Kanye Jokes

Kanye said he is an intellectual who doesn't read books. Which I get because I am an athlete that rarely moves.

Kanye West shows up at Neil Armstrong's memorial service... and says "Imma let you finish, but Micheal Jackson had one of the best moon walks of ALL TIME"

Kanye West was hospitalized... Our thoughts and prayers go out to the hospital staff at this difficult time.

You know who gives kids a bad name? Kim and Kanye, for one.

I like Kanye West as much as the next guy... ...as long as the next guy isn't Kanye West.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have named their newborn Psalm West. I have only one question. Is it a hymn or a her?

Kanye West, Donald Trump, Justin Bieber and Martin Skreli are put in a coliseum, given gladiator weapons and made to fight to the death. Who wins? Society.

Why wasn't Kanye allowed to have a prostitute at his bachelor party? Because you're not supposed to see the bride before the wedding

What has a bunch of K's and is hated? Kim Kylie Khloe Kendall kourtney kris Kanye

[All credit to Ana Kasparian from the TYT Network] So, I heard Kim Kardashian is having Kanye West's baby... At least she let him finish.

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common? They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

Everyone is going crazy over that Kim and Kanye named their baby "North West" I believe she's going straight to the top... And slightly to the left

You can make fun of Kim and Kanye's kid all you want... But that kid is going nowhere but up... And slightly to the left.

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette? Omeletteyoufinish


-stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled? Because he's a bad wrapper

I laughed in disbelief when I saw Kanye West was running for president. But with his recent incoherent twitter ramblings, he seems like he is more than qualified.

How do you circumcise Kanye West? Kick him in the jaw.

I was in this bar in LA, and Kanye West walks in...He looks around and just walks back out. Oh well. Yeezy come, Yeezy go.

Kanye West is opening up a breakfast restaurant... Omelette You Finish

Roses are red.. Violets are blue... If Rebecca Black wins a Grammy,

Kanye, you know what to do!

"I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents." "That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?"

How does Kanye make Kim Kardashian's eyes twinkle? He shines a flashlight in her ear.

Kanye West compares himself to Michelangelo, Picasso, Walt Disney, and Steve Jobs. Apparently none of them could sing, either.

Kanye sold ugly shoes for $500 , no ones gonna top that! Apple: hold my monitor

What has a bunch of KKK’s and is still hated to this day? Kim Khloe Kourtney Kris Kanye Kendall Kylie

Why did Kim storm out of the bedroom on Kanye? Because he called out his own name in bed.

After Kanye and Donald Trump met up the other day, they will be working on a new album together.... The Deportation of Pablo

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you? Kanye not.

To all you haters out there: Kanye was not being insensitive to his disabled fans... he was curing them.

Kanye West hospitalised in Los Angeles. At this difficult time, our thoughts and prayers go out to... ...all the hospital staff.

If Kanye West and Justin Beiber were drowning, and you only save one of them... What kind of a sandwich would you make?

What direction was Kanye West facing when his dough was rising? Yeast ;D

*cringe*

What is Kanye's favorite Transformer? Bruce Jenner

What is the difference between Donald Trump and Kanye West? 4 years.

RIP Kanye West, died after what police think was his attempt to walk on water... Coast Guard attempted rescue, but say he was too dense.

Kanye West concedes while announcing his new album... The Electoral College Dropout.

How does Kanye like his eggs? Over Yeezy.

*Ba-Dum-Tiss*

Did you know that Kanye West used to work for a shop that would put custom paint on keyboards & synthesizers in only half a day's time? Yeezy dyed four-hour synths.

What does Trump hate, that has a lot of K's? Kim Kylie Khloe Kendall Kourtney Kris Kanye