Hilarious Ladder Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Ladder Jokes

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they can't climb the ladder.

*Edit: Wasn't my joke, it was a friends but I can't credit him since I don't know his account name*

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How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they can't climb the ladder.

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What's the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer? The former is a ladder and the latter is a former.

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I have a stepladder... ...because my real ladder left when I was a kid.

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I'll never forget what my grandpa said to me just before he died... "are you still holding the ladder?"

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Someone told her drinks were on the house.

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Two men are discussing how they'll reach a lightbulb that needs to be changed. Man 1: would you like the ladder or the step stool?

Man 2: I prefer the ladder.

Man 1: ok, step stool it is.

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Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard drinks were on the house.

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Two drunks are crawling on the railroad. One says "I'm tired of climbing this ladder, when's our floor already?"

"No worries, I see an elevator coming."

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Everyone is panicking about the stock markets.... But the 31 foot mexican ladder company I invested in is surging.

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Help! I'm stuck on Rick Astley's roof He took away the ladder and said he is never gonna let me down.

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I have a step ladder I never met my real ladder .

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I have a step ladder its a nice ladder, but I wish I knew my real ladder.

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I fell off of a 20 foot ladder today at work. Thankfully I was on the bottom step.

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I was at the hardware store, and an employee asked me if I wanted a ladder or a hammer. When I said I wanted the latter, I was surprised when the employee brought me a ladder

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party? I told her that drinks were on the house

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How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ? All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .

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What is the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer? The former is a ladder, while the latter is a former.

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I can still remember my Grandpa's last words to me: "Are you still holding the ladder?"

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I dated a girl who was obsessed with carpentry. I told her "You have to make a choice: Me or your equipment." She chose the ladder.

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I fell off a 30 foot ladder yesterday. I'm fine, I was only on the second rung.

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I have a step-ladder I've never known my biological ladder

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I fell of a 50ft ladder today! Luckily, I was only on the second step.

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I have a Stepladder.. I never knew my real Ladder

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I’ll never forget my grandpa’s last words... “stop shaking the ladder you little sh**”

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they can't climb the social ladder.

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How to climb a ladder Step 1.

Step 2.

Step 3.

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My wife fell off a 50 foot ladder today. Unfortunately she was only on the first step.

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house

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I fell off a 20 foot ladder yesterday... Luckily I was just on the first rung.

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What do you call a Mormon climber? A Ladder Day Saint.

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Fell off a 50ft ladder today... ...good thing I was on the first wrung!

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[Politics] Illegal immigrants are lucky The government is helping them escape the US

...and into mexico, where a booming ladder industry is providing plenty of jobs

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I was in a love triangle with my girlfriend and a tool. I told her she had to choose. Me or him. She chose the ladder.

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I can still remember my grandpa's last words... "Hey, stop shaking the ladder!"

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How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb? One. And maybe a ladder. They're short, not retarded!!!

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I bought a new ladder this week... ...it has its ups and downs.

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I have a stepladder. It's a great ladder and all... but I wish I knew my real ladder.

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I just got a new stepladder. I lost my real ladder when I was 6.

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New Ladder Jokes

My ladder left me when I was only 5 Now I only have a stepladder.

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My favourite Ladder left me when I was only 5. Now I only have a stepladder.

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What’s the difference between the second stage of a transgender woman’s life and an extendable staircase? One is the form her, one is the ladder.

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Would you rather clime a rope, or the stairs? I prefer the ladder.

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To replace the lightbulb I could either stand on a chair or get a small ladder... I chose the latter

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I've got a nice step ladder I never knew my real ladder

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I have a step ladder... I never knew my real ladder, but my step ladder raised me.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He wanted to go to highschool.

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What came first the escalator or the ladder? The latter

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[Game of Thrones] If you give Littlefinger two choices... He'll always prefer the ladder

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If I have to choose between taking a shortcut to success, or going at it step by step,
I will choose the ladder

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I have a step-ladder... One day i hope to find my real ladder.

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A man walks into a bar... ...and the bartender recognizes the man as a regular.

He says to the man, "Hey, you come drink here a lot, how about a drink on the house?".

The man replies to the bartender, "Sorry, but, I forgot my ladder".

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I fell off a 50 foot ladder today... Thankfully I was only on the first step!

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A roofer gets to choose how to get onto the roof. He can either use a scissor lift or a series of steps between two metal poles. He chose the ladder.

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Why did the dog climb the ladder? To get to the woof!

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I fell off the top rung of a 30 foot ladder today... ... fortunately I was using it upside down.

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Mr. Jonathan Acci Jonathan was a hard worker who went to school, studied hard, learned his profession, worked his way up the ladder and eventually opened his own periodontal surgery center which he named:
"Acci-Dental Surgery Center"

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What will a lad tell a step ladder? "You are not my real father!"

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Why did Stevie Wonder run away from the black cat crossing the street under a ladder? He was very Superstitious.

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Just got a new step ladder. It hurts not being able to see my real ladder anymore.

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I just replaced my old rusty ladder with a 3 ft cube. It's a big step up.

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I just fell off a 60 foot ladder! Luckily, I was on the first step.

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A joke.... Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

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A teacher instructed a second-grade student to give a sentence about a public servant "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant", he answered.

"Umm... Do you know what pregnant means?"

"Yes", said the boy. "It means carrying a child."

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I have a really nice step ladder. I have a really nice step ladder, I love it, but I wish I knew my real ladder.

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What will be the most profitable career in 2017? Mexican ladder salesman.

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Which is better a stool or a box to stand on? You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

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I'll never forget my grandfathers last words to me... "You better be still holding that ladder"

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Step ladder I dont get on with my step ladder
Its not like my real ladder

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A dyslexic construction worker couldn't decide what to upgrade. Between roofing equipment and flooring supplies, he chose the ladder.

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Why do women die from suicide five times less than men? Because they can't climb high enough on the corporate ladder.

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