Kevin Spacey Jokes

How did Kevin Spacey find the little boy in all the Tall grass? Satisfying.

TIL that after starring in 21 Kevin Spacey tried to play Blackjack professionally and lost all of his money. Kept hitting on 17.

Why was Kevin Spacey so good at Blackjack? He knew to hit on everything under 17

Why is Kevin Spacey bad at hide and seek? He comes out at the wrong time.

That World Series game was so long... When it started Kevin Spacey was still a respected actor.

Kevin Spacey walks into a bar But after realizing the drinking age is 21 decides that he'd rather hang out somewhere else.

Kevin Spacey is like a TV Even a 3 year old can turn him on

Did you hear Kevin Spacey is making a prequel to 21? It's called "Always Hit on 14"

Why is Kevin Spacey so good at writing sad songs Because he’s great at fingering minors

Bryan Singer and Kevin Spacey walk up to a bar The bartender asks for their IDs. They walk away and say" well I guess we're not going to find what we're looking for here."

What did the woman say to Kevin Spacey on the beach? Could you please move, you're in my son.

Why did Kevin Spacey go to space? To molest young stars.

How is Kevin Spacey like Walmart? They both have boys pants half off.

Did you hear Kevin Spacey is writing a song? The entire thing is written in A minor

Kevin spacey got turn down to play Santa. Apparently they didn’t trust him with the naughty list.

Kevin Spacey is undergoing conversion therapy and hope to eventually have a normal marriage. He says, "I want to have kids."

Kevin Spacey is no longer going to be an actor. He's going to teach guitar. Be cause he's good at fingering A Minor.

When was bed time at Kevin Spacey's house? When the big hand touched the little hand.

Why did Kevin Spacey go to Mars? To molest more young boys

It makes more sense now why Kevin Spacey helped Baby in Baby Driver He saw a little bit of himself in Baby, figuratively and literally.

What did the man at the beach say to Kevin Spacey? Hey, get out of my son!

what do kevin spacey and walmart have in common? They both have small boys pants at half off!

Did you know Kevin Spacey was a composer? His most famous song is titled *Drunk Mistake* in A minor.

What do Kevin Spacey and Santa Claus have in common? They both like to empty their sacks for young boys.
(I know it's an old MJ joke)

Kevin Spacey's acting career was like a House Of Cards... One blow from a kid and it all comes tumbling down.

I honestly believe if Kevin Spacey confesses his crimes that he can be forgiven. As a Catholic Priest.

What do Michael Jackson and Kevin Spacey have in common? They were both born in the late 50s.

Kevin Spacey walks into a bar and he yells "Who wants me to push in their stool?"

For decades I've always liked Kevin Spacey Turns out he stopped liking me decades ago

What's Kevin Spacey's favourite musical note? A minor

How do you know it's bedtime at Kevin Spaceys house? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why doesn't Kevin Spacey win first place in marathons? He isn't an athlete and doesn't train for marathons

So I noticed a pretty popular costume yesterday. It was a bit large, orange... Wait! Now I remember. It was Kevin Spacey's prison jumpsuit

Why has Kevin Spacey never won the world series? He is still playing in the minors.

What do Kevin Spacey and posthumous 2Pac albums have in common? They both came out at confusing times.

I guess we know why Kevin Spacey doesn't win the Oscars race anymore... He always comes in a little behind.

The NHL's Florida Panthers have apologized to their fans for using Kevin Spacey in a marketing campaign it's probably for the best. He's a better fit with the Nashville Predators

Where did Kevin Spacey perform the best? Kindergarten.

Kevin Spacey walked into a bar Well, it was more like he backed into it.