Hilarious League Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest League Jokes

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends ? They can’t defend the towers

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What did the gamer say when his girlfriend asked what World of Warcraft and League of Legends were? "Wow, lol"

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Why is America bad at League of Legends? Because we can’t defend towers

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It's appropriate that Cyborg from the Justice League is black, Considering that he's only 3/5 of a person.

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I hate when people say "She's out of your league" Just because I'm in the majors, and she's a minor. Doesn't mean it can't happen.

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My wife asked me how Wonder Woman got her new sword in the Justice League movie... I told her that she must have Amazon Prime

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Dr Horrible got a great deal on getting into the Evil League of Evil It only cost him a Penny

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I'm having trouble organizing a Hide and Seek league. Good players are hard to find.

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Why do the french hate League of Legends? They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

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Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends? Because they cant defend the towers

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I think I want to take up acting... Does anyone know of a local soccer league I could join?

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So, I asked out a really fine lady who was WAY out of my league, she says, “I wouldn’t date you if you were the last person on Earth...” “Well, DUHHHH, you’d be dead.”

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The most toxic substances known to mankind. 1. Arsenic
2. Cyanide
3. Polonium
4. Mercury
5. The League of Legends community

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A Texan went to an ivy league party on the East coast... ...and there's this group of fancy ladies standing around.

"Howdy," he said. "Which school did y'all go to?"

"Oh... Yale," one of them replied daintily.

'WHICH SCHOOL DID Y'ALL GO TO?!"

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements? Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium.
(Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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You play League of Legends AND World of Warcraft?? Wow, Lol.

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There are people out there who don't know what World of Warcraft and League of Legends are WoW, LoL

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What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of? The X men!

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My school did a performance called League of Legends. It was a play on wards.

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Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends? They can't defend their towers.

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Why does the National Football League deserve Tax-Exempt Status even though it generated at least $9 billion in revenue last season? Because it is just as real as the other religions.

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player? Ask them if they play league.

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The Social Justice League doesn't have a Batmobile They have a tumbler.

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Dating Advice My friend tells me : 'There's this girl at work I like...

I say 'She's way out of your league'

Him - 'You haven't even seen her...'

Me: 'I've seen YOU...'

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Did you hear about Nursing Home Sports League Everyone gets atrophy at the end of the season.

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Why can't League of Legends players donate blood? They have too much salt.

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Why are Americans bad at League of Legends? Cause they can't protect their towers.

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I felt betrayed when my girlfriend joined a softball league without telling me Of all the underhanded things...

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Mexican Basketball Association Why is the Mexican Basketball Association so unpopular?

Beacause it's a Juan on Juan league.

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Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)? They can't defend towers.

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Why did Plastic Man get kicked out of Justice League? He was accused of rubbery

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Met a really hot girl last night, but my buddies we're telling me "Forget her, dude, she's way out of your league". I'm going "Oh, you think she's too pretty for me?". They're saying "No not that, it's just that she's in the Minors".

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Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends? About 1400 dollars

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Why is Donald Trump not a fan of League of Legends? Because there's too much Faker news.

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What is Kim Jong Un’s favorite video game? Rocket League

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Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth? Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

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What is the saltiest region in League of Legends??? Na

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A friend of mine bought tickets to the Champions League final this week a while ago, but he just realized that he's getting married that day So he's wondering if anyone is interested in getting married this saturday?

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I learned never to play League of Legends with an Englishman Because Heathrow

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New League Jokes

Did you hear about the time AC Milan went up 3- 0 against us in the Champion's League Final of 2005 at Istanbul? They had us in the first half, not going to lie.

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Liverpool deservedly won the Champions League final. Spurs were just Dier.

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Steven Gerrard is appointed as the Rangers manager A Rangers spokesman said, "We were looking for someone with previous experience at stopping Brendan Rodgers from winning the league."

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I went to an ivy league school When I got there they told me deliveries in the rear.

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What Major League Baseball team would Donald Trump play for? The Dodgers.

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I texted her: "Will you go out with me?" She: I'm out

Me: Okay call me later

She: No I'm out of your league

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Woman has a special combination of inner.. My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she's way out of my league.

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Warner Brothers cracks down on paparazzi problems on "Justice League" set... ...apparently they're not allowing any unauthorized flash photography.

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I am a muslim and i beat my wife daily In Rocket League. She is a terrible player.

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Let me know if anyone can help I bought the tickets Champions League finals But I accidentally fixed my wedding date on the same day so I am wondering if anyone else would be interested in getting married.

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Which member of the Justice League has loose connective tissue? The Marfan Manhunter!

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Pepe the Frog has been declared a racist meme by the Anti-Defamation League RIP Anti-Defamation League

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman? He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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Did you hear Chewbaca won the NFL MVP his first year in the league? Did you hear Chewbaca won the NFL MVP his first year in the league?

It was a great Wookie season!

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I can't have teamwork at League of Legends because... the only people listening to my calls are the NSA.

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