Hilarious Internet Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Internet Jokes

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet... I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.

Edit:*Wow thanks for the gold

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What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet? I asked my 10 brothers and sisters, but they don’t know either.

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Your parents in 1996: Don't trust ANYONE on the Internet. Your parents in 2017: Freedom Eagle dot Facebook says Hillary invented AIDS.

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As a Canadian I never realized how slow my internet was until today. I just now started seeing Thanksgiving posts!

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What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet? I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.....

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What's a Pirate's least favourite letter? Dear Customer,

Due to recent illegal activities that have been performed through your connection, your internet service has been permanently disconnected.

-Sincerely, your ISP.

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I won't control what you do on the internet but Theresa May

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Your parents in 1996: "Don't trust ANYBODY on the internet!" Your parents today: "Freedom Eagle dot facebook says Hillary invented AIDS."

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What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear sir,

Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage.

Sincerely, your service provider.

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What do you call a company that replants fields of grass using cropduster airplanes? A re-seeding airline!



This joke sucks but it's my cakeday and I was told there would be plentiful imaginary internet points .... XD

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What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear sir,
Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage.
Sincerely, Comcast.

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TIL Calaway's Law states that "the best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer." Now we wait.

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I hate people who take drugs... specifically the DEA and US Customs.

Edit: Thanks everyone for the free Internet points. Appreciate it. :)

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What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear customer,

We are discontinuing your internet service due to suspicious activity/illegal downloading on your network.

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If I had $1 for every time I read a racist comment on the internet I'd still be broke. Because I am black and can't read.

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I hope your internet is kinky Because it's about to get choked

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What's a pirate's LEAST favorite letter? Dear Customer,

Your internet service has been terminated due to copyright infringement.

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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the Internet was a thing I asked my 17 brothers and sisters, and they didn't know either

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They say the feds track all internet activity and look out for keywords that indicate terrorism or otherwise I wanted to test this out and Googled "how to kill President"

Few days later I received a care package containing ammo

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I accidentally sent my friend flowers over the internet Whoops, E-Daisies

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If you give a monkey a typewriter, it will eventually write Shakespeare... ...If you give a monkey a camcorder, it will eventually film a dead body and post it to the internet.

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Yo momma, she so fat... there's people on the internet who believe she's flat, not round.

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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.

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The internet is an amazing thing. One minute I'm at work looking up
random pages, passing the time, the
next minute I'm at home looking for a new job.

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The internet is amazing One minute you're at work looking at random webpages; the next, you're at home looking for a new job

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BREAKING: Barack Obama just elected President of the US - Sent from Internet Explorer

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I always wondered what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet... I asked my 19 brothers and sisters and they don't know either...

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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.

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The internet is so full of people making up fake stories for fake internet points that no one is giving any credit to the real heroes anymore... Like me, who just yesterday beat up a volcano

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I wonder... I always wondered what my parents did to pass time before things like the internet and TVs were invented.
I asked my 26 siblings for advice.

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Accidentally sent someone flowers over the internet Whoops e-daisies

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How did my parents combat boredom before the internet? I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.

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I was flirting with this teenager on the internet... ...after a while, she tells me she's an undercover cop.

How cool is that for someone her age?

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My Internet stopped working for 5 minutes. Met my parents.

They're nice people.

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I have a Chinese friend with really bad internet His name is Hai Ping

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How did our grandparents killed time when there were no Smartphones and Internet? I already asked my mom, her four sisters and five brothers.

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what do a russian say when the internet goes down? Internyet

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What do Dora the Explorer and Internet Explorer have in common? They both take 20 minutes to perform a simple task.

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My internet stopped working for some time so I went out of my room to see my family They were nice people

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New Internet Jokes

What would Karl Marx's goal be if he were an internet troll? To seize the Memes of Production.

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You could be anyone you wanted to be, on the internet... but you chose to be the dumbest one

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What do you call someone with bad internet? Loading...

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How do you get a lot of useless internet points? You make something up

Note: my 6 y/o daughter came up with this please be kind!

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Have you heard about Ted? The guy with a talent for animated internet pictures? He's gifted

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Don't believe everything you see on internet just because there is a famous person's name next to it. -Abraham Lincoln

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What place on the internet is so environmentally friendly that the recycling rate is 99%? R/Jokes

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Why did the internet throw the pie away? Because it was Ajit Pai.

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Comcast's newest commercial really gave me a laugh. They boasted their fast internet speeds, lower prices, and amazing customer service. Not to mention how they boasted supporting net neutrality.

Are there two companies named Comcast?

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Did you hear the story about the cyber-suicide bomber? Blew up all over the internet.

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Internet explorer is the best web browser For when you need to download Chrome and Firefox.

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2000: Don't talk to people on the internet or get into stranger's cars 2017: Literally talk to strangers online to get INTO their cars.

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what did al gore use to create the internet al-gore-rithms

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What if you died you got stats Something like:
Hours on the internet: 46284. |
Burpees done: 1.25. |
Hours spent crying in a shower: 6627

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I finally reached the end of the internet... It was a USENET post that read:

First!!!
--Al Gore

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I'm an internet hacker, when I'm not home I leave a sign on my door 'Gone phishing'

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Why do fish hate reading news on the internet? Click-bait.

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My internet turned off for 5 minutes.. I met my family.. they were nice people.

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What do Russians say when they have no internet? Inter-niet.

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Arguing with the wife is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the internet. In the end you just give up and go “I Agree”.

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If I ever get fat... I'm gonna post before and after photos on the internet. I'll just flip them, so everyone tells me how amazing I used to look.

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Fighting on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics It doesn't matter who wins, you're both retarded!

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There's so many scams on the internet today, and so many of them are easy to fall for. Send me $25 and I'll tell you all about it.

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What did grandma and grandpa do before there was Internet? I mean, didn't they get bored?

I asked my 32 uncles and aunts, but they didn't know either.

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When people of the internet make chicken Parmesan, what do they do to the chicken? They Breddit.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? Dear xxxxxxxxx

Your internet service has not been terminated for copyright infringement due to a lack of evidence.

Sincerely xxxxxxxx

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Despite always being made fun of on the internet, I've never seen a fedora-wearing neckbeard in the real life. I guess that means the stereotype is true.

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What's a pirates least favorite letter Dear user,
your internet access has ben cut of due to illegal usage
yours truly
comcast

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Dark humor is like good internet service Not everyone gets it.

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Why don't snails use the internet? Salt is bad for their health.

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What do you say when there's no internet in Russia? Internyet.

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What did the customer say about Panda Express's Internet Security? It had nice Authentic Asian.

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What will Facebook be called 10 years from now when most of the Internet is VR? InYourFacebook

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What do you call a small insect that likes to download things illegally off the internet? A Tor-ant

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Thanks to the Internet Everybody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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What was the internet technicians dying words? Tell my WiFi love her

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What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am,

We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

1. Illegal Downloading

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What do you call an upset 3 yr old on the Internet!? Twiggered

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I wonder what my grandfather used to do on his free time. There was no tv, no internet...
Probably should ask one of my ten uncles.

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What do you call it when there is no internet in Russia? Internyet.

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Splitting Internet Charges I asked my upstairs neighbor to split my internet charges with me, and we could share the bandwidth.

He accepted.

I asked my downstairs neighbor the same thing.

Now I have free Internet!

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Happy new year! -sent from internet explorer

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The internet is a scary place. It's dangerous to go alone! Take this .

(It's a grain of salt)

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Facebook says: I know everyone. Google says: I know everything. The "Internet" says: Ya'll are nothing without me. Electricity says: Not this game again...

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Happy New Years 2013! Hey guys I'm sending this through Internet Explorer, hope you guys had a great 2012!

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Hope this all gets to you in time, using Internet Explorer! Happy New Year 2007!

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How do chinese people laugh over the internet? Lmao Zedong

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What is Internet Explorer's function? To install Chrome.

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Why doesn't Ganon use the Internet? There were too many Links.

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[Request][not a joke][urgent] I need puns. Specifically. Cow themed wedding/bride/engagement puns. I cant help but ask the best of the best. I need your help. Your are the pun kings of the Internet and I know you can do this. I'm COW-nting on you.

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When you get rekt on the Internet You are Erekt

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Merry christmas and happy new year! - Internet explorer

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How do trees get onto the internet they log in

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How did Al Gore invent the Internet? With Al-Gore-rithims

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So Donald Trump wants Barack Obama and Bill Gates to talk about shutting down the internet. Shouldn't Al Gore be a part of that conversation?

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Donald Trump is a proof that internet comments can turn into a human and run for a president

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How do you call it, when the internet is not working in Germany? "InterNEIN"

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TIL of Cunningham's Law It states that the best way to get the right answer on the internet is to ask a question.

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How can you tell if someone your talking to on the internet is white? You're*

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Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison? He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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