Hilarious Isis Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Isis Jokes

As the KKK are so full of hate, bigotry and want to rid America of others... Should we call them Vanilla Isis ?

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What's the difference between an ISIS outpost and an Iraqi preschool? I have no idea, I just fly the drone.

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Our President Elect is a real tough guy... The candidate who was going to "defeat ISIS" is currently at war with Saturday Night Live and a Broadway musical.

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So, Anonymous has declared war on ISIS ... ironic that 72 virgins are now attacking the terrorists

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So I heard that the hackers "Anonymous" are waging war on ISIS and al-Qaeda... Quite ironic that 72 virgins will be attacking the terrorists!

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Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart? ...because its not a Target.

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What makes an ISIS joke funny? the execution

EDIT: This literally blew up! RIP my inbox

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Whats the difference between an ISIS training camp and a children's hospital? I dunno, I just fly the drone...

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What's the difference between a Syrian wedding and an ISIS training camp? I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

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ISIS is taking back territory after a surprise turn of events Their new partnership with Samsung is quickly paying off

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Congratulations West Ham The only club named after two things that ISIS hate.

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What makes an ISIS joke funny? The execution.

Edit: Well, this blew up! Didn't think this joke would be the bomb!

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What's the difference between a Pakistani preschool and Isis headquarters? I don't know man I just fly the drones

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What's the difference between an ISIS outpost and an Afghanistan elementary school? I have no clue, I just fly the drone.

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What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them? WASWAS.

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How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group? They cut a head

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What's the difference between children and Isis? Drones can't tell either

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What do little miss muffet and ISIS have in common? They both have curds in their whey.

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What’s the difference between a children’s hospital and an ISIS training camp? I dunno, I just fly the drones

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What`s the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS? How would I know, I`m just a US Air Force Operator.

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What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated? WASWAS.

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What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck? a daeshcam

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So the US Military dropped a 22,000 lb bomb on ISIS today. That moves Amy Shumer's special to the second spot for largest bomb for the year.

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What's the difference between a group of Pakastani School Girls and a group of ISIS soldiers.. Don't ask me I just fly the drone.

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp? I don't know, i just fly the drone

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover? 100 meter Daesh

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What makes a ISIS joke funny? The execution.

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Global warming can reduce terrorism because the isis melting.

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What is the difference between a Pakistani School and a ISIS Trainingscamp? I have no idea I'm only flying the drone.

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If ISIS is destroyed... ... Will they be known as WASWAS?

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Whats the difference between an ISIS stronghold and a syrian school? I dont know, i just fly the drone.

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What do you call the pack of boars who killed members of Isis? Squeal Team 6

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How do you tell the difference between a Pakistani wedding and an ISIS training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone

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ISIS has reportedly starting putting bombs in cans of alphabet soup If any go off, it could spell disaster

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Hey when ISIS is gone do we call them..... WASWAS then?

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What do ISIS and Little Miss Muffet have in common? They both have Kurds in their way.

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My mom told me to go join ISIS... She says I could learn how to claim responsibility for once

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Apparently the US government has to choose between supporting ISIS and the al-Assad regime... I think that's called getting caught between Iraq and a hard place.

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What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and a Pakistani school I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

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New Isis Jokes

What's the difference between an ISIS compound full of terrorists and a grade school full of children? I don't know, I'm just the pilot

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Did you hear about the ISIS graphic designer? He was handed some selfies and asked to blow them up.

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What’s the difference between a Middle Eastern preschool and an ISIS training camp? I have no idea, I just fly the drone

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ISIS lost a capital today ISIs

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Do you want to party with ISIS? I'm sure it'll be a blast.

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What extremist group do middle aged people join? Mid-life ISIS

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What do you call a concession stand operated by Isis? Allahu Snackbar

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What is the point in becoming an ISIS terrorist on the off chance you will get 72 Virgins when you die? Just become a Catholic priest and have them now.

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isis is marketing their version of kitkat they're calling it allahu snackbar

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How will Trump destroy ISIS? He will buy it and then run it like one of his casinos.

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What will ISIS be when they’re gone WASWAS

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Breaking news : ISIS has surrendered As soon as they read that Hugh Hefner has died , they realized there won't be any more virgins left for them in heaven, and have laid down their arms and will lead peaceful lives with their current wives .

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What do ISIS and little miss muffet have in common? They both have Kurds in their way

Credit to /u/MolecularAnthony

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So ISIS have stockpiled over 10,000 brand new Syrian passports. I'm seeing a lot of blank faces.

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What did the isis members wife say when he left the house? Bahh

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What's the difference between a hospital and an ISIS training camp? I dunno, I just operate the drone.

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I was an ISIS photographer for a while but got fired due to the way I was setting up the shots... They said I kept cutting the heads off people.

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What would you call the tiki torch brigade in Charlottesville if they formed a band? Vanilla Isis

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I just got a new blow up girlfriend I guess she's in ISIS

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Did you hear about ISIS' most recent movie? It was perfectly executed.

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It recently came out that ISIS was developing a bomb disguised as a laptop battery to take on airplanes They must have been taking Notes from Samsung

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Whatever people may say about ISIS... ...at least they claim responsibility for their actions.

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How did the ISIS soldier cross the road? In pieces.

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What is ISIS' favorite band? Goatwhore.

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I should start selling life insurance for ISIS members. I'm sure it's gonna be a booming business.

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What do you call a candy store run by Isis? The Allah Snackbar

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What's the difference between an ISIS stronghold and a Saudi elementary school? I don't know I just fly the drones.

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What do Terrorist's call their Sorbets? Italian ISIS.

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What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

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Trump's battle against ISIS is the grand strategy equivalent of a Patriots-Cowboys game. A lot of people you talk to somehow want both to lose.

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What does a ISIS amusement park have as a safety mechanism? Allahu lap-bar.

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What's the best part about ISIS jokes? The execution.

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I would tell an ISIS joke But it might blow up

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Q: What US state did ISIS originate in? A: Caliphornia

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What is ISIS' favorite novel? Invitation to a Beheading.

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An ISIS member's son once said: "My daddy was a suicide bomber..." "...I wanna be just like him when I blow up."

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Under President Trump, ISIS continues to spread across Middle East as a fine red mist.

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Which pop singer is a favorite among ISIS fighters? Sharia Carey

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Seems like ISIS has a new driving teacher Spongebob

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What makes ISIS jokes funny? The execution

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What does ISIS call a barn full of sheep? A brothel

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Why does isis wear robes? Goats can hear a zipper a mile away

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Nearly a dozen muted were executed by ISIS a few days ago... I guess you could call it 'Mime Eleven'.

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I can't wait for ISIS... ...to become WASWAS

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What is The ISIS Cafeteria called? Allahu Snakbar.

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Isis bumper sticker I'd rather be heading.

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The best thing about ISIS jokes? The execution

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What's the difference between BLM and ISIS? ISIS takes responsibility.

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What do ISIS, Assad and Little Miss Muffet have in common? Thay all have Kurds in their way

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What did the ISIS recruiter say to the Cuban dictator? You're in Fidel

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee? Because they hate the French Press.
(This joke used to be more topical)

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What is ISIS's favorite candy bar? Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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Three ISIS mothers having tea..... The first says: "My son Ahmed used to play here with the neighbor dog...

The next says: "My boy Abdul did too...I miss him.

The third says. "These kids just blow up way too fast"

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Why is ISIS like Little Miss Muffet? They both have Kurds in their way.

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"You da bomb" was one of the best things to hear someone tell me when I was younger. But the possibility of hearing it now has me scared to death here in ISIS.

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What's ISIS' favorite band? Daeshboard Confessional.

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Say what you will about ISIS... But you can't deny their suicide business is booming.

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What does ISIS want for Christmas? Turkey, apparently.

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whats the difference between the ISIS and an elemtary school? IDK..i just fly the drone.

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I ran into isis in the middle east... Iran

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