Hilarious Gravity Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Gravity Jokes

If you aren't impressed with the picture of the first Black Hole you clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation

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I got caught cheating on my physics exam. Furious, my professor said to me "I hope you understand the gravity of the situation". But if I had known that, I wouldn't be in this situation in the first place.

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I've been reading a book about anti-gravity. Man, I just can't put this thing down.

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Despite constantly dropping the ball... Gravity is pretty reliable

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Why did Isaac Newton's son know so much about gravity? The apple didn't fall far from the tree.

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A star walks into a black hole... ... but it doesn't seem phazed. The black hole turns to the star and says, "Sir, I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation."

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The only things that defy gravity are women... ...the heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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My wife is like gravity Always there, and constantly bringing me down in life

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I didn't worry much when my parachute didn't open I didn't understand the gravity of the situation

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Yo mama so fat.. Your dad was attracted to her by the force of gravity.

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I tuck my knees to my chest and lean forward until gravity takes me. That's just how I roll.

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I was reading a book on Anti-Gravity I found it difficult to put down.

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A star walks into a black hole But the star doesn't seem to be fazed.

The black hole says, "Sir, I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation."

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I don't like thinking about gravity. It brings me down.

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Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. But if you remove it, you get gravy.

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Suspect: I’m innocent! He died of natural causes. Police: There was clear evidence that you pushed him off the roof.

Suspect: Well, gravity is natural.

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity right now. It's impossible to put down.

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Complaint from 3017: These children's long-term zero gravity soccer leagues are raising weak adults. Every kid gets atrophy.

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A flat earther snuck into a physics seminar While the speaker was giving speech on recent development about gravity, flat earther shouted

" Why do you even think that gravity is real? "

Speaker dropped the mic.

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I found a book about anti-gravity it's really interesting; I can't put it down.

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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

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Man, I am just sick and tired of gravity... It's always bringing me down!

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I hate Gravity It’s always bringing me down.

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I’m in love with gravity I’ve fallen for it many times

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I wanted to tell a gravity joke But I guess it'll just have to weight

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity It's impossible to put down

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Did you hear about the ANTI-GRAVITY book ? .. apparently it's hard to put down!

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Did you hear about the hunter who got squashed by the dying elephant? He finally understood the gravity of his actions.

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Fat women Vs Gravity Fat girls really do defy the laws of physics. It appears the heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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Being caught in a black hole is bad... ... as no one is able to comprehend the gravity of the situation

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A sun walks into a black hole... So the black hole says to the sun "Sun, I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house? I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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Some people don’t know why the black hole picture is such a big deal... Honestly, they just don’t get the gravity of it.

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I heard somebody making fun of bridge suicides the other day and I was a bit offended I don't think they understood the gravity of the situation

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If you fell off a tall building If you fell off a tall building and had never studied physics, would you understand the gravity of the situation?

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Inspiration to look up to Sir Isaac Newton was only 23 when he discovered the law of gravity.
T-pain was only 22 when he rhymed mansion with wiscansin.

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I told my father that I failed my first Physics midterm. He told me that he understands the gravity of my situation.

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Three things in the universe are constant. The speed of light, gravity, and laundry.

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I'm attracted to you... and the laws of gravity say that you're attracted to me, too.

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New Gravity Jokes

"Mad" Mike Hughes died after trying to prove the earth is flat, by launching a rocket into the ground. He didn't prove the earth was flat. He did however prove that Gravity isn't just a theory.

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Issac Newton inventing gravity be like How do you like them apples?

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Why am I so sure that Isaac Newton was the one that discovered the gravity theory? I was the one that tried to cover it.

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We just got the first picture of a black hole.... If you aren’t excited about this then you don’t understand the gravity of the situation

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The first picture of the black hole shows a bright ring as it vacuums light photons with intense gravity around its mass that is 6.5 billion times more massive than our Sun.. ..but it still doesn’t suck more than your mom.

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Don't harass people who don't understand the gravity of the situation of the recent news They probably just haven't seen the hole picture yet

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Me: so... the first ever picture of a black hole just got published! Mom: cool. why are you so hyped up about it?
Me: I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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There is a picture of the black hole going to be posted soon You maybe absorbed by the gravity of being able to see the picture or it maybe beyond your event horizon.

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Einstein did tons of research on gravity. It was groundbreaking.

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If satire is truth, then jokes are reality. Oops, there goes gravity!

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If you are on a free-fall and feeling weightless ... You probably don’t understand the gravity of the situation you’re in ...

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I just read an entire book on the science of anti-gravity... I couldn't put it down!

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I've been reading this book about anti-gravity... I can't put it down.

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I heard the moon's orbit is chabging and is going to affect the tides... I'm not sure people understand the gravity of this situation.

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Gravity.. ..is gonna be the downfall of earth.

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You know what really brings me down? Gravity.

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How can black guys jump so high? They break the laws of gravity.

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Two astronauts are floating aimlessly through space when one of them starts giggling uncontrollably. The other looks at him and says, "Do you understand the gravity of this situation?"

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What kind of tea brings a person back down to the earth? Gravity.

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... It's so difficult to put it down.

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Gravity... Where would we be without it?

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I read a really good book about gravity the other day. I just couldn't put it down.

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Hey girl are you the force of gravity? Because I'd rate you a -9.8

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I want to thank gravity... For keeping me down to Earth

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There is no such thing as gravity .... The earth sucks.

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Why did gravity and magnetism hook up? We don't fully know, but there were definitely forces of attraction at work.

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I want to fly But gravity is such a let down

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My science teacher taught us about gravity today. It was such a heavy subject to take...

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Realizing the gravity of our relationship, my girlfriend said she needs time and distance, I think she calculates escape velocity.

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How does gravity greet itself? It just waves

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Conservative forces are those like gravity and springs that hold onto energy until released. These are not to be confused with liberal forces, which just give you energy if you ask nicely.

^(Please don't hurt me.)

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Why did gravity get a gun? So it could join the armed forces.

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