Hotdog Jokes

My local movie theater was robbed of almost $10,000 The thieves got away with three boxes of popcorn, two large sodas, three boxes of candy and a hotdog.

Perfect on the spot SFW joke What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

It's stupid when girls say they can't find a guy, yet they ignore me. It's like saying you're hungry when there's a hotdog on the ground outside.

"Did you just say something?" "Uhhh nope?"

"Really? I could swear you just asked me if I wanted a hotdog."

"No I didn't."

"Good, because I'm vegan."

A Buddhist buys a hotdog and gives the vendor a $20 bill.. He takes a bite and then says "wheres my change?"


The vendor replies "change only comes from within"

Man walks to library He goes up to the librarian, : "can i have an hotdog?"
Librarian: "sorry sir but this is a library."
Man: "oh sorry!

"Says quietly": "can i have an hotdog?"




Sorry for bad english

I went to a Buddhist hotdog stand... ...and they made me one with everything.

A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand And says, "make me one with everything"

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato? A dictator.

I was eating a hotdog the other day and when I took a bite ketchup squirted in my eye. Now I have heinzsight

How does a ghost eat a hotdog? By goblin it.

Sorry

A Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand. "make me one with everything"

How did the hotdog ask the ketchup out? He mustard up the courage.

Have you had a German hotdog? They're the wurst

how do you make a hotdog stand? take its chair.

What’s worse than a wet, cold dog? A wet hotdog

What did the Buddha say to the hotdog vendor? "Make me one with everything"

What does a hotdog call his wife? Honey bun.

*As told buy my 7 year old.*

Why did the family get lost on the way to the hotdog stand? They took a turn for the wurst.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog vender... ...says make me one with everything.

A Zen Master... Walks up to a hotdog stand and says,

"Make me one with everything."

-That's the best I've got

What type of dog suffers from being inbred? A hotdog

Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says, "Make me one with everything." Hotdog guy gives him a loaded dog, Buddhist gives him $10, gets nothing back. Hotdog vendor explains, "Change comes from within."

Hotdog stand The Buddha walks up to a hotdog stand and says, "make me one with everything"

Once, at an all boys summer camp, I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up my pillow was gone. But that's not what freaked me out... ...the night before that I dreamed I was in a hotdog eating contest.

Did you guys see the movie about the hotdog? It was an Oscar Wiener

What's the difference between a Yankee stadium hotdog and a Fenway park hotdog? You can buy a Yankee stadium hotdog in October

A guy walks into a library... A man walks in to a library and asks the librarian, "MAY I HAVE A HOTDOG?" The librarian whispers, "sir, this is a library." The man answers, "I'm so sorry" now whispering the man says,"may I have a hotdog?"

What did Buddha said when he went to the hotdog vendor? "Make me one with everything."

What's the best way to decline a hotdog eating contest? No franks.

The Buddha walked up to a hotdog vender... And said "make me one with everything"

What did the monk order from the hotdog stand? One with everything

A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says... “Make me one with everything.”

Hey baby do you build portable wienerschnitzels? Because you make my hotdog stand

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand? Make me one with everything.

Computer! What's the difference between a human and a hotdog? Beep boop boop... Processing...

why aren't hotdog ads allowed in nascar? because no-one else would be able to ketchup

A Buddhist monk was on the streets of New York and he stopped at a hotdog stand. The vendor asks, "what would you like on it?" to which he replied,"Make me one with everything".

Why does the hotdog always come home late and tired? Because it's the breadweiner.