Hilarious Iraq Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Iraq Jokes

A father in Iraq gifted his daughter a new bag. The girl replied, "Thanks for the Baghdad"

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I called a suicide hotline in Iraq.. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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I called the suicide hotline in Iraq... The dude got all excited and asked me if i could drive a truck

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“Son In Iraq I killed 15 people.” Son: Dad, you were a helicopter mechanic.

Dad: Never said I was a good one.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because they're all Targets.

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How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq? Iran.

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The new Call of Duty just got released in Iraq They call it the Sims

Note: this technically a repost

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because they are all Targets.

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Did you know? Call of duty has been released in Iraq and Afgahnistan as "The Sims."

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I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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Saudi Arabian seems really behind on the times. It's like they're living under Iraq or something.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because there's a Target around every corner.

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In Iran, everyone's scared of spiders.. But in Iraq, no phobia.

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A Father from Iraq gave his daughter a new bag. The daughter replied Thanks for the Baghdad

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How I escaped Iraq Q: How did you escaped Iraq?

A: Iran

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How did I escape Iraq? Iran

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A father in Iraq gifted his daughter a brand new bag... The girl, excited, replied, "Thanks for the Baghdad!"

I'll show myself out now

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How did I escape from Iraq you ask? Iran

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Why don't people in Kuwait know who Obama is? Because they've been living under Iraq.

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I once called the suicide prevention hotline in Iraq They got all excited and asked me if I could drive a truck.

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My father and I were leaving our hotel in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase. I said, "Don't forget your Baghdad".

(Hopefully it isn't a repost)

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Son in Iraq i killed 20 people. Son: Dad you were a helicopter mechanic.

Dad: Never said I was a good one.

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How come there are no Walmart’s in Iraq? Because there’s a Target at every corner!

Edit: A joke from the Bush era I still find funny.

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How did I get from Iraq to Pakistan? Iran

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Wanna know how I escaped Iraq? Iran

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because there is a Target on every corner

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I called the suicide hotline in Iraq The got excited and asked if i could drive a truck

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I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. I told the operator that lately I've been having suicidal thoughts. Operator: "Great! Can you drive a truck?"

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What did i do to escape Iraq? Iran

Don’t worry this story Israel

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Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq? Because there are too many targets.

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Lucy, Linus, and Charlie Brown are assigned a history project. Each person was assigned a country to report on.

“Wow!” Lucy said. “I got Italy!”

“Interesting” exclaimed Linus. “I got Germany.”

With dismay, Charlie Brown said, “I got Iraq.”

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Apparently the US government has to choose between supporting ISIS and the al-Assad regime... I think that's called getting caught between Iraq and a hard place.

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What do you get for calling a suicide hotline in Iraq? A job offer

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Do you know why there are no Wal-Marts in Iraq? They’re all Targets.

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Scotland is like Iraq A little but Sunni, but an awful lot Shiite.

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You know how I escaped Iraq? Iran

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People always ask me how l escaped Iraq and l always tell them the same thing... Iran

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Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq? ....because there is a target in every corner.

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What does Dora say in Iraq? Sniper no Sniping

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New Iraq Jokes

What's the difference between Pakistan and Iraq? Only about $5 in terms of medical bills.

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Someone knocked on my door and asked if could help with the flood in Iraq i said i would but my hose only reaches the end of my driveway

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How did I get from India to Iraq? Iran.

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I went to the grocery store to buy oil. Couldn't find it. So i inVaDed IraQ

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George Bush was in a briefing one day... “Sir 4 Brazilians were killed in Iraq yesterday.”

“Oh NO that’s awful!” He exclaimed “um how many is a Brazilian again?”

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Peole who serve in Iraq are 🅱️pic Do you think that people that served in Iraq have IRAQnaphobia

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i got hit by iraq so iran

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I always wondered why Saudi Arabians are always confused It's because they live under Iraq!

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Why did the Arab cross the Euphrates on foot? A rock hit his IROC in the middle of Iraq.

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There was a young boy who failed school, Acted a bit of a fool.
Went out to Iraq, smoked a whole lot of crack,
And his legs ended up in Kabul.

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Want to know how I got out of Iraq? Iran

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Match the middle eastern country to its sworn enemy... - Bahrain
- Lebanon
- Qatar
- United Arab Emirates
- Egypt
- Syria
- Jordan
- Iran
- Iraq
- Saudi Arabia
- Algeria
- Morocco
- Yemen
- Oman
- Kuwait

1. Israel

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Where do Middle Easterners hide their spare keys? In Kuwait, because it's under Iraq.

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What's the national bird of Iraq? Duck.

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ISIS has been having a tough time lately. They're stuck between Iraq and Assad place

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How did I get from Iraq to Afghanistan so quickly? Because Iran

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Do you know how I escaped Iraq? Iran.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because there's targets on every corner.

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A guy in Baghdad sinks the 8-ball in regulation... A guy in Baghdad sinks the 8-ball in regulation. His friend says "nice win, play again?" He responds "Okay, but Iraq."

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People say Iraq weather was great, They always talk about how Sunni it is but personally I think it was Shiite.

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My friend said he didn't know there was a war going on in the middle east... He must have been living under *Iraq*

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Why aren't there any Walmart stores in Iraq? Because there's a Target on every corner.

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I also called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They told me to try calling back in a few days because they already had enough volunteers for the week.

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Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs? In Iraq

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What was the main difference between the war in Vietnam and the war in Iraq? George Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam.

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Why do Arabs only buy Chevy Trucks? Because they're like Iraq.

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What do you call spider terrorists? Iraq-nids

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