Hilarious Gynecologist Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Gynecologist Jokes

You know when you get the urge to eat something just because it’s there? Anyways, I lost my job as a gynecologist today.

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What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose.

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You know how sometimes... You know how sometimes even when you're not hungry you'll get tempted to eat something just because it's in front of you?

Well, that's how I lost my job as a gynecologist.

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What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush. (Credit to my uncle)

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What do a pizza delivery driver and a gynecologist have in common? They both get close enough to smell the goods but if they eat it they'll be in trouble.

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What do a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common? Always have to smell it, never get to eat it.

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Why is a pizza delivery guy like a gynecologist? They're allowed to smell it, but they get in trouble if they eat it.

Teehee

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What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? One looks at the family tree and the other examines the family bush.

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What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush.

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What do a puppy and a near sighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose.

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Did you hear about the deaf gynecologist? He had to read lips.

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common? A wet nose.

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Did you hear about the deaf gynecologist? Don't worry, he can read lips.

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What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist? One looks up your family tree, the other looks up your family bush.

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I've got a friend who's a female private investigator. Or gynecologist, as she likes to be called.

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What does a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it.

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What do a healthy dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose.

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What’s the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up family trees.
A gynecologist looks up bushes.

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What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common? They both can smell it but can't eat it.

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What's common between a Game Tester and Gynecologist. They both look for problems in places where other men find pleasure.

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What does a healthy dog and a blind gynecologist have in common? A wet nose.

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What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose!

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What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? Wet noses

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What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job? Ovary Enthusiastic

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What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They get to smell the goods but they never get to eat them

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What does a near sighted gynecologist and a new puppy have in common? A wet nose!

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What does a puppy and a near sighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose.

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Whats a similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist? They both smell it, but they can't eat it.

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What does a nearsighted gynecologist and puppy have in common? A wet nose

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I wanted to be a gynecologist, but I failed medical school in the last semester. I was so close I could taste it.

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What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? One looks up ur family tree. The other looks up ur family bush

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What does a pizza delivery man and gynecologist have in common? They can both smell but not taste....

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I asked my gynecologist what he looks for in a girl. He told me he's married and to stop coming to his house.

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What profession is it important to know how to read lips? A gynecologist.

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between a genealogist and a gynecologist What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush.

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What's the best way to freak out your gynecologist? Become a ventriloquist

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My grandmother went to a gynecologist to check on hey cervical cancer. The doctor says to my grandmother: "Now, Mrs. Smith, I'm going to insert my finger..."

My grandmother replies: "Can you put in two? I want a second opinion."

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What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose

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You ever hear about the blind Gynecologist? He's great at reading lips.

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New Gynecologist Jokes

What's the difference between a philosopher and a gynecologist? One speculates, the other speculums.

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The gynecologist asked Jane to remove her hand from his head while he was examining her.

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They recently opened a gynecologist clinic near my house. I'm fine with it, but they really shouldn't have put up a sign that said "GRAND OPENING"

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Do you know the gynecologist at Penn State? He works in a Happy Valley.

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You know that urge to just eat something because it’s right there in front of you? Yeah, that’s why I am no longer a gynecologist

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What do a pizza a delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common? They can both sniff it but they can't eat it.

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I once knew a guy who went to school to become a surgeon, but he lost his bottom two fingers in an accident Now he’s a gynecologist

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What do you call a Mormon gynecologist? A Box Elder.

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What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They both can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy puppy have in common? A wet nose.

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A few punny jokes I came up with recently How do we call a quiet bus? A shuttle.

How do we call a pillow that sings? Alcapillow

Why did the volcano go to the gynecologist? To get checked for lava lamps.

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What do a gynecologist and a waiter have in common? They both have to work in the places where others have fun!

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Private investigator (At a fancy diner with wife and her friend)
Wife's friend: So, what do you do for a living?
Me: I'm a private investigator
Wife: Kieth, you're allowed to say gynecologist
Me: People are eating, Linda!

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An old lady went to visit her dentist When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs.

The dentist said, "Excuse me; I 'm not a gynecologist."

"I know," said the old lady "I want you to take my husband's teeth out."

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How can you tell you might have a bad gynecologist? When they just rub you the wrong way...

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What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery driver have in common? They can both smell it but they can't taste it.

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What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? The genealogist looks up your family tree and the gynecologist looks up your family bush

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The doctor is in. Being a gynecologist brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "The doctor is in".

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When I was younger I used to want to be a gynecologist... But then I looked into it.

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How is a pizza delivery guy like a gynecologist? You can smell it, but you can't eat it.

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You know when you get that urge to eat something just because it's there? Anyway, I lost my job as a gynecologist today.

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What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist? They both work with crust.

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What do pizza delivery drivers and gynecologist shave in common? They both have to smell it but never get to eat it

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist!

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