Hilarious Juan Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Juan Jokes

Mexican and African jokes are all pretty much the same.... Once you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal...

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Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. “How was he killed” asked one detective. “With a golf gun.” Replied the second detective.

“A golf gun? What’s a golf gun?”

“I don’t know, but it sure made a hole in Juan”

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting millions of illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan

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My girlfriend told me she was pregnant, so I started looking for some names... ...in the end I chose Juan Carlos and took the first flight to Spain.

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You know, Mexican and Blacks jokes are really starting to bore me. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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I don't like tacos Said no Juan ever.

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Mexican and black jokes are way too similar now.. You've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same... Once you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal.

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What do you call a Mexican standoff with only 2 people? A Juan on Juan

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Hispanic and black jokes are really all the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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Did you hear about the Mexican that got stabbed on a golf course? I guess someone made a hole in Juan.

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I hate Cinco De Mayo! -Said no Juan ever

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Juan

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What do you call a Mexican Jedi? Obi-Juan

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What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico? The Juan percent.

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An Irish Mexican teenager starts a job as a builder.. Only one hour into his first job he tries to hammer a nail with a screwdriver. The boss spots this and walks over to let him know he's doing it wrong. "You've got a lot to learn young Paddy Juan".

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Racist Jokes are all the same Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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What did the cannibal say to 2 Mexicans? I thought I'd eat both of you but I only have room for Juan

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What makes mexican and black jokes so similar? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Wrapped in a burlap sack and hauled across the border on a donkey by Juan Valdez.

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Mexican and black jokes are all the same Once you heard Juan, you heard Jamal.

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How many Mexicans does it take to mow the lawn? Only Juan.

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How is Trump going to deport the Mexicans? Juan by Juan.

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In case of Taco emergency... Dial 9 Juan Juan.

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I got in to a gun fight with a mexican at a golf club. I shot a hole in Juan.

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a golfer stabbed a Mexican the other day.... it was a hole in Juan

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Why are black jokes and mexican jokes the same? Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!

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Mexican jokes are like black jokes... Once you heard Juan you heard Jamal.

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Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same? Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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Why are there so many Mexican jokes but no black jokes? Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

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I would like to get deported Said no Juan ever.

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What do you call it when a Mexican man shoots himself? a hole in Juan

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Black jokes are just like Mexican jokes... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math? Carry the Juan

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Black jokes, Mexican jokes, they're all the same.. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal..

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How will Donald Trump build such a huge wall without congressional approval? By forcing every Juan to work on it.

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I know a Spanish comedian who specialises in short jokes. His name's Juan Lina.

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I witnessed a Mexican Standoff the other day. It was Juan v Juan.

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What do you get if you shoot a Mexican golfer? A hole in Juan.

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New Juan Jokes

I’m sick of all these Mexican and black jokes Once you’ve heard Juan you’ve heard Jamal.

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You and Juan have a pretty spicy relationship He’s always jalapeño business

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My friends told me that a Latino guy is hitting on my crush, but I don’t know who he is. I don’t care about innocent people, I’m so angry that I want to fight them all Juan by Juan.

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How do mexicans play Basket? Juan on Juan

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My two Mexican friends decided to see who's the best at basketball They played Juan on Juan

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What do you call two mexican clones playing basketball? Juan on Juan

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Why did the DJ played emo songs when he saw Juan? Because there is a Hispanic at the Disco

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Why does the Mexican Air Force stress out Donald Trump? Bc he can’t stand the sound of twenty Juan pilots.

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A Mexican gentleman attends my synagogue. Whenever we need a quorum for prayers services we can always rely on his presence. He really is Juan in a minyan!

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What does a Mexican bachelor make for dinner? Dinner for Juan.

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What number do you call for emergencies in Mexico? 9-Juan-Juan

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How does Trump deport Mexicans? Juan by Juan.

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I just found out that George Clooney's wife has a twin brother named Juan who looks exactly like her Some people say that once you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal

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How many mexicans do you need to replace a lightbulb? Juan

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A guy says, "Obstetricians named Juan can't seem to learn the whole alphabet." His friend replies, "Why??"

"I dunno. For some reason they always get stuck at B."

"That's ridiculous. O.B. Juan can know 'B'"

I'll show my self out.

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What's the difference between a really good golfer and a police officer on paid administrative leave? One shot a hole in one, the other shot a hole in Juan.

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What do you call a Spanish king in Africa? Juan man to rule Jamal.

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What do you call a shot Mexican? Hole in Juan

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Hispanic jokes are like Black jokes... once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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How do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan

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A Mexican gets arrested at the US border When the Immigration officer interrogates him, he asks, "how many people were you travelling with?"

"Only Juan", the Mexican replies.

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What do you call an illusionist from Mexico? A magic Juan.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Not many, just Juan.

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What do you call two Spanish guys playing basketball ? Juan on Juan

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Actually, violent video games don’t create violent children, study says Thanks to Doctor Xavier B. Juan for the results

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What do you call a mystery Mexican? Juan Doe

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Mexican and Muslim jokes are pretty much the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard allah them.

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What did the ICE agents say after they finished eating at a diner? "I think we'll take Juan for the road too."

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Know why Muslims fear Trump so much? Because if you deport Juan you deport Jamal.

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What's a Mexican's favorite Cheap Trick song? A Texan will tell you "Surrender" but we all know it's "I Juan you to Juan me"

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What do you call a Mexican Jedi? Obi Juan Kenobi

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Black jokes and Mexican jokes are the same thing. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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What are the odds that a Latino wins two $500,000 jackpots back to back? A million to Juan.

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What do you call 2 Mexicans about to fight? Juan on Juan

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What do you call a Mexican gaming console? An Xbox Juan

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Did you hear about the wall Trump is building? No Juan is safe!

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Juan's 20th Birthday Juan's friends and family kept saying to him "You're 20, Juan!"

Juan was very disappointed with this, as they believed he was turning 21, not 20

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What did Donald Trump say about the Mexicans? That we would deport every last Juan.

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Donald Trumps presidential codename should be Agent Orange. I love the smell of no juan in the morning.

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What do you call a fight between two Mexicans? A Juan V Juan

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What do you call a pessimistic Mexican doing math? Negative Juan.

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A Mexican man has been running away from the cops for 3 days... The authorities stated that he is a Juan-ted man

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Donald Trump is sure to win a second term. There will be no Juan left to stop him.

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2 Mexicans got into a fight It was a Juan on Juan

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Mexicans and Muslims have a lot in common now... If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.

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Two Hispanic men are playing basketball. It's Juan on Juan.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld? Only Juan...

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Today marks the completion of the Mexican presidents official jet... Air Force Juan

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How will Donald Trump deport 12 million illegal immigrants? Juan by juan.

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What do you call a Mexican pilot in the Rebel Alliance? Rogue Juan

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Why did the Mexican civil war last so long? Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

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What do you call a Mexican vs a Mexican in basketball? Juan on Juan

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Mexicans and blacks are pretty much the same... once you've heard juan, you've heard jammal

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What would the war be called if Donald Trump started war on the Mexicans? World war Juan

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El Chapo is a very special guy… He's juan of a kind

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I have a good joke about a Spanish name... But it isn't this Juan.

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During dinner, Juan asked his mother.... Mamma, why is dad bald?

Well Juan, your father has a lot to think about and is very intelligent, that's why.

But mamma, why do you have such a long hair?

Shut UP Juan and eat your soup!

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What is the difference between me and Don Juan? The girls who want Don Juan, Don Juan me.

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What did the mexican say to the Highlander? There can only be Juan.

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How do they play basketball in Mexico? Juan on Juan

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