Global Warming Jokes

The eclipse did two things our political leaders cannot. It slowed global warming and gave us all something to look up to

Why did the Cold War end? Global warming started.

Global warming can reduce terrorism because the isis melting.

What if aliens are responsible for global warming? And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

I’m from a future where Trump won re-election and solved Global Warming Just a heads up though, nuclear winter is a bit chilly.

If you meet a woman, start talking about global warming. It’s a real icebreaker.

Trump has left the historical Paris Climate Accord in which countries around the world agreed to fight global warming... It was the first time he pulled out of a working model.

Trump is trying to solve global warming That's why he's trying to create a nuclear winter

What do you call a boring story about global warming? Anti-climatic

Donald Trump doesn't believe in global warming Would be a lot cooler if he did

How is global warming reducing terrorism? The ISIS melting.

Did you hear Donald Trump's plan for combatting global warming? Nuclear winter

You can’t really blame Donald Trump for not believing in Global Warming He’s permanently surrounded by snowflakes.

Global warming is funny. Even the Antarctic ice sheets are cracking up.

When someone says they don’t believe in global warming Be a lot cooler if you did

How do they calculate global warming? Al-gore-ythms

There wasn’t global warming in the Middle Ages because the earth was flat back then

Friend: I don’t believe in global warming. Me: It would be so much cooler if you did though.

Is it okay to mock kids for protesting global warming? Not in the current climate.

I heard global warming is just a social construct If it weren't for our society, it wouldn't exist.

Me: Did you know that the fish in Egypt dont believe in global warming? Friend: ....
Me: Yeah, they're in Da Nile

Everyone seems worried about global warming and world hunger... ...but the real crisis is that one day elderly drivers will know how to text.

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth? Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

Did you know that global warming is making students do worse? Because all I've heard is that C levels are rising.

Donald Trump DOES have a plan to combat global warming! He's putting ICE everywhere!

Man, all these arguments about global warming.. They're just so heated...

There’s a small community trying to save our world and reduce global warming Anti-vaxxers

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S manufacturing non-competitive... Donald Trump, 2012.

How do you program global warming? using an Al-Gore-ithm

If you meet someone new, talk about global warming. Its a really good icebreaker.

Batman: "Alfred, why do people deny global warming?" Alfred: "Some men just want to watch the world butn."

How much of Canadas Northern-most Territory will be left if we dont stop Global Warming? Nunavut

How do you make a Eskimo lose his cool? GLOBAL WARMING.

If global warming didn't exist then why... Club Penguin shutting down

What is Donald Trump's plan for combating global warming? Nuclear winter

What is trump's plan against global warming? Nuclear winter

When you meet someone new, talk about your views about global warming. It can be a real ice breaker.

Donald Trump is doing his best to stop global warming He is greatly expanding ICE

A black man attended a protest against fossil fuels... And got six global warming shots in his back.