June Jokes

The salt packet says it was created from a 250 million year old Himalayan rock salt bed The label says the expiry date is June 2018.

I'm so glad they dug it up just in time

What happened in Hong Kong this week? According to Beijing, it's as calm as a June Summer's day in Tiananmen Square.

June is already over? Julying

How many seconds are there in one year? 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

Buzzfeed must have been born between May 22nd and June 22nd... Because it’s definitely a Cancer

Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah nah nah. Nah nah nah. Hey June

Theresa May has asked to delay Brexit until June It makes sense, June comes after the end of May.

UK General Election In April, May said "June!"

In Florida, a couple has been accused of making meth in a public library. Isn't that crazy? Florida has a library.

-Conan Monologue June 12, 2014

Theresa May is going to resign as the prime minister in the first week of June Which means that the first week of June is the last week of May

Not sure what you have heard, but it actually only rains twice a year in Seattle. October through May, then June through September.

I emailed Netflix and asked if they had Batman Forever they said, "No, just till the end of June".

JUNE (to Yoda): Do you think April will march in the parade? YODA: March April may, June.

You should cut people born between June 21st and July 22nd out of your life... They're Cancer.

Pride month shouldn't have been in June. It should be in August.

After all, pride comes before the fall.

I am giving up drinking alcohol for the Month of June. Edit: I am giving up. Drinking alcohol for the Month of June.

I just asked my dad what his favourite part about being a teacher is... He responded with June, July, and August

I loved watching "Leave it to Beaver" Just so I could hear June say "Gosh Ward, you sure were hard on the Beaver last night"

Don't forget, Sperm Donor day is June 16th this year. It's like Father's Day, but it comes a little early.

Why do truck drivers love the 1st day of June? Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas

Q: When does January end? A: February 1st


Q: When does March end?

A: April 1st

Q: When does May end?

A: June 7th

How do you stop a dog barking in July? Shoot him in June.


From the old Adam West Batman, as told by Cesar Romero. Still the #1 Joker, apologies to Heath Ledger.

I kept hearing some crazy stuff was happening in Hong Kong so I looked it up. According to Beijing, it's as calm as a June Summer's day in Tiananmen Square.

April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? June bugs.

What do June bugs bring? Small grub-eating mammals, wasps, and endoparasitoid pyrgotidae flies.

When is the beginning of June also the end of May? When it's the UK general election

What did August say when June claimed that today is the last day of the month? Don't July to me!

June’s over... Julying!

June was sore. She scolded Ward Cleaver.
"You were awfully hard on the Beaver last night Ward!!"

Joke of the Month What do you say when people tell you June is already over?

What happened at Tiananmen Square between 15 April and 4 June 1989? \[Removed\]

What do you call someone who doesn't belive it is June yet? A May-Sayer

With the current outlook on UK exit polls... It looks like june is the end of May

What comes after May? June.

What did May tell June when they were fighting? Don't July to me

Why do NBA players finish in June? She likes it

I beat cancer once! Technically, I beat up a guy born between June 22 and July 22.

It really feels like June now that May is over.

We should make June 19 Ray Mysterio day Because its 619

Does February ever turn into June? I don’t know, but if you March forward April May.