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Funniest Green Card Jokes

Why don't you want to play Uno with Donald Trump? He takes away all the green cards.

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Why can't you play UNO with Mexicans? They'll steal all of the green cards.

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Why can't mexicans play uno? They steal all the green cards.

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Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican? Because they steal all the green cards

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Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.

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Why can't you play UNO with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.

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I'm never playing uno with Mexicans again. They take all the green cards.

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Never play uno with a Mexican They take all the green cards

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Why Mexicans can't play uno? They take all the green cards

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Why do Mexicans suck at playing Uno? They always keep all the green cards

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Why can't Mexicans play Uno? They always steal the green cards.

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Just played Uno with my Mexican co-workers... ...they stole all the green cards.

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Why are Mexicans bad at UNO? They steal all the green cards.

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Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO? They keep taking all the green cards

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Why can you not play UNO with mexicans? They take all the green cards.

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Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards.

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Why cant you play uno with mexicans? Because they take all the green cards.

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Why do you never play uno with a mexican? Because they will steal all the green cards.

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Why can't you play UNO with Mexicans? Because they steal all the green cards.

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Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.

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Why do you never play UNO with a Mexican? They always take the green cards.

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Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal the green cards.

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Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans? They take all the green cards

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Why do you never play UNO with Mexicans They take all the green cards

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Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans? They keep stealing green cards.

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I don't play Uno with my Mexican friends.. They're always stealing the green cards.

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Short but funny joke. Why don't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all the green cards

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Why can’t you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they steal all the green cards

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I don't like playing Uno with Mexicans... They always steal the green cards ...

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I had to stop playing UNO with my Mexican friends... They kept taking all the Green Cards.

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Never play Uno with mexicans.. They keep taking all the green cards.

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I hate playing Uno with Mexicans. They take all the green cards.

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Playing UNO with illegal immigrants is no fun. I asked if they have any green cards and they ran like the wind.

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Why shouldn't you play Uno with Donald Trump? Because he steals all the Green Cards.

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Do you know why I stopped playing Uno with my Mexican friends? They steal all the green cards.

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Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards.

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What do you call a bird without a green card? An illeagle

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What's the worst part about playing uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards

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Don't let Mexicans play Uno Because they'll take all of the green cards.

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What kind of card can’t Mexicans get in uno The green card!

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I refuse to play Uno with people from the USA. They take all of the green cards.

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I don't play Uno with Mexicans Because they take all the green cards.

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Why shouldn't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'd steal all the green cards.

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Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

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Why don't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they take all the green cards.
(friend at work told me this gem)

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