Huh Jokes

Soo we’re going to the Autopsy club tonight huh? What’s happening there? It’s open Mike night!

drug-sniffing dog Me: "Sweet dog you got there"

Policeman: "Yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog."

Me: "Still in training, huh?"

Policeman: "What do you mean?"

Me: "Nevermind"

My wife gave me some bad news today "But," she said, "I bought your favorite soy sauce to help cheer you up."

"Great," I said. "Just Kikkoman when he's down, huh?"

I'm very soy for that pun. I'll just wok away now.

And the award for best neckwear goes to... huh, well would you look at that. It was a tie

So you like limericks, huh? On the Breast of a woman named Gale

was tattooed the price of her tail

and on her behind

for the sake of the blind

was the same information in braile.

Genie: you have three wishes me: make math go away

Genie: ok, that one's on the house

me: yay, so I still get three wishes?

Genie: huh?

A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar... The bar tender suprised says "Huh, where'd you get him?"

"Africa" said the parrot

My cute younger brother's contribution. Brother: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Don't know, why?
Brother: To go to the ugly guy's house.
Me: Huh??
Brother: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Brother: The chicken.

Two goats were behind a Hollywood movie studio eating an old movie film. One goat said to the other, "Pretty good, huh?"
The second goat said, "Yeah, but not as good as the book".

Did you hear about the first Reich? Did you hear about the first Reich?

Or the second Reich?

The third Reich?

The fifth Reich?

The eight Reich?

Not even the thirteenth Reich?

Perhaps the twenty first Reich?

Huh. I guess you've never met any Fibbonazis.

A Jewish man walks up to an Asian man... The Jewish man says

"Hey, your eyes are really squinted, must be hard for you to see, huh!"

The Asian man says

"Well at least I can see my grandparents."

One time I walked into a bathroom and there were no urinals I thought, "huh... that's strange." The girls that came in after me were apparently pretty freaked out by it too.

Prank Caller- Hello! is your refrigerator running?? Me- No, but the dishwasher is..
Prank Caller- Huh???
Me- Yeah my wife's out on a jog...

The three wishes Genie: you have three wishes

me: make math go away

Genie: ok, that one's on the house

me: yay, so I still get three wishes?

Genie: huh?

So I was fingering this girl, she said put 2 in so I did. She said put your whole hand in so I did, next she demanded the other hand so I obliged. Finally she said "now clap your hands" I said "I can't" to which she replied "Pretty tight huh?"

And the award for the best neckwear goes to... Huh, would you look at that, it was a tie.

My wife said. “are you even listening to me?” She turned around and walked away. I stared at her blankly and thought “that’s an odd way to start a conversation” Huh?

what did cinderella say when she got to the ball? "ggggkkk"

huh...kinda hard to tell this joke in text.

Did you hear about the first reich? Did you hear about the first reich?

Or the second reich?

The third reich?

The fifth reich?

The eight reich?

Maybe the thirteenth reich?

Perhaps the twenty first reich?

Huh. You must have never met a fibbonazi

My wife dragged me to a classical concert. Me: I hope this concert has a lot of ado.

Her: Huh?

MC: Ladies and Gentlemen, without further ado....

Me: F*ck.

Two cows were grazing in the field, when one of them says to the other, "How about that mad cow disease, huh?" The second one says, "Why should I care? I'm a helicopter"

The midget vampire woke up from his 100-year slumber His first words were: "Huh... I'm a little stiff".

"Well I've heard there was a secret chord That David played and it pleased the Lord" Huh? Must have been G-sus

My 11 year old told me this one.... Son: Did you hear? Sun dried grapes are getting more expensive this during this quarantine

Me: Huh, no I didn't know

Son: Yeah, the prices are really raisin!

A mother asks her son how things are going with his girlfriend. He replies, "It didn't work out." "Aw, I'm sorry to hear that," says his mother. "What happened?"

The son looks confused.

"Huh? I just told you. She didn't exercise enough."

My wife glared at me from across the table and said, “You weren't even listening were you!” I couldn't help thinking "Huh. That's an odd way to start a conversation”.

"I've been in 3 emotionally abusive relationships" Said Dave to his new friend.

"I'm so sorry!"

"Huh. I had them thinking it was their fault as well"

I found out my husband got fired from his job today. In order to cheer him up I got him his favorite soy sauce. He said to me

"Oh I see. Kikkoman when he's down, huh?"

the least spoken language, huh? Sign language, obviously

What did the beached whale say to Chris Christie? Well, looks like we both know how to empty a beach, huh?

Elvis was driving down the highway when he got into an accident. The paramedics found him and realised he was in shock and so they told him, "Mr. Presley, we need you to step out of the vehicle, you're all shook up."

"Uhuh huh"

I went to the doctor for a rash... Doctor: What toiletries are you using?

Me: Steven’s soap, Steven’s shampoo, Steven’s toothpaste and Steven’s toothbrush.

Doctor: Huh, so is Steven’s a foreign brand?

Me: No, Steven is my roommate.

A student asks a scientist about the types of quarks... A student asks a scientist about the types of quarks. The scientist replies "Up, Down, Charm, Top, Bottom"

The student says "I think you missed one?" The scientist replies "Huh, thats Strange."

I recently found some gold plated pecans Pretty nuts, huh?

Knock knock.. Knock knock!

Who's there?

Old Lady.

Old Lady who?

Huh, didn't know you could yodel.

What did the TV detective say after Paris Hilton was run over by a truck? Huh. Looks like somebody ordered a skinny flat white.

Carmen at the bar Guy sits down at the bar next to pretty lady.
"What's your name?" he asks.
"They call me Carmen."
"Carmen, huh? Thats a nice name."
"It suits me well because I love cars and I love men."
"Fancy that."
"What's your name?"
"They call me BeerTits."

Tour Guide: This is Hawaii's newest beach, recently formed from a new lava flow that eroded quickly. Tourist: I don't believe you.
Tour Guide: Huh? Why not?
Tourist: If this is Hawaii's nu'ist beach, where are all the nu'ists?

I cut a small bit off the bottom of my trousers, I put it in a library book then returned it to the library. When the librarian was filing the book back on the selves the bit of trouser fell out... She said “huh, that’s a turn up for the books”