Joker Jokes

When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it. That's Arkham's Razor.

Jason Todd walks into a bar, where the Joker is behind the counter. He says "Jason, you know I can't serve Robins here" Jason asks "Why?" and Joker replies "this is a CROW bar!"



Then he beats him to death.

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker? The No-Bell prize!

Joker: "Hey Bats, Wanna hear a joke?" Batman: "Sure"


Joker: "Parental Love"

Batman: "I don't get it"

Joker: "Exactly."

The Joker is in a room with Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, and has a gun with one bullet, who does he shoot? Neither. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

My girlfriend dumped me because she says I relate everything to Batman ..what a joker.

I saw The Joker working at a winter apparel store. He turned to me and said "You wanna know how I got these scarves?"

What does Joker do when he's not plotting or committing evil crimes? He rides his Harley.

Three men suddenly become aware they are in the set up to a joke. The first man says something clever. The second does something stupid. The third tries to kill Batman. I guess we know who the real joker is...

My friend rip me this joke and I can’t stop laughing Lawyer: my client is stuck in a penny

Judge: what

Lawyer: he is in a cent

Judge: he is in a cent?

Lawyer and client leave the courtroom doing the joker and spider man dance

Why don't frogs use screws? Because they prefer rrrrrivets.

*been using lots of rivets on a project lately when I came up with this awful dad-style joke. But I'm 40 and a dad so I'm a fully-licensed dad joker ."*

What's the difference between the Joker and Ronald McDonald? The Joker only killed people in Gotham City.

Do you want to know how i got these Scars? Joker asked Batman as he showed him his Lion king figurine collection.

Joker: "Someone said you sound like an owl more than a bat" Bat: "WHO?"

What did the imposter clown say when he was arrested at the House of Lords? "The real joker's in the Commons."

My 4 year old nephew just came up with this joke and proceeded to laugh for 20 minutes after saying it... When Batman cracks a joke...
He becomes the joker

TIL Gerry Rafferty of Stealers Wheel is buried in the same graveyard as Ronald McDonald and Heath Ledger. He has a clown to the left of him and a joker to the right.

When does joker not plot crimes? When he's riding his Harley

Knock-Knock Joker: "Knock-Knock"

Batman: "Who's there?"

Joker: "Not your parents..."

Why couldn't the Joker see where Batman was? Cause it was a dark knight

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common? They just wanna watch the world burn

What do you call Batman and... What do you call Batman and Robin after the Joker ran them over with a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon!!!



--Apparently this was my 5yo self's fav joke.

How do you stop a dog barking in July? Shoot him in June.


From the old Adam West Batman, as told by Cesar Romero. Still the #1 Joker, apologies to Heath Ledger.

How come the Joker can have so many different suits? He has plenty of room in his Joaquin closet.

What did the Joker cloud say to the Batcloud? "Why so cirrus?"


^^^^kill ^^^^me

Why isn't Batman invited to any parties? Because he always gets rid of the Joker!

If the Joker couldn't pronounce his S's, where would he live? Sarcasm

Has anyone seen the new Joker movie yet? I heard that it's so scary, people are joaquin out of the theater.

I figured out the ending of Joker It's the names of the people who worked on the movie.

Where did the Joker prank Batman? Got 'Em City.

What moment is Batman History was the worst for Batman? Christmas.

He lays an egg, smells bad, and Joker gets away.

Also his parents are dead.

I hear there's a "Joker" currently in movie theaters. It's whoever sets the prices for the popcorn and beverages.

In China they call me the Joker... Because I'm crazy about Bats and will kill your parents.

Batman took some flak going to the Police Ball dressed as the Joker But sometimes he’s his own worst enemy.

Some joker lost his book logging all of his chocolate-covered English toffee bar purchases. It was a Heath ledger.

Why would Jake Gylenhall make the perfect Joker? Because he literally has Heath Ledger inside of him #brokebackmountain

What do Joker's reveal in Smash and revers cowgirl have in common? You'll never see it cumin'.

What did the imposter comedian say when he was arrested in the House of Lords? "The real joker's in the commons."

What was the hurricane's reaction when some joker tried to shorten his name to Matt? Hew hew hew.