Jack Off Jokes

I just read somewhere that capitalization is the difference between "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse" and "i helped my uncle jack off a horse". Well that's embarrassing. Now everyone thinks my uncle's name is Jack.

Dear people who don’t write capital letters, We’re the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did Darth Maul jack off into a piece of fruit? Because the sith always comes in pears

Jimmy don't jack off, you'll go blind. Little Jimmy's dad walks into his son's room and says, "Jimmy don't jack off, you'll go blind."

Little Jimmy: "Dad I'm over here, in the living room..."

My dad always told me,"son if you jack off to much youll go blind." I said, “Dad, I’m over here.”

Capital letters The difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse.

I'll admit it, I often jack off in the bathroom at work. Some of the guys here think it's strange that I use the urinal.

How does a Marxist jack off? By seizing the means of reproduction.

i just helped my uncle jack off a horse. I just helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.

Capitalisation matters.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant? Mariska Hargitay

I helped Jack off a horse. Jack seriously needs to learn how to climb down a horse by himself.

Capitalization is the difference between Helping your uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse

Jack and Jill... Jack and Jill worked at the mill before the work did slack off.

The miller cried, "I can't decide whether to lay Jill or Jack off."

I jack off so much They called it apprenticebating until I came along.

Good Idea: Helping your uncle Jack off a horse Bad idea: Helping your uncle jack off a horse.

If your fat uncle named jack falls over your dad. "Will you help your uncle jack off your dad ?"

Where do sperm go to die when you jack off? The sementary.

I help my friend Jack off a horse I mean I helped my friend, Jack, off a horse

Every time I jack off, it makes me a little more of a hero. Just think how many little Hitlers could be in each batch.

Clear and concise writing can mean the difference between "I helped my uncle jack off a horse"... and "I spent my summer working on the family's husbandry ranch."

The difference between "helping your uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse" isn't much; you'll be sexually molested in either case.

I just read somewhere that capitalization is the difference between “I helped my uncle Jack off a horse” and “I helped my uncle jack off a horse”. Well that’s embarrassing,now everyone thinks my uncle’s name is Jack.

If your Uncle Jack needed help off of a horse... Would you help your Uncle Jack off?

If Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, Would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?

I frequently help my uncle Jack off his horse He’s much to old to do it on his own

What do you get when you jack off a pig? Pulled pork.

What do you call a guy with a lisp who likes to jack off during math arguments? A math debater.

You shouldn't say "i helped my uncle jack off a horse" Instead you should say "I spent the summer working on my uncle's husbandry farm."

I'm right handed but I jack off with my left hand. I'm ambi-dicks-trous.

If you jack off in a pot... ...does that make you Pansexual?

Why can’t astronauts jack off in the shuttle? Because working under a suspended load is an OSHA violation

If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off? If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?

I helped my uncle Jack off the horse. Man was that weird...

What do you call it when you jack off on a plane? Hijacking

If jack was on A horse If jack was on a horse....
And he wanted to get off the horse...
Would you help jack off the horse....

Mexican Word of the Day: Canoli I canoli jack off with one hand at a time.

If Jack helped you off a horse Would you help jack off a horse?

Capital letters are make the difference A capital letter and a comma makes the difference between

'helping your uncle Jack, off a horse'

and

'helping your Uncle, jack off a horse'

Uncle jack Your uncle jack is on a horse and has trouble getting off of the horse would you help your uncle jack off?

My mom once told me if I jack off I'll go blind I never saw her again