I lent my umbrella to a hot girl yesterday. That takes the number of girls i've made wet this year to -1

I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.

I lent my umbrella to a hot girl yesterday. That takes the number of girls I’ve made wet this year to -1.

There's this hot girl in my college writing class. Her body is a 10, but her intro and conclusion need some work.

A really hot girl was checking me out today. Then I paid her for the groceries and left the store.

A hot girl texted me "Come over, no one's home" So i went over...
And no one's home

I lent a hot girl my umbrella while it was raining That takes the amount of girls I've made wet to -1

I gave my number to a really hot girl at the bar and told her to text me when she got home. She must have been homeless.

I was talking to a hot girl at my friends funeral I got mourning wood

So, two hot girls asked me to join them for a threesome No thanks, if i want to disappoint two people at the same time i will just talk to my parents

I lent my umbrella to a hot girl yesterday And that brings the number of girls I’ve made wet this year to a solid -1

"Hey man, the hot girl from class winked at me today!" "Really, bro?"

"Yeah, with both eyes too!"

I finally got the attention of a hot girl That's the joke.

So this hot girl checked me out today... The total was $7.83

Hot girl in accounting? It's a thot that counts

Old guy with his personal trainer Old Guy in the gym with a personal trainer: What machine do I use to get the hot girls?

Trainer: The ATM in the lobby!

I met a hot girl. We had dinner yesterday. At least I'm assuming she had dinner.

How did the farmer plan to pick up the hot girl at the bar? A tractor

I tried to ask out a hot girl yesterday, but she said she had a boyfriend... I said I had a math test.

She was a bit confused, so I said "I thought we were naming things we could cheat on."

A smoking hot girl walks into a bar. A guy at the bar says, "Wow, you're gonna get laid tonight!"

She replies, "Hehe, how do you know?"

He replies, "Because I'm stronger than you."

I lent an umbrella to a hot girl today That makes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1

I lent my umbrella to a hot girl today That brings the total number of girls I’ve made wet this year to -1!

Two very hot girls try to tease an old man saying .. " Hey grandpa, what would you do with hot and kinky girls like us ?"

He says :

" Well with only 2 nothing much, but if i had at least 5 i would open a whorehouse. "

Why do hot girls always travel in threes? Because they can't even.

"Hot girl, likes horses" is a pretty broad demographic. ... I'll show myself out.

I lent a hot girl my umbrella That makes the number of girls I've made wet this year -1

I lent my umbrella to a hot girl yesterday. This takes the number of girls that I have made wet this year to -1.

The sun is like a hot girl with a STD It might be nice to be in it at first but later you might get itchy and regret it

Don't you hate it when you meet a hot girl who says she's "bi"... ...then the next morning you realize she meant "polar".

Yesterday I Found A Very Hot Girl And I recommended her to drink some cold drinks or get a shower.

Met a really hot girl last night, but my buddies we're telling me "Forget her, dude, she's way out of your league". I'm going "Oh, you think she's too pretty for me?". They're saying "No not that, it's just that she's in the Minors".

Are hot girls made up of oil ? Because when I try to look at their face, my eyes slip.

There's a hot girl in my bedroom. So I turned on the AC.

Whats the difference between my super hot girlfriend and Canada? Canada is real.

What do you call a hot girl in Germany ? Tourist

I tried asking a hot girl out yesterday... She said she had a boyfriend.

I said I had a math test.

Puzzled, she asked what I meant

I responded "I thought we were naming things to cheat on!"

I got a hot girl's number today. Wish I could post it on any other day.

What do you call it when a boyfriend is teasing his hot girlfriend too much? Thot provoking.

What did the sauce cook text to the hot girl working in his kitchen? Send noodles.

A new ad campaign from "Dixon's," a hard-cider brewery, features a man hitting it off with the hot girl at the bar after buying her a bottle of cider... You know what they say: every lady loves some Hard Dixon's Cider.