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They say Kim Jong Un has read every single book That must be why everyone calls him the supreme reader
Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.
Why is Kim Jong Un so cruel? He doesn't have a seoul..
Why does Kim Jong Un love books? Because he is the Supreme Reader.
What’s the difference between Kim jong un and dominoes ? Dominoes can deliver a crispy Hawaiian in less than 30 minutes
Why does Kim Jong Un love books? Cause he's the supreme reader.
Don't make fun of Kim Jong Un just because of his condition. It's not his fault he suffers from projectile dysfunction.
What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? His Korea was over...
What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un? Kim Jong Un has control over his country.
I've just sold some glass rockets to Kim Jong Un. I hope he's pleased with his new, clear weapons.
A North Korean soldier runs across the DMZ and yells to the US Army "Kim Jong Un is an idiot!" and gets thrown in a labor camp for 16 years by the government. 1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and the other 15 for revealing a state secret.
If Kim Jong Un was a girl... Send nukes
What's Kim Jong Un's favorite step of mitosis? Nuclear division.
Why does Kim Jong Un love books Because he's the glorious Reader
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I just read an article in the news that Kim Jong Un reads more than 1,000 books a year... I guess that’s why they call him the Supreme Reader.
Why is Kim Jong UN so bent on nuking the world? He has no Seoul
Kim Jong Un walked into a bar The North Korean media still said he got a gold for high jump
Why didn't Kim Jong Un cry when he heard his half brother, Kim Jong Nam, had been killed? Because the news was unbereaveable.
What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? Looks like his Korea is over.
Did you know that Kim Jong Un has read every book in existance? Thats why they call him the Supreme Reader
Why is Kim Jong Un so crazy? His father was mentally Il.
Kim Jong Un claims to have golfed 38 under par... ...But his story is full of holes.
Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile? It was the only way he could send it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape Kim Jong Un's ballistic missile.
What would Kim Jong Un call his children? His young'uns
Why did Kim Jong Un have so many books? Because he is North Korea's great reader.
Since Kim Jong Un clearly likes Trump, can we finally all agree that Trump is... seriously Un-attractive?
Kim Jong Un recently banned the blues scale... He hates Seoul music
Kim Jong Un: I have a big button on my desk Donald Trump: I have a big button on my desk Hawaii Emergency Alert Guy: Hold my beer
Apparently Kim Jong Un supervised the testing of a new missile weapon system. I don't know, but it seems quite dangerous to have missiles being fired Un-supervised.
A man in North Korea got given 40 years in a labour camp for calling Kim Jong Un an idiot... 5 for slander, and 35 for revealing state secrets-
How is the United States and frozen food the same? Kim Jong Un doesn't have the technology to nuke either of them.
Who is the Supreme leader of House Techno Music? Kim Jong Untz-untz-untz-untz
They say Kim Jong Un loves books... That's why they call him Supreme Reader
If the United States is serious about stopping Kim Jong Un Just send in Cam Newton - he'll overthrow Kim.
Apparently Kim Jong Un is fed up of been a dictator and wants to move to South Korea to become a Dentist He said he wants a change of Korea..
People in North Korea said that Kim Jong Un has read all the books in the world. That's why they call him their supreme reader.
What does the s in kim jong un stand for? Skinny.
China apologizes for "slanderous" comments about Kim Jong Un. Says they didn't realize he was a part of their fitness protection program.
Looks like Kim Jong Un became Kim Jong Ill I'll see myself out
If Kim Jong Un is ill,can people say Kim Jong ill? This is so bad it'll get a lot of downdoots.
North Korean doctors when giving their leader a CPR be like : Kim Jong Un.. *Dos.. Tres...*
Kim Jong Un has become like his father...
Kim Jong ill.
I posted this before but messed the deliver up.
Did you hear about the health of Kim Jong Un? He's now Kim Jong Under the Weather
Did you hear about the South Korean pop singer taken to perform for Kim Jong Un? They say it was an extraordinary rendition.
Where does Kim Jong Un shop for tools? Home Despot.
When he farts, everyone in the room claps, who do you think he is? Kim Jong Un
What do you get when you combine Kim Jong Un and a potato A dictator
What’s Kim Jong Un’s favourite sport team? Houston Rockets ...
What is Kim Jong Un’s favorite video game? Rocket League
Tall things are usually unstable... The exception is Kim Jong Un.
What's the difference between Santa Clause, Kim Jong Un, and 34 ounces of printer ink? One's a deer leader, one is a Dear Leader, and the other is a dear liter.
When is Kim Jong Un going to launch his rocket? I think it's gonna be a long long time.
Why is Kim Jong Un so evil? He has no Seoul.
What was Kim Jong Un's favorite class in school? Literature. He is a supreme reader after all.
Did you hear about Kim Jong Un's late uncle who was a renown Astronaut? Some say he was North Korea's best naut.
TIL Kim Jong Un has a brother. Folks just call him Kim Jong Deux.
Allegedly, Kim Jong Un is Known for Reading Every Book in the World No wonder why everyone calls him the supreme reader!
Kim Jong Un is a great informatic He knows well how to execute programs.
North Koreans said the Kim Jong Un has read all the books in the world. That's why they call him their supreme reader
A plane carrying Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un, and Bashar Asaad crashes in the desert. Let's go get ice cream.
Everyone thinks Kim Jong Un wants to build an atom bomb... ...when he just wants to build a new clear-bomb.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get out of range of Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.
This whole North Korea thing is starting to get quite worrying. A child-like leader with a huge army, nuclear weapons and millions of brainwashed supporters. And then there's Kim Jong Un.
I heard that Kim Jong Un invented Adobe Acrobat... ...Or maybe they're both just supreme readers.
We could put Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump in the Tacoma Dome... And call it "The fat man battle of Seattle".
Everyone's just jealous of Kim Jong Un At least the guy has a Korea.
Right now Kim Jong Un feels like the kid who everything thinks might bring a gun to school. So we're doing the only thing that makes sense and doubling down on the ridicule.
What do you call a very rich fallout 4 fan? Kim Jong Un
Did you hear about Kim Jong Un's one legged girlfriend? Her name is Irene Sum
Trump and Kim meeting for the first time
"Hi, I'm Glorious Leader. I'm the best ever and I'm going to destroy the world with sociopathic aggression and dumb-fuckery."
"Hello, Mr. Trump. I'm Kim Jong Un."
Why does Kim Jong Un have a big library? Because he's Supreme Reader!
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