Hebrew Jokes

What did the Jewish man do when he wanted tea? Hebrew.

How did the Israeli get his coffee? Hebrew'd it.

My Jewish friend is going to open a coffee shop. Suggested he name it Hebrew.

Why do Jewish women never make coffee? Because Hebrew

What do you call a Jewish alchemist? A Hebrew.

EDIT: I came up with this myself. If this is a repost, it was purely coincidental.

How does a Jewish person make beer? Hebrew

How did Moses make his tea. Hebrew it.
This is not a joke Israel.

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi? "Hebrew".

How did the Jewish terrorist die? Hebrew up.

What do you call a Jewish beer? A Hebrew

What does a Jewish bartender do? Hebrew.

A Girl and Guy are laying in bed... She turns to him and says,

"Babe I need to tell you something, I used to be a Hebrew."

He said: "That doesn't bother me any!"

She responded: "That's a relief, I much prefer being a Shebrew."

What language speaks a typical Belgian beer maker? Hebrew

What did the Jewish boy say to the other Jewish boy? Hebrew

I don’t like when people distinguish between “Jew” and “Hebrew” I guess you could say I am anti-semantic.

What does the Jewish alchemist do in his spare time? Hebrew

Hello, I'd like to introduce you to my friend. He's a Jewish Barista. Hebrew.

What does a Jewish barista do at work? Hebrew.

What do you call 2 people singing in Hebrew? Jewet
:D

How Does Moses make Tea? HEBREW it!

What's the difference between a Jewish guy and a woman who makes beer? One's a Hebrew, the other's a Shebrew.

What did the Maori say to the Israelite? Hebrew

What do you call a Jewish barista? Hebrew

How did the Jewish man make his craft beer. Hebrew-ed it.

What do you call a male beer? A hebrew.

What do you call a Hebrew knight? Ser Cumcised.

What do you call a Hebrew with a PH level less than 7? An Acidic Jew

What did a Jewish guy do first thing in the morning? Hebrew coffee

Go easy on me with this pun.

Why Didn't the Jew Score Another Date with the Asian Girl? Hebrew it.

How did the Jewish brewery owner make his drinks? Hebrew it

How did the Jewish boy do on his English test? Hebrew it.

What do you call a wet hebrew? Miljew.

What do you call a Jew who makes beer? Hebrew.

If you speak Hebrew and life gives you lemons... You're an acidic Jew.

(I made this up, since it seems trendy to let everyone know)

I was talking to my Israeli friend who works at Starbucks... Hebrew.

Yesterday I went out with a hebrew girl for a date Everyhting seemed fine.At some point she asked my number. I told her we usually call each other by name.Now she won't talk to me anymore.

A man is looking at a graffiti text in Hebrew A passing rabbi is curious and asks whether he knows what is written there.
‘Of course, it says SIR, YOU ARE STUPID.’
‘Oh, but you forgot to read it right to left. So it actually says STUPID ARE YOU, SIR.’

My hebrew friend has let me down several times, so I am no longer friends with him Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice shame on jews.

I attended a very tough Hebrew school. We had nuns.