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Funny Kevin Spacey Jokes
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How did Kevin Spacey find the little boy in all the Tall grass? Satisfying.

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TIL that after starring in 21 Kevin Spacey tried to play Blackjack professionally and lost all of his money. Kept hitting on 17.

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Why was Kevin Spacey so good at Blackjack? He knew to hit on everything under 17

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Why is Kevin Spacey bad at hide and seek? He comes out at the wrong time.

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That World Series game was so long... When it started Kevin Spacey was still a respected actor.

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Kevin Spacey walks into a bar But after realizing the drinking age is 21 decides that he'd rather hang out somewhere else.

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Kevin Spacey is like a TV Even a 3 year old can turn him on

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Did you hear Kevin Spacey is making a prequel to 21? It's called "Always Hit on 14"

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Why is Kevin Spacey so good at writing sad songs Because he’s great at fingering minors

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Bryan Singer and Kevin Spacey walk up to a bar The bartender asks for their IDs. They walk away and say" well I guess we're not going to find what we're looking for here."

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What did the woman say to Kevin Spacey on the beach? Could you please move, you're in my son.

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Why did Kevin Spacey go to space? To molest young stars.

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How is Kevin Spacey like Walmart? They both have boys pants half off.

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Did you hear Kevin Spacey is writing a song? The entire thing is written in A minor

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Kevin spacey got turn down to play Santa. Apparently they didn’t trust him with the naughty list.

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Kevin Spacey is undergoing conversion therapy and hope to eventually have a normal marriage. He says, "I want to have kids."

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Kevin Spacey is no longer going to be an actor. He's going to teach guitar. Be cause he's good at fingering A Minor.

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When was bed time at Kevin Spacey's house? When the big hand touched the little hand.

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Why did Kevin Spacey go to Mars? To molest more young boys

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It makes more sense now why Kevin Spacey helped Baby in Baby Driver He saw a little bit of himself in Baby, figuratively and literally.

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What did the man at the beach say to Kevin Spacey? Hey, get out of my son!

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what do kevin spacey and walmart have in common? They both have small boys pants at half off!

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Did you know Kevin Spacey was a composer? His most famous song is titled *Drunk Mistake* in A minor.

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What do Kevin Spacey and Santa Claus have in common? They both like to empty their sacks for young boys.
(I know it's an old MJ joke)

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Kevin Spacey's acting career was like a House Of Cards... One blow from a kid and it all comes tumbling down.

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I honestly believe if Kevin Spacey confesses his crimes that he can be forgiven. As a Catholic Priest.

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What do Michael Jackson and Kevin Spacey have in common? They were both born in the late 50s.

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Kevin Spacey walks into a bar and he yells "Who wants me to push in their stool?"

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For decades I've always liked Kevin Spacey Turns out he stopped liking me decades ago

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What's Kevin Spacey's favourite musical note? A minor

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How do you know it's bedtime at Kevin Spaceys house? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why doesn't Kevin Spacey win first place in marathons? He isn't an athlete and doesn't train for marathons

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So I noticed a pretty popular costume yesterday. It was a bit large, orange... Wait! Now I remember. It was Kevin Spacey's prison jumpsuit

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Why has Kevin Spacey never won the world series? He is still playing in the minors.

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What do Kevin Spacey and posthumous 2Pac albums have in common? They both came out at confusing times.

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I guess we know why Kevin Spacey doesn't win the Oscars race anymore... He always comes in a little behind.

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The NHL's Florida Panthers have apologized to their fans for using Kevin Spacey in a marketing campaign it's probably for the best. He's a better fit with the Nashville Predators

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Where did Kevin Spacey perform the best? Kindergarten.

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Kevin Spacey walked into a bar Well, it was more like he backed into it.

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What did the mother say to Kevin Spacey at the beach? "Hey, you wanna get out of my son?"

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Whats the difference between a supreme tee and Kevin Spacey? One of them is on teenage boys and the other is in teenage boys.

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Kevin Spacey once gave head to Brad Pitt... ... in the last scene of "Seven".

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Why did kevin spacey visit a petting zoo To touch kids

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A Stake Through The Heart Kills Everything, Humans, Vampires, Animals, But Not Kevin Spacey. There Is No Heart To Begin With

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If Kevin Spacey's next role was playing Stephen Hawking How would that grab you?

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What happened to the cast of House of Cards after shooting their last episode? Kevin Spacey held a Rapp party.

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You know what would have been a good name for Kevin Spacey in House of Cards? Frank Underagewood

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Kevin Spacey is doing a remake of K-Pax... It's called Fudge-Pax.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Kevin Spacey

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What do Kevin Spacey and Campbell's Soup have in common? They both come in little cans.

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Kevin Spacey really was the perfect casting choice for that blackjack movie Since he seems to like to hit on 14

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