Hilarious Hispanic Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Hispanic Jokes

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Why did Donald Trump take Xanax For Hispanic attacks

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks.

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Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks.

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Why did the Mexican take xanax? Hispanic attacks.

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Why does the american border patrol guard take Xanax? To stop hispanic attacks.

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My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication It's for Hispanic attacks

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Why does the Mexican guy take xanax? For hispanic attacks

Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

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I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco

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Why did the Mexican man take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks

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Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? Hispanic attacks.

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Where did the Mexican man hide when he was scared? Hispanic room

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When I’m in front of Hispanic people I say “mucho” It means a lot to them

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Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? To prevent Hispanic attacks

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I say "mucho" to my hispanic friends often. It means a lot to them.

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Why did the Mexican guy take xanax? For Hispanic attacks.

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Why does Donald Trump take anti-anxiety pills? To prevent Hispanic attacks

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Why does Donald Trump need anxiety medication? To prevent hispanic attacks.

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I’ve been saying “mucho” more often when talking to my Hispanic friends It means a lot to them

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A hispanic magician was performing a magic trick The magician said that he could make himself disappear within 3 seconds! So, he waves his cape in front of his face and says "uno, dos!" and just like that, he disappeared without a tres!

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Why does Donald Trump take anti-anxiety medication? To prevent Hispanic attacks.

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How do you advertise a boxing match between a Hispanic construction worker, and a Catholic priest. Alien vs predator

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Hispanic and black jokes are really all the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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Where does a Mexican go when they feel threatened? Hispanic Room

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Why did the Mexican take a xanax? Because of Hispanic attacks.

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I have been saying "mucho" more often while talking to my hispanic friends It means a lot to them

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Why did the Mexican take his Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

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What do you call Hispanic gnomes Gnombres.

I'll go home now.

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A Hispanic photon walks into a bar No mas

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What do you call a Hispanic sniper? A Puerto-recon.

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What do you call a Hispanic with binoculars? Puerto-Recon.

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Why did the Mexican take Valium? For Hispanic attacks

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Why does trump take xanax For hispanic attacks



Disclaimer: I saw this joke somewhere else its not mine

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What do you call a Hispanic without a car? Carloss

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My ex girlfriend is a brick Flat on both sides and laid by hispanic men.

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Why did Donald Trump decide not to build The Wall and just take a Xanax instead? Because it's a cheaper and faster cure for hispanic attacks.

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Why does the Mexican guy takes xanax? For hispanic attacks...

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What do you call someone who is attracted to Hispanic boys? A Pedrophile.

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A Hispanic magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three. He held up three fingers and began.

"Uno! Dos!"

And then he vanished, without a tres.

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What do you call the secret Hispanic group that targets black people? Que Que Que.

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New Hispanic Jokes

What did the son papaya say to the father papaya when the father was annoying the son Papa ya!

(sorry this joke sucks)
#Hispanic joke

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Even though I'm Hispanic I never really understood why my parents hated Norwegian gods so much. I still don't get why they named me Heck Thor.

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White and a black and a hispanic are talking. The white says the n-word by accident and black is offended. Hispanic was remarkable

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[Original] I asked my dyslexic Hispanic friend the fasted way to Las Vegas. He pointed down the road. "Gracias", I said. "Ne vada".

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What are the hispanic twins names? Juan and Dos

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Why did the DJ played emo songs when he saw Juan? Because there is a Hispanic at the Disco

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Didn't know so many Hispanic guys were Jewish But I keep hearing them say Yahweh

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Why did the Mexican guy take Xanax? To help Hispanic attacks!

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I asked my Hispanic friend to transfer my drink into a cup... Then i told him thanks for that pour favor

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Hispanic jokes are like Black jokes... once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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Nova seems to be a pretty popular Hispanic surname... For me, since I speak English, that name would be a no-go

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What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe? Roberto

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Why do Hispanic performance reviews take so long? They spend too much time on their GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALSSSS

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You know why Trump takes Xanax? Because of Hispanic attacks.

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What do you call a Hispanic radio station? Mixed Signals

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Two Hispanic men are playing basketball. It's Juan on Juan.

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What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas? Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

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