Hilarious Global Warming Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Global Warming Jokes

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The eclipse did two things our political leaders cannot. It slowed global warming and gave us all something to look up to

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Why did the Cold War end? Global warming started.

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Global warming can reduce terrorism because the isis melting.

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What if aliens are responsible for global warming? And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

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I’m from a future where Trump won re-election and solved Global Warming Just a heads up though, nuclear winter is a bit chilly.

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If you meet a woman, start talking about global warming. It’s a real icebreaker.

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Trump has left the historical Paris Climate Accord in which countries around the world agreed to fight global warming... It was the first time he pulled out of a working model.

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Trump is trying to solve global warming That's why he's trying to create a nuclear winter

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What do you call a boring story about global warming? Anti-climatic

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Donald Trump doesn't believe in global warming Would be a lot cooler if he did

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How is global warming reducing terrorism? The ISIS melting.

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Did you hear Donald Trump's plan for combatting global warming? Nuclear winter

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You can’t really blame Donald Trump for not believing in Global Warming He’s permanently surrounded by snowflakes.

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Global warming is funny. Even the Antarctic ice sheets are cracking up.

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When someone says they don’t believe in global warming Be a lot cooler if you did

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How do they calculate global warming? Al-gore-ythms

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There wasn’t global warming in the Middle Ages because the earth was flat back then

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Friend: I don’t believe in global warming. Me: It would be so much cooler if you did though.

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Is it okay to mock kids for protesting global warming? Not in the current climate.

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I heard global warming is just a social construct If it weren't for our society, it wouldn't exist.

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Me: Did you know that the fish in Egypt dont believe in global warming? Friend: ....
Me: Yeah, they're in Da Nile

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Everyone seems worried about global warming and world hunger... ...but the real crisis is that one day elderly drivers will know how to text.

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Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth? Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

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Did you know that global warming is making students do worse? Because all I've heard is that C levels are rising.

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Donald Trump DOES have a plan to combat global warming! He's putting ICE everywhere!

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Man, all these arguments about global warming.. They're just so heated...

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There’s a small community trying to save our world and reduce global warming Anti-vaxxers

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The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S manufacturing non-competitive... Donald Trump, 2012.

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How do you program global warming? using an Al-Gore-ithm

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If you meet someone new, talk about global warming. Its a really good icebreaker.

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Batman: "Alfred, why do people deny global warming?" Alfred: "Some men just want to watch the world butn."

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How much of Canadas Northern-most Territory will be left if we dont stop Global Warming? Nunavut

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How do you make a Eskimo lose his cool? GLOBAL WARMING.

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If global warming didn't exist then why... Club Penguin shutting down

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What is Donald Trump's plan for combating global warming? Nuclear winter

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What is trump's plan against global warming? Nuclear winter

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When you meet someone new, talk about your views about global warming. It can be a real ice breaker.

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Donald Trump is doing his best to stop global warming He is greatly expanding ICE

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A black man attended a protest against fossil fuels... And got six global warming shots in his back.

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New Global Warming Jokes

My friend is a realtor in Miami and she said everyone is selling I asked her why and she told me the housing market here is sinking. But isn’t the economy getting better, I asked? Sure, she said, but that won’t help with global warming.

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Why is everyone so worried about the global warming? Cuz it has no chill.



(This is my first post, don't be cruel :3)

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it would be anti-climatic if we all die to conora i always thought global warming would be the end of us.

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Owen Wilson and Greta Thunberg should team up for a Global Warming awareness campaign It’d be called Hansel and Greta: So Hot Right Now

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Why is America and Russia participating in a Second Cold war? Because according to our greatest leaders, this is how you address global warming

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Global warming is causing the Mobster Ocean to shink. Guess what they are reclassifying it to. Yeah sea.

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You should tune into the global warming debate It's getting pretty **heated**

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How did the Cold War end? Global Warming.

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Once this whole "global warming thing" melts the ice caps We're gonna have a canoe world order.

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Trump is supporting the minorities The minority of scientists that disbelieve global warming.

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