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Funniest Jedi Jokes
What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka? Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.
Did you hear about the Anorexic Jedi? She had to be force fed.
Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale? Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files? Adobe Wan Kenobi
What does a Jedi use to open files? Adobe-wan Kenobi
Why did the Jedi kill his master?
To get to the other side.
...Told by my brother last night
What do you call an Italian Jedi?
Obi Wan Cannoli.
Don't worry, I'll see myself out.
Why are there no Jewish Jedi family's? Because they have no force kin
What do you call a nervous Jedi? Panakin
Why can't you email jokes to a jedi? Because attachments are forbidden
What did the Jedi order at the Italian restaurant? Only one cannoli.
Why do the Jedi refuse to measure temperature using Kelvin? Because only a Sith deals in absolutes
What do you call a Mexican Jedi? Obi-Juan
Why can’t you email a photo to a Jedi? Because attachments are forbidden
What does a Jedi on a budget eat for dessert? Only one Cannoli
Why can't you email photos to a Jedi? Because attachments are forbidden
Why does Yoda have the best seat on the Jedi Council? He gets a seat next to a Windu.
What did the jedi tell his ex wife? May divorce be with you.
Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi? Because attachments are forbidden.
Why don't the jedi drink vodka? Because only the Sith deal in absolut
How much dessert does a dieting Jedi eat at an Italian restaurant? Only one cannoli.
Why don’t Jews have Jedi relatives? No Force kin
At my trial the judge asked me how i justified using force to get women to sleep with me... Apparently "Because I'm a Jedi" wasn't a good enough excuse
The Jedi know what we're getting for Christmas They have sensed our presents
What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies? Obi-Gyn Kenobi.
Why are Jedi so bad at rugby? Because there is no try.
The Last Jedi was really good Definitely in my top 10 Star Wars movies
It's my cakeday, so figured I'd tell this joke (game grumps told this joke)
What is a Jedi's Favourite Italian dessert...
OBI WAN CANOLI
My wife screeched at me, "What's this pile of clothes doing on the floor!?" I whispered, "It's a dead Jedi!"
Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
To get to the Dark Side.
Happy May 4th
Why can't you send files in an email to a Jedi? Attachments are forbidden!
Why can't you email photos to jedi? Because attachments are forbidden.
Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi? Because for Jedi, attachments are forbidden
What did the Jedi Knight say to the proctologist? "These aren't the 'roids you're looking for."
"Remember, Luke, a Jedi always has doubts about something. Only a Sith can be 100% sure about everything."
"Dad, are you sure?"
"Absolutely."
What do you call a Mexican Jedi? Obi Juan Kenobi
A Jedi would make a terrible stand up comedian. Their jokes would always feel forced...
Why dont Jedi's eat baby Wookie meat? Because they're a little Chewy.
How does a Jedi wash their clothing? With midi-chlorine bleach.