Hilarious Iron Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Iron Jokes

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Iron Man is a very confusing character. I know he’s a guy but he could’ve been Fe Male.

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Shouldn't Iron man be a woman? After all he is a Fe-Male.

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Why can't two women play monopoly together? There's only one iron.

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What is Iron Man when he removes his suit? Stark naked.

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If Iron man and Silver surfer... teamed up they would be Alloys.

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What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman? one is a superhero and the other is a command.

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Iron Man is technically a FEmale. I will downvote myself on the way out....

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Never iron a four leaf clover... You don't want to press your luck.

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What's the difference between Iron man and Iron women? One is a super hero and the other is a simple comand.

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What's black and screaming? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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What's the Difference Between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero, the other is a simple command.

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What’s the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a command.

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If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer Joined Forces They would become alloys

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Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA... Avengers... Assemble

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What is the gender of Iron Man? Fe Male

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What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common? They both had a little Downey inside of them.

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What do you call a ring of iron atoms? A ferrous wheel.

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What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman? One is a super hero and the other is a command.

*I'll show myself out...*

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Don't iron your four leaf clovers You don't want to press your luck.

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I recently came out as pansexual. But I'm only attracted to cast iron.

I've tried dating teflon, but it never sticks.

I guess it's true what they say:

"Once you go black, you never go back"

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A plane is about to crash And suddenly, a woman stands up and takes off all of her clothes and says:

-If I'm gonna die, I'd rather do it feeling as a woman. Is there any man here who can make me feel like one?

A man stands up and removes his shirt

-Here, iron this.

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Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman? One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

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What elements make up life? Lithium and Iron

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What is iron man without his suit? Stark naked.

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What’s the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? Iron Man is a superhero but Iron Woman just a simple command.

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What's Iron Man's gender? FeMale

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What's red and black and screaming all over? Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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Why don't you iron four-leaf clovers? Because you don't want to press your luck.

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How can you potentially kill someone with some Potassium, Nickel & Iron With a KNiFe

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What do you call Iron Man's transgender cousin? Fe-male

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If iron man is a superhero what's iron woman? a command

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Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? Because you don't want to press your luck.

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"Do Not only strike while the iron is hot, but make it hot by striking."-Oliver Cromwell Tried this on my girlfriend, now I'm going to jail.

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What's black and loud? Stevie Wonder answering an iron.

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John: Carl, why do you have a bandage on your ear? Carl: I was ironing my shirts and my phone rang. I picked up the iron instead of the the phone and burned my ear.

John: I get that. But why do you have a bandage on the other ear?

Carl: Well, the phone rang again.

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What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman Iron Man is a Marvel superhero while Iron Woman is a command

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Why did Stalin go to Bed Bath & Beyond? He needed an iron curtain

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if Iron Man is a superhero, then what's Iron Woman? A command

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The other day, Iron Man broke his leg in his unbreakable armour. So much ironknee

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New Iron Jokes

MOLDY OLDY WARNING! My parents are in iron and steel. My mother irons and my father steals.

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I played Frisbee golf today... Or golf-frisbee... Or whatever you call it when you fling a 9 iron into the woods.

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What do you call an Iron that was in a movie? Cast-Iron!

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Do you know what is the most ironic thing in the world? Iron.

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What do you call it when Spiderman defeats Iron Man? Tony Stuck.

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if there would only be 2 genders iron man would be a Fe male

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Tony Stark fulfilled his duties as a father by cracking the ultimate dad joke before dying. Thanos: I’m inevitable. . Tony: Hi Inevitable, I’m Iron Man.

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I thought I saw a sheet of metal working out It was just a curling iron

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Why use the term Iron man? Why not Fe-Male?

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One wind turbine asks another "What is your favorite band?" He replies "Iron Maiden - I'm a big metal fan!"

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[Spoiler] Game of Thrones spoiler ahead It's too bad that the Iron Throne was destroyed.

Good thing the new king comes with his own chair.



But honestly, the real joke is thinking anyone will look at this joke with a title like that.

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What does Iron Man become when he falls into water? Ion man.

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I checked the mail and all I got was a package full of iron I guess a heavy FE Mail is better than nothing

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If Iron on the Periodic Table is "Fe," Couldn't Iron Man also be called Female?

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What if Iron Man put the face of Adam Savage onto the Hulkbuster suit? That means it's now the Mythbuster.

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My mom and dad run an Iron&Steel business. My mom irons and my dad steals.

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Iron with intellectual steam supply Cons: Hardly does its job

Pros: Ridiculously hisses Hegel's quotes

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Did you here about that Leg Doctor He shattered his entire left leg and had to get a metal replacement.

It was a really bad case of Iron-Knee

Edit:spelling

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What was Iron Man's highschool nickname? Ferrous Bueller.

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What Is A Wrinkled Shirt's Least Favorite Element? Iron! Hahahahahahahahahahaha

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All the screaming kids at work today, really made me miss the good old days. Back when they would work a 9-5 down at the local iron mill.

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What did Cap tell Iron Man when he asked to bring War Machine? Rhodes? Where we're going, we don't need Rhodes.

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What do you get when you cross Iron Man with Spiderman? Pony Park

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I was watching a video of some entry level iron workers. It's riveting.

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If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up... They would be great alloys

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What do you call IronMan with an iron deficiency? An ironic situation.

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In Soviet Russia you don't iron curtains. Iron Curtains you.

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What's a german's favorite golf club? The nein iron!

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Why do the Greyjoys always pay £25 at Tesco, regardless of how much they buy? It's the iron price.

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I was pumping some iron in the gym yesterday, when the trainer pointed out that the hole in the weights was supposed to be for attaching them to a bar.

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What goes 'ring ring, ring ring... Yeeaaargh!'? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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How do you make the Iron Giant cry? You wrap a Porsche Carrera GT around a lamp post.

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What do you get when you mix an atom of cobalt, an atom of vanadium, and two atoms of iron? covfefe

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Cats are made of iron, lithium and neon. Because FeLiNe

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I bought my toddler a plastic "Iron Throne". I paid the Fisher-Price.

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What chemical compound prevails over constant negative press? Carbon monoxide vanadium di-iron

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Why don't you iron a four leaf clover? So you don't press your luck.

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Stalin ruled Russia with an iron fist... The arm of the law it was on, however, had a very hard time reaching us.

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Make me feel like a woman A wife takes off her clothes and tells her husband "make me feel like a woman"

The husband take off his clothes, throws them on the floor, and says "wash and iron my clothes"

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What's black and screams? Harvey price answering a iron

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Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover? You don't want to press your luck.

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The wife said she was feeling light-headed from a low iron level To help her, I've raised the ironing board to a more suitable height.

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Last night, my wife asked me to make her "feel like a woman" I took off my shirt, and told her to iron it.

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Finding exactly what right women don't have in America is like transmuting iron to gold. You can't.

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How do you make Iron look rustic? You add oxygen.

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I adopted a dog from an iron worker the other day As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.

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What would the Silver Surfer and Iron Man be called if they joined forces? Alloys.

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Today the world has lost a great leader who ruled with an iron fist. Mrs.Brady you will be missed... (some guy named Fidel Castro died too)

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What did the iron genie say when he escaped the lamp? I'm Fe!

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Do you wanna here something ironic?? Iron Man is a Fe-male!

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Why should only women Iron? Because a man with an iron is a Fe Male

^^^^Sorry ^^^^for ^^^^the ^^^^Sexism

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