Hilarious Interview Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Interview Jokes

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Was asked in an interview if I could perform under pressure. I said I'm not sure but I can definitely perform "another one bites the dust"

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*During an interview* Interviewer: 'So how long were you employed in your last job?' Candidate: 'I'd say my biggest weakness is my listening skills.'

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During a job interview yestarday I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly "Nervous?" asked the interviewer, I simply replied "No I always give 110%"

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My kid says he came up with this one: A guy goes to interview for IKEA... The manager says “Welcome! Come in and make a seat.”

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Starbucks job interview "What's your name?".

"Alyssa".

"Could you spell that please?".

"L A R I S S A".

"When can you start?".

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I recently submitted my resume to Sony But they canceled the interview

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Donald Trump said in an interview that he would consider killing himself if he ever had Alzheimer's Disease. Sadly, the interviewer didn't have the presence of mind to say, "I know. You've said that already."

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At an interview they asked where I saw myself in five years I answered:

“Well, I think my greatest weakness is my poor listening skills.”

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I went for a job interview today and the manager said,"We're looking for someone who is responsible" ..."Well I'm your man" I replied,"In my last job, whenever anything went wrong they said I was responsible"

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Just got back from a job interview, where I was asked if can perform under pressure. I said I wasn't too sure about that but I do a wicked Bohemian Rhapsody.

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Not too sure I got the job.... Interview I had for a job:
"What's your greatest weakness?"
"Interpreting semantics of a question,
but ignoring the pragmatics."
"Could you give an example?"
"Yes, I could."

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At the job interview Interviewer: I see here that you had a five-year gap between jobs. Can you please explain it?

Me: Oh that's when I went to Yale.

Interviewer: That is very impressive. You can start tomorrow.

Me: Yay, I got a yob.

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During a job interview yesterday I poured myself some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly.

"Nervous?" Said the interviewer.

"No" I said, "I always give 110%"

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I went on a job interview for a security guard. After spending 12 hours in the waiting room... ...they hired me.

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I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.” “Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

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During my job interview I was asked: “After a long week how do you normally recharge your batteries” Apparently “through high voltage nipple clamps” wasn’t the answer they were expecting.

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I had a job interview... ...the interviewer slid his laptop across the table and said "sell this to me."

I closed the screen, unplugged it, and left.

I ignored his calls for about three hours. When I did answer, he said "Where is my laptop?!"

"You wanna buy it?"

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I was at a job interview and was asked if i can perform under pressure. I said im not very familiar with the lyrics, but i would certainly have a go at doing bohemian rhapsody

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A guy was nailing his interview and the employer said "well application looks great but there's a 7 year gap since your last job, what happened?" The guy says "oh I went to yale",
The employer: Oh great your hired you start Monday.

Guy: "Yay I got a yob!"

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I went for a job interview at EA Games today. The interviewer said to me, “The second part of your resume is missing.”

I said, “For the second part, you have to pay $20.”

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying, "Come in, make a seat."

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I had a job interview today. I was offered the job and told the salary was £7.50 an hour for the first three months and would then go up to £15 an hour.

The guy asked me when I could start.

I replied "In three months."

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At a job interview: "What's your greatest weakness?" Interviewer: What's your greatest weakness?

Me: Answering the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics.

Interviewer: Could you give me an example?

Me: Yes, yes I could.

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Yesterday at a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little. "Nervous?" asked the interviewer

I replied, "No, I always give 110%"

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I had a job interview yesterday, I poured myself a glass of water and it overflowed slightly "Nervous?" asked the interviewer, I simply replied "No I always give 110%."

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I was at an important job interview today, when they asked me if I was on Facebook… "Sorry, no. I'm not." I replied.

"Twitter?"

"Nope."

"Instagram?"

"Nah."

"Look, just put your phone away, will you!?"

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Was once asked on a job interview if I could perform under pressure. Me: Well I don't know about that, but I'll give Bohemian Rhapsody a try.

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Interview Employer: “This is an important job, we need someone who is responsible.”

Applicant: “I'm the one you want!

At my last job, every time there was a problem, they said I was responsible.”

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Add a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little “Nervous.” Asked the interviewer.

“No, I always give 110%”

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I went in for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who can be responsible"... "Well I'm your guy!" I replied,

"At my old job, whenever something went wrong, they said I was responsible."

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Job interview -It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. Whats 19x17?

-36

-Thats not even close!!

-But it was quick.

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During a job interview yesterday, I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly. "Nervous?" asked the interviewer.

"No," I said. "I always give 110%"

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I went for my interview to be a bus driver I told them 'Sorry I'm late'

They said 'you're hired'

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I went for a job interview and got offered the job as a fisherman but turned it down as the net pay wasn't good

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At a job interview, I sat down at at the table and in front of me was a pitcher of water and an empty cup. I poured too much and the cup started to overflow. "Nervous?" The interviewer asked me.
"No," I responded, "I always give 110%"

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Yet another job Interview joke Interviewer: So what would you say is your biggest weakness?

Candidate: I never know when to quit.

Interviewer: Well that can always be turned to our advantage! Congratulations, you're hired.

Candidate: *I quit*

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so I walked in an interview and.. .. and interviewer asks for my email password :

interviewer : What is the password of your email ?
me : it's way123
interviewer : is it 'way' or 'weigh' ?
me : The one that starts with 'f'
interviewer : There is no 'f' in way.
me : exactly.

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I went to the US Embassy for a visa interview in Bangalore. Officer: Where to in the US?

Me: San Jose

Officer: It's pronounced as "San Hosey". J is pronounced as H in the US

Me: Oh okay

Officer: So how long do you plan to be in the US?

Me: 7 months, from Hanuary to Huly

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Interview with a stage magician * So, what do you do?
* I saw women in half.
* Do you have any family?
* Four half sisters.

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New Interview Jokes

Obama said in an interview that Putin had asked him "How is Joe?" to which he responded "Biden?" then Russian President replied "Joe Mama"

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Why don’t army recruitment adverts interview Vietnam vets? You know why

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‪My dead boss asked “where do you see yourself in 5 years?” in an interview in 2015. In your place, I replied.
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2020 is really trying to make that happen. ‬

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The World Health Organization (W.H.O.) is referring to the recent weeks as the “Quarantine Age”. In an interview, when asked about Italy, they said it was a.... “Quarantine Aged Wasteland” - the W.H.O.

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Trump was not impressed by New Delhi. He said in an interview that he preferred Old Delhi. He claims that place is yuge, their meats are better and the service is superior.

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In a job interview they asked me where I see myself going next year. I said I wasn't sure because I don't have 2020 vision.

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Starting in 2020, whenever a famous comedian dies Jerry Seinfeld is going to go to their funeral and pretend to interview them on the way to the cemetery for his new TV show... *Comedians* *in Coffins Being Carried*

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I was discriminated at a job interview based on my gender yesterday I think we should boycott Hooters

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Apparently the police want to interview me. I don't recall applying for a job

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I was at a job interview with the least imaginative panel. I mean in what twisted world does being abducted by aliens not count as an experience!?

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At a recent job interview, I was asked could I preform under pressure. I said no, but I could have a go at Bohemian Rhapsody.

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I hate label people That's why I didn't pass the job interview at the "Hello my name is" sticker factory.

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I was asked in a job interview how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them "I have a theoretical degree in physics.

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I had a job interview for a zoo. "What's your biggest weakness?" they asked.

I said, "I don't know much about animals."

"Right," they said. "What is another one?"

I said, "I have the memory of a swordfish."

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A man is at a job interview The interviewer goes over his cv and says: "I see that you speak 14 languages, including Esperanto?"
"Yeah", the man says, "I used to live there for a while."

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A competing musician is asked to give his opinion during an interview for a documentary about a famous string orchestra.... “So, what do you think of the group?” The interviewer asked.
He responded, “they look like a bunch of f-holes to me.”

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[Grammar Police Job Interview] Interviewer: "What is you're greatest strength?"
Candidate: " **Your** "
Interviewer: "When can you start?!"

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So I had a job interview at Google today... and the first thing they said was 'tell us about yourself'

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I went for a job interview in a Art Gallery today, but the interviewers seemed to hate everything about me. I didn't really paint a good picture of myself.

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Dalai lama walks in to a Pizza Shop... Dalai lama walks in to a Pizza Shop and says: "Can you make me one with everything?"

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From an interview i saw, thought you guys would enjoy it

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Arnold Schwarzenegger is asked in an interview... If you could be reincarnated as any famous musician in history, Who would it be.

He replies "I'll be Bach."

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I told my job interview that I studied philosophy at school. He said, "Was that useful?"

I said, "I don't know. Was it?"

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So a man is at a job interview... So a man is at job interview and the interviewer says: "On your resume it says you've had experience as a rooster?"
The man replies "Yeah, It was good fun, although I cocked up a lot"

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The Moro Islamic Liberation Front wants attention and gives an interview to a particular news organization that is ranked #1. The BBC always bring in satisfaction. 24/7.

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So I'm taking a job interview, and decide to tell my soon to be boss a joke. He didn't get it, and I didn't get it either.

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My Job Interview. I was interviewed today by a Far East Sultan to be a eunuch to guard his harem of 365 women.

Alas, the Sultan told me I wasn’t cut out for the job.

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So I went to this job interview the other day... Interviewer: how would you describe yourself?

me: preferably with words, but I've also prepared a modern dance!

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I got a job interview for a truck driver position They called and told me the office was 30km away from me I said forget it I don't want to drive that far.

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The detectives assigned to Amy Schumer's murder are stressing about having to interview fellow comedians regarding her death. One looks to the other and says, well at least we don't have to worry about establishing motive.

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[Job Interview] INTERVIEWER: What did you like most about your last job?

ME: \*leans in way too close\* Leaving it.

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Job Interview Interviewer: what did you learn from your previous job?

Me: that I need a new job

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[Interview] "What are your strengths?"
Me: I fall in love easily.
"Okay... what are your weaknesses?"
Me:Those blue eyes of yours.

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I had a job interview for a lifeguard position and they asked me what my biggest strength was. So I took a deep breath... Held it for four minutes and they gave me the job.

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Drop box So yesterday I went to an interview for box management. The boss asked "are you good with dropbox?" I said yes. Today I was fired for dropping 20 boxes with glass bottles. I guess Im too good for the job.

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What did the job interviewer say to the urologist after his successful job interview? Urine, doctor.

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A man rode a bicycle from Utsjoki to Helsinki to raise money for a fundraiser When a news team came along to interview, all he said was "it was a fun trip from start to Finnish"

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In a job interview. Interviewer: What are some of your wea-

me: INTERRUPTING PEOPLE

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Just left an interview and they told me there'd be a drug test. I'm not worried, though. I know a lot about drugs, so it should be a pretty easy test.

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Being in an interview and being a financial advisor are the same thing. At first you need to convince them you can make them money and then you try to take it all!

Let me know if it's a repost I feel very clever now!

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This guy went for an interview with Buzzfeed What happened next will shock you

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I was really nervous before going to my interview at the Coleman's factory... But eventually I mustard up the courage.

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In a recent interview a few Germans were asked why they are celebrating Trump's election... Their response: "For ze first time in modern history, ve will not be ze ones to start ze vworld vwar"

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I think I impressed them at my job interview for Director of Science when I said I was half chemist, half physicist . . . and half mathematician

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I had an interview at a solar power plant today... And they asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them, I have a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.

Sorry, hype is an overwhelming thing.

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In an interview I was asked where I see myself in 5 years time. "I don't know. I'm afraid I don't have 2020 vision"

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