Hilarious Japan Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Japan Jokes

Why is Japan the healthiest country in the world? Because last time they had a fat man 80,000 people died

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Why does Japan have a low obesity rate and a low birth rate? They don’t like Fat Man and Little Boy

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Why is the birthrate in Japan so low? Last time they had a little boy, 66,000 people died.

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When I went to Japan on vacation, I didn't see a single ninja. Impressive.

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The United States ruined Hiroshima. Which American city did Japan ruin? Detroit

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I got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused on my trip to Japan Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia

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Why does japan have such a low obesity rate Because the last time they saw a fat man 80,000 people died

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While I was living in Japan a woman approached me on the train... She said to me, "What's black and white and red all over?"

"Wow," I said, "You can speak English?"

"Just a riddle," she said.

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Why is japan the healthiest country in the world? Because the last time they had a fat man 80,000 people died

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Japan's worst kamikaze pilot He flew over 25 missions

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Cataracts are extremely rare in Japan. Chevrorets and Rincolns, on the other hand, are quite common.

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Why is obesity not a problem in Japan? Because the last time they had a fat man there. Several thousand people died.

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Why does Japan have such strict BMI regulations? They remember what the first fat man did to them.

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Why does Japan have so many skinny people? Last time they had a fat man, they lost a city.

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Why does japan have such a Low birth rate? Because the last time they saw a little boy, 90000 people died

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Do you know why Japan has one of the lowest obesity rates in the world? Because the last time there was a Fat Man in their country, it didn't end well

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Why does Japan have low birth and obesity rates? Coz the last time they saw a fat man and a little boy 200,000 people died.

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I just went to Japan and didn't see a single ninja there Impressive!

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I hope NK doesn't name their bombs after their leader... We've already seen what one Fat Man can do to Japan.

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Australia is doing phenomenally on the Olympic medal tally considering our population #1. USA: 318.9 million
#2. China: 1.357 billion
#3. Japan: 173.3 million
#4. Australia: 48 as of last census

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Why does Japan love Obama? He is first Barack president.

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A limerick about limericks There was a young poet from Japan

Whose limericks did not easily scan

When asked why this was,

He said, "It's because

IAlwaysTryToFitAsManySyllablesInTheLastLineAsEverIPossibly can."

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Why are there no fat people in Japan? Last time they had a fat man 80,000 people died.

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What's the world's largest pan? Japan.

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In 1868, Japan moved its seat of government and the location of its Emperor's home from Kyoto to Tokyo. It wasn't a big deal. They merely did some rearrangement and changed the capital.

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I like my women like I like my phones Thin, smart, imported from Japan, and in my pocket all the time.

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My 9-year-old nephew showed me with pride the "Telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans.... I pulled out my cellphone and said, "That's nice, but look at what kids your age make in japan !"

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There was a young man from Japan Whose limericks would never quite scan.

When told this was so,

He said, "Yes, I know...

It's because I always try to fit as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."

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Why does Japan have such a low obesity rate? The last time they had a Fat Man 100,000 people died.

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I don't know what STD causes blurry genitals... But Japan seems to have an epidemic of it.

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If I had an atom bomb for every gender... I'd force Japan to surrender

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They kicked me out of Japan I was disoriented.

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I am thinking of buying a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the necessary tariffs. It’ll be my Civic duty.

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What did the Little Boy say when he went to Japan? Ka-boom.

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Why is Obesity Illegal in Japan? Because the last time there was a fat man in their country, thousands died.

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I called a suicide hotline in Japan. They were really helpful. It was quick and painless.

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Why are there no feminists in Japan? Because Japanese hunt whales.

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What are the suicide nets in Japan made of? Suicide prevention line of course!

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Polio is a lot like how Japan was in World War 2. Two drops and you'll be able to get rid of it.

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New Japan Jokes

Why are there so many little girls in Japan? Last time there was a little boy, it killed a lot of people.

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What's the difference between DC and Japan? Japan only needed two big bombs before they got the message.

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Why doesn't Japan has any feminists? Cause they harpoon whales..

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The doctor says I’m addicted to everything Japan related. I don’t know what is he talking about. I’m normal , hentai?

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In japan do they call millionaires, millYENaires haha haha

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If you think Alex Morgan’s tea cup celebration was distasteful, You would have *really* hated the routine she had planned for Japan.

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The final fantasy series of games are to Japan as Call of Duty is to America. It’s how the younger generation remembers world war 2.

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In WW2 Germany and Japan worked on a tank together They called it the Japanzer

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Japan was devastated when the US bombed them in WW2 But everything is Okay-nowa

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Run, fatman, run! A movie reference in the west.

A warning in Japan.

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Why was the emperor of Japan crying? He stubbed his hirohitoe

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If you are moving to Japan, you are def going to enjoy doing two things there: no. 1- and
no. 2.

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I think I know why Japan has the lowest obesity rate in the world. They remembered what happened last time they had a fat man.

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What do you call it when someone assumes what the staple crop of Japan is? Ricist

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I cooked fancy meals for several Asian Nations, but they all left before paying the bill Japan and Vietnam left without forking anything over and Korea totally desserted the place!

If they don't come back, then I may have to fine China

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What's the most flavorful musical instrument in Japan? The frute.

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Japan worked well for my weight loss. Can't even pick up my food.

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Titantic is the 2nd highest grossing movie in Japan. Guess since they couldn't sink Pearl Harbor, they went for the next best thing.

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If King Tut had traveled to Japan there's a good chance he would've been... poopin ramen.

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I became an architect just west of Japan. It was a bad Korea choice.

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A king asks his servents: "What is Japan's favorite bread?" "Definitely not Naan, king."

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I was pulled offstage and beaten mercilessly while singing karaoke at a bar in Hiroshima, Japan In hindsight, maybe "I Dropped a Bomb on You", wasn't the wisest of song choices.

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Common joke in Japan Weaboos

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What does the yen and a thirteen year old have in common? In Japan, they're both legal tender.

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What do waves and weaboos have in common? They both bring down japan

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Yo Mamma's so Fat... That when she jumped in the pacific, Japan said "not again".

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This guy in Japan was trying to get me to help him score some weed... ... he kept pointing at a map and going: "Toke, yo? Toke, yo?".

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Japan's economy crashed in the 90s because their housing bubble was so bad, the Imperial Palace was worth all the land in California. I *wish* houses out here could still be that cheap!

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Last week I visited Japan. Tokyo, Kyoto, Osaka, all were great places. But my favorite were Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Those places were the bomb.

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I imported a Honda directly from Japan and was forced to pay a large tariff... ...that's OK though because it's my Civic duty.

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Fallout 4 Convention Location: Japan

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What does the devil eat in Japan? Sin Pie

Edit: TIL There is an actual pie called Sin Pie in the southern states.

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