Lamb Jokes

A lamb, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. *baa-dum-tssssssssss*

A dark skinned lady named Betty goes to the butcher and asks for some beef. The butcher replies: "Nooooo Black Betty, ham or lamb!"

So an African woman named Betty walked into a butcher and asked if they had beef. The Butcher replied "No, Black Betty, ham or lamb."

When Mary had a baby boy, the wise men weren't surprised... ...but you should have seen their eyes when she had the little lamb.

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay upvote the picture of the lamb steak? Because it was /r/aww

A black women named betty goes to a butcher shop. Betty: Can I get a half pound of beef?

Butcher: No Black Betty, ham or lamb.

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow running computer? One is a Rack of Lamb, the other is a Lack of RAM

Alternative nursery rhymes Mary had a little lamb, her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread.

An African-American lady called Betty came into my restaurant. She proceeded to look at the menu for about half an hour before asking "Is there any chicken on the menu?"

Exasperated I replied "No black Betty, it's ham or lamb."

An African lady called Betty came into my restaurant..... An African lady called Betty came into my restaurant and asked "Is there any chicken on the menu?"
I replied "No black Betty, it's ham or lamb."

An African lady named Betty came into my restaurant today and asked, "Is there any chicken on the menu?" I replied, "No, Black Betty, it's ham or lamb."

An African lady called Betty came into my restaurant and asked "Is there any chicken on the menu?" I replied "No black Betty, it's ham or lamb."

My wife asked me what the price of lamb meat is. I told her I didn’t know much but... I know it ain’t sheep.

Mary had a little sheep Mary had a little sheep
and with the sheep she went to sleep.

The sheep turned out to be a ram
so Mary had a little lamb.

When Mary had a little lamb, The doctor was surprised. But when Old MacDonald had a farm, The doctor nearly died.

Mary Had A Little Sheep Marry Had A Little Sheep.

And With The Sheep, She Went To Sleep.

The Sheep Turned Out To Be A Ram.

Mary Had A Little Lamb.

A lamb, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff Baa, dum, tsss

Mary had a little lamb... and the midwife passed out.

What's a wavelength's favorite animal? A lamb, duh!

Black Betty walked into a butcher shop and asked for beef. The butcher replied, "No Black Betty, Ham or Lamb?"

Mary had a little lamb And the midwife fainted

An African woman named Betty went to a butcher and asked for beef. The butcher replied, "No, black Betty! Ham or lamb."

Mary had a little lamb. The event made medical history.

I bought some lamb today labelled 'Reared in Wales' I always thought that was just a racist joke.

Took my wife Mary out to a fancy restaurant last night. I had the filet mignon... Mary had a little lamb.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough? "Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer? A rack of lamb

An African woman named Betty entered a butcher shop and asked if they had beef. Butcher: "No, black Betty! Ham or lamb!"

A lamb, a drum and a snake fell off a cliff. Baa Dum Tss.

A sacrificial lamb is really nothing more than a mutton for punishment.

What do you call a young eigensheep? A lamb, duh!

The price of lamb has gone up in the Middle East It's now $5.00 per hour.

Black Betty An African lady named Betty came into a restaurant and asked the server, "Is there any chicken on the menu?" The server replied, "No, Black Betty, it's ham or lamb."

Mary had a little lamb The doctor fainted.

What did Mary tell the little lamb when it asked what this green plant was? "Marijuana, Little Lamb."

In USA being -on the lamb- means: :Running away from the Police, because they committed a crime.
In Wales it means...well, something else.

Mary really likes Indian food now. After she had a little lamb.

While at the slaughter house: How much for a whole box of lamb? - 70$ he said. -That's sheep.

An African-American woman walks into a sandwich shop An African-American woman called Betty walks into a sandwich shop, and asks if they are serving pork sandwiches.

The man replies, "No Black Betty it's ham or lamb."