Hilarious Kim Jong Un Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Kim Jong Un Jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so cruel? He doesn't have a seoul..

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Why does Kim Jong Un love books? Because he is the Supreme Reader.

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What’s the difference between Kim jong un and dominoes ? Dominoes can deliver a crispy Hawaiian in less than 30 minutes

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Why does Kim Jong Un love books? Cause he's the supreme reader.

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Don't make fun of Kim Jong Un just because of his condition. It's not his fault he suffers from projectile dysfunction.

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What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? His Korea was over...

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un? Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

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I've just sold some glass rockets to Kim Jong Un. I hope he's pleased with his new, clear weapons.

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A North Korean soldier runs across the DMZ and yells to the US Army "Kim Jong Un is an idiot!" and gets thrown in a labor camp for 16 years by the government. 1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and the other 15 for revealing a state secret.

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If Kim Jong Un was a girl... Send nukes

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What's Kim Jong Un's favorite step of mitosis? Nuclear division.

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Why does Kim Jong Un love books Because he's the glorious Reader

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I just read an article in the news that Kim Jong Un reads more than 1,000 books a year... I guess that’s why they call him the Supreme Reader.

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Why is Kim Jong UN so bent on nuking the world? He has no Seoul

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Kim Jong Un walked into a bar The North Korean media still said he got a gold for high jump

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Why didn't Kim Jong Un cry when he heard his half brother, Kim Jong Nam, had been killed? Because the news was unbereaveable.

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What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? Looks like his Korea is over.

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Did you know that Kim Jong Un has read every book in existance? Thats why they call him the Supreme Reader

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Why is Kim Jong Un so crazy? His father was mentally Il.

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Kim Jong Un claims to have golfed 38 under par... ...But his story is full of holes.

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Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile? It was the only way he could send it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape Kim Jong Un's ballistic missile.

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What would Kim Jong Un call his children? His young'uns

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Why did Kim Jong Un have so many books? Because he is North Korea's great reader.

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Since Kim Jong Un clearly likes Trump, can we finally all agree that Trump is... seriously Un-attractive?

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Kim Jong Un recently banned the blues scale... He hates Seoul music

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Kim Jong Un: I have a big button on my desk Donald Trump: I have a big button on my desk Hawaii Emergency Alert Guy: Hold my beer

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Apparently Kim Jong Un supervised the testing of a new missile weapon system. I don't know, but it seems quite dangerous to have missiles being fired Un-supervised.

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A man in North Korea got given 40 years in a labour camp for calling Kim Jong Un an idiot... 5 for slander, and 35 for revealing state secrets-

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How is the United States and frozen food the same? Kim Jong Un doesn't have the technology to nuke either of them.

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Who is the Supreme leader of House Techno Music? Kim Jong Untz-untz-untz-untz

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They say Kim Jong Un loves books... That's why they call him Supreme Reader

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If the United States is serious about stopping Kim Jong Un Just send in Cam Newton - he'll overthrow Kim.

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Apparently Kim Jong Un is fed up of been a dictator and wants to move to South Korea to become a Dentist He said he wants a change of Korea..

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People in North Korea said that Kim Jong Un has read all the books in the world. That's why they call him their supreme reader.

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What does the s in kim jong un stand for? Skinny.

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China apologizes for "slanderous" comments about Kim Jong Un. Says they didn't realize he was a part of their fitness protection program.

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New Kim Jong Un Jokes

Looks like Kim Jong Un became Kim Jong Ill I'll see myself out

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If Kim Jong Un is ill,can people say Kim Jong ill? This is so bad it'll get a lot of downdoots.

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North Korean doctors when giving their leader a CPR be like : Kim Jong Un.. *Dos.. Tres...*

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Kim Jong Un has become like his father... Kim Jong ill.

I posted this before but messed the deliver up.

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Did you hear about the health of Kim Jong Un? He's now Kim Jong Under the Weather

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Did you hear about the South Korean pop singer taken to perform for Kim Jong Un? They say it was an extraordinary rendition.

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Where does Kim Jong Un shop for tools? Home Despot.

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When he farts, everyone in the room claps, who do you think he is? Kim Jong Un

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What do you get when you combine Kim Jong Un and a potato A dictator

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What’s Kim Jong Un’s favourite sport team? Houston Rockets ...

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What is Kim Jong Un’s favorite video game? Rocket League

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Tall things are usually unstable... The exception is Kim Jong Un.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause, Kim Jong Un, and 34 ounces of printer ink? One's a deer leader, one is a Dear Leader, and the other is a dear liter.

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When is Kim Jong Un going to launch his rocket? I think it's gonna be a long long time.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so evil? He has no Seoul.

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What was Kim Jong Un's favorite class in school? Literature. He is a supreme reader after all.

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Did you hear about Kim Jong Un's late uncle who was a renown Astronaut? Some say he was North Korea's best naut.

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TIL Kim Jong Un has a brother. Folks just call him Kim Jong Deux.

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Allegedly, Kim Jong Un is Known for Reading Every Book in the World No wonder why everyone calls him the supreme reader!

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Kim Jong Un is a great informatic He knows well how to execute programs.

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North Koreans said the Kim Jong Un has read all the books in the world. That's why they call him their supreme reader

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A plane carrying Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un, and Bashar Asaad crashes in the desert. Let's go get ice cream.

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Everyone thinks Kim Jong Un wants to build an atom bomb... ...when he just wants to build a new clear-bomb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get out of range of Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.

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This whole North Korea thing is starting to get quite worrying. A child-like leader with a huge army, nuclear weapons and millions of brainwashed supporters. And then there's Kim Jong Un.

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I heard that Kim Jong Un invented Adobe Acrobat... ...Or maybe they're both just supreme readers.

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We could put Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump in the Tacoma Dome... And call it "The fat man battle of Seattle".

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Everyone's just jealous of Kim Jong Un At least the guy has a Korea.

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Right now Kim Jong Un feels like the kid who everything thinks might bring a gun to school. So we're doing the only thing that makes sense and doubling down on the ridicule.

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What do you call a very rich fallout 4 fan? Kim Jong Un

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Did you hear about Kim Jong Un's one legged girlfriend? Her name is Irene Sum

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Trump and Kim meeting for the first time "Hi, I'm Glorious Leader. I'm the best ever and I'm going to destroy the world with sociopathic aggression and dumb-fuckery."

"Hello, Mr. Trump. I'm Kim Jong Un."

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Why does Kim Jong Un have a big library? Because he's Supreme Reader!

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