rich: I want a lot of money

Genie: Okay what’s your last wish? Me: I wish I had a tail.

Genje: Wejrd but okay.

Genie: What is your first wish? joe: i want to be rich.

genie: granted. what is your second wish?

rich: i want lots of money.

Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes Me: I wish for a world without lawyers

Genie: Done, you have no more wishes

Me: But you said 3!

Genie: Sue me

A man is stranded in the desert when he comes across a genie's lamp. He rubs it and the genie grants him just one wish. The man said, "I could die happy here, if I could just get..." ... one more 's'.

A genie asked, "What’s your first wish?" Steve answered, "I wish I was rich."

And the genie said, "What’s your second wish, Rich?"

Genie: What is your final wish? Boy: I wish I were you!


Genue: Weurd but alrught.

Genie: what are your 3 wishes? Me: make every word 4 letters long

Geni: wish gran


Meee: make ever word star with “br”

Brni: brsh bran


Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth “uh”

Bruh: bruh bruh


Bruh: bruh bruh bruh

Bruh: bruh bruh

A man stumbles upon a Genie and is granted 3 wishes. Genie: What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich.

Genie: Granted. What is your second wish?

Rich: I want lots of money.

A man is granted three wishes by a genie Man: My first wish is that I want all lawyers to disappear.


Genie: Done,now you have zero wishes left.


Man: What?! You can't do that,I still have my two wishes remaining.


Genie: Sue me.

Genie: you have three wishes me: make math go away

Genie: ok, that one's on the house

me: yay, so I still get three wishes?

Genie: huh?

My wife died and I won the lottery. The genie says I have one wish left.

Genie: You have 3 wishes ...but no wish for more wishes, more genies, or more lamps, ha!
Me (being a smartass): I wish you were reaaaaally bad at counting.
Genie: Sure boy, you have zero wishes left.

*rubs a lamp* *rubs a lamp*

Genie appears and asks for a wish

"I don't wanna die virgin"

*Genie grants immortality

What's the difference between a genie and an academic? One grants wishes, the other wishes for grants.

Genie: I will grant you one wish. Me: I wish for more wishes.

Genie: That wish, I cannot grant.

Me: I wish you’d reconsider.

Easiest way to get immortality Me : *rubs lamp* "I don't want to die a virgin"

Genie : *grants immortality*

Genie: Whats your first wish? Joe: I want to be rich
Genie: granted. and what is your second wish
Rich: I want lots of money

Jim finds a genie in a lamp The genie says "you have three wishes to make"

Jim instantly says "I wish I were rich!"

The genie responds, "and for your second wish?"

Rich says "I want lots of money"

Genie: What's your first wish? Dave: I want to be rich.
Genie: Done, and your second wish?
Rich: I want lots of money.

Genie: What is your first wish? Steve: I want to be rich.
Genie: Wish granted. What is your second wish?
Rich: I want a lot of money.

A genie says: I’ll grant you three wishes but whatever you wish your ex gets double The man answers: First I want a house, second I want a car, third I want you to beat me half to death.

A one-eyed guy named Wazowski found a magic lamp Genie: you have one wish

Wazowski: I want an extra eye

Genie: done

Wazowskii: but nothing happened

The three wishes Genie: you have three wishes

me: make math go away

Genie: ok, that one's on the house

me: yay, so I still get three wishes?

Genie: huh?

Genie: "You have one more wish", Me: "I wish I was invisible"... Gene: Wsh granted

A genie appears to a blonde woman A genie appears to a blonde woman and offers her one wish. The blonde says "You know, I've slept with more men than I can count. I wish I knew exactly how many it was."

The Genie replies "Four."

A man wakes up with a lamp A man wakes up with a lamp in a cave, he rubs the lamp and the genie says 'you have one wish left.' In his excitement he asked "I Wish I truly knew myself ".
The genie laughed, 'that was your first wish!'
'What was my second wish? '
'To forget. '

a genie and lawyers genie: I will grant you three wishes
man: I wish all lawyers disappear
genie: poof, it is done. you can't have any more wishes
man: but you said three!
genie: sue me...

Genie: you have one wish, but everything you wish for your wife gets double So if you wish for a car your ex wife will get 2, wish for a million dollars your ex wife gets 2 million

Man: fail one of my kidneys

Hitler would be a bad genie. Because despite having unlimited power, he can't handle itty bitty living space.

A man rubs a lamp and a genie pops out and grants him a wish. Genie: What is it you wish for mortal?

Man: Well, I'd like to stop second guessing myself all the time.

Genie: Really?, Is that what you really want to wish for?

Man: Hey, its my wish so I get to-...Heyy!

A genie walks into a bar The person behind the bar says, "Sorry, we don't serve djinn".

A boy frees a genie. "my first wish is the power to make infinite wishes come true!"

The boy became the genie.

Trump walks into a bar and Is suprised to see the bartender is a genie The genie says "what'll you have?" Trump says"give me something I'll regret in the morning" The genie gives him a conscience, empathy, and humility.

A mother is cooking in her kitchen when... A mother is cooking in her kitchen when she picks up the pot. A genie comes out of the pot and says " You have one whisk, use it wisely"

If a genie offered you a choice between ending world hunger or getting a billion dollars What color would your Lamborghini be?