Hilarious Hippo Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Hippo Jokes

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Hippopotamuses can outrun a human on land or in the water. So if you’re in a triathlon against a hippo, you really have to make up time in the bicycle portion.

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What is the difference between a Zippo and a Hippo One is a little lighter

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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo? One's a little lighter.

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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One's really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other one is a little lighter.

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is extremely heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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Fred is a hippo who goes to a University where everyone is a hippo One day, someone asked Fred where to find the medical building. Fred replied, "Its over there and to the left. I do brain research in there."

Fred is an expert on the hippocampus.

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One of them is a little lighter.

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, while the other is a little lighter.

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a pretty bad joke my dad once told me what do you get when you cross a elephant, rhino, and a hippo?

helliphino

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Whats the difference between a zippo and a hippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One's pretty heavy, and the other one's a little lighter.

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Hippos can run faster than humans on land, and swim faster than humans in water. Which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon.

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter

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What the difference between a hippo and a zippo A hippo is heavy, but a zippo is a little lighter.

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter

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What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is pretty heavy. The other is a little lighter.

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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One's pretty heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? Hippos are pretty heavy, zippos are a little lighter.

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Did you know there is a Hungry Hippo that was a US Military Veteran? Yeah! He fought in VietNOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM

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What's the different between a hippo and a zippo? One's heavy, the other is a little lighter

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What is the difference between a zippo and a hippo? A hippo is really heavy and a zippo is a little lighter.

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? A hippo is giant fat heavy animal and a zippo is a little lighter.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter

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whats the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? ...one is a little lighter

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How do you turn a fox into a hippo? marry it

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's a bit heavy, the others a little lighter.

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Why didn't the elephant make a fat joke about the hippopotamus Because it would be hippo-critical.

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Do you know what the difference between a hippo and zippo is? One is big and heavy, the others a little lighter

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How can you tell the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One’s really heavy and the other is a little lighter!

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's really heavy, the other's a little lighter.

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What is the differance between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy and other is a little lighter

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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo One is quite heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One's a bit heavy, and other is a little lighter

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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One of them is really heavy and the other one is just a little lighter.

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What do you call a fat person who judges hippos? Hippo-critical.

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What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the otherone is a little lighter

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New Hippo Jokes

What do you call a physically handicapped African mammal that doesn't practice what they preach? A hippo-crip

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Where does a hippopotamus live if he wants to study brain surgery in college? A hippo-campus

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's a heavy animal and one's a little lighter.

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What do you call a swearing hippo? A hippopottymouth!

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Did you hear about the hippo on trial for murder? He's currently in de Nile.

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What is the difference between a Hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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What's the difference between a hippie and a hippo? Hippos are cool.

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I got the veterinarian at the zoo fired after he told me about performing a rectal exam. I promptly called the zoo administrators and reported the HIPPO violation.

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's a little lighter.

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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo? Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

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Why did the large animal vet hospital go out of business? Too many HIPPO violations.

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Did you know hippos kill more people than sharks every year? No one has ever seen a hippo kill a shark.

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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo? One's a quite heavy, and the other's a little lighter.

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