Hilarious Hoe Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Hoe Jokes

If minecraft taught me one thing... It's to never spend diamonds on a hoe.

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I don’t believe in bros before hoes or hoes before bros. There just needs to be balance. I call it a homie-hoe-stasis.

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I personally don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before hoes.. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis

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Personally, I don't believe in "bros before hoes" or "hoes before bros" There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis if you will.

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Personally, I don't believe in hoes before bros or bros before hoes. There must be balance you see. A homie-hoe-stasis if you will

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You know the saying "bros before hoes"? Well, I've found out how I can balance my relationships between the two evenly...



...a homie-hoe-stasis, if you will

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I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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What do you call a mermaid who's a prostitute? H-2-Hoe

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If there's one thing Minecraft has taught me . . . It's to never spend diamonds on a hoe.

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Do you want to know why I called your girlfriend a tractor? Because she's an upgrade to that hoe you had earlier.

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What's it called when bros before hoes is balanced with hoes before bros? Homie-hoe-stasis

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Never underestimate a hoe's ability to do arithmetic. Because its the thot that counts.

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What do you call a helpful hoe? Thotful

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Why did the garden divorce the field? He caught her being plowed by a hoe

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What does a Pirate say when they see a hooker? Land Hoe!

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What do pimps and farmers have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business.

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What do a gang member and a redneck have in common? They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

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My girlfriend told me there is no way you can turn a hoe into a housewife I said "Yes you can". She said "How"?

I proposed.

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What did Tyrion call the passage he built to smuggle whores into Casterly Rock? Hoe-door.

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Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you must.

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What does Santa say to bad girls? Hoe hoe hoe

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What Did The Male Mantis Say To The Female Mantis? Male Mantis: “Yo, hoe, I want some head.”

Female Mantis: “Me too.”

Male Mantis: “what”

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I have a gardening tool that I use to dig up large amounts of treasure So yeah, I got a big booty hoe

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What does a farmer, a pimp, and a bluegrass band all have in common? They all know how to throw a hoe down.

(Disclaimer: I was exchanging dadjokes with our server at Krueger’s in Cincinnati. He wrote this joke. Neil, if you’re out there..cheers!)

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What's the difference between a pirate and a pimp? It's all about how you say "Yo Hoe"

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What do you call a hoe in the shower A shower thot

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Where does a prostitute go to rat out her pimp? To a hoe-tell.

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What do you call 2 thots fighting? A hoe-down

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I'm jealous of Santa... ...he can yell "hoe hoe hoe" at anyone and get away with it.

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A feminist has taken legal action against a shopping mall Santa. She claims he called her a hoe three times.

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My wife would always nag me to do the gardening.. Eventually I had to put that hoe in the ground.

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Minecraft taught me one thing It's never a good idea to spend diamonds on a hoe

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What does a farmer care more about than his wife? His hoe

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What do you call a hoe that got into accounting? The thot that counts

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Does the dead hooker in my shed... ...count as a garden hoe?

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some jokes I came up with when I was 10-13 years old *what does Santa want for Christmas? Hoe Hoe Hoes
*what do hunters like to do? Shoot birds
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*what did the tree say when the math teacher passed by? Gee-I'm-a-tree

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The stripper made her son lunch for school today It was hoe made

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A prostitute made her son lunch for today It was hoe made

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Why dont you find any princesses at knotta berry farm? Because the only thing you find on a farm is a hoe

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New Hoe Jokes

What isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed because it’s been used so many times? A hoe

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What do you call a mexican hoe? A mexico Joe

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What's a hoe's place? The shed.

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[oc?] In many Asian countries, it's hard to distinguish prostitutes from members of the clergy. You can't tell who is hoe Li or not.

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2012 Creepypasta joke Is the female version of The Rake called The Hoe?

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What do you call a cheap hooker at a concentration camp? A Hoe Low Cost

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This term for a long-handled gardening tool ...can also mean an immortal pleasure seeker. What is it?

A hoe?

No! It's a rake.

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Hoe Lee When you put your church clothes on, that makes you a cross dresser

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I told my friend across the hall that I was molested by a prostitute under the influence of marijuana... He said I had a "High, diddley hoe there, neighbor!"

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What do you call a hoe-ish Transformer? An Auto-Thot.

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What does a gold digger use to dig? A hoe

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What's the difference between a pizza and a hoe? You don't pick the crust off a pizza before you eat it

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What's the pimp saying to his staff on Christmas? Hoe, Hoe, Hoe!

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What is the difference between a farmer and a pimp? A farmer only needs one hoe to run a business

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