Hilarious Light Bulb Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Light Bulb Jokes

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end.

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How many D&D players does it take to change a light bulb? All of them. Never split the party.

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How many Germans do you need to change a light bulb? One. Because we are efficient and not very funny.

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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. We are efficient and dont have humour.

Edit: Wow this blew up. As a German, I didnt expect this.

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How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

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How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. They never get to keep the house.

Edit: Thanks for all the awesome comments. I can't keep up!

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How many germans does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're efficient and not very funny.

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not three. It's still dark in my basement.

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How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb? 5678

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How many Germans do you need to change a light bulb? One. They are efficient but not funny.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One, because they are efficient and have no sense of humor.

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How many Congressmen does it take to change a light bulb? Better buy a flashlight

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, my basement is still dark.

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How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? Who cares? They never get the house anyway.

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb? YOU DON'T KNOW!!! YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!

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How many Psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. But the light bulb has to want to change.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Feminists don't change anything.

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer Natural Light.

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How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb? Do you have a ticket for that?

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, feminists can't change anything.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, or two? Three, or four?

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know yet. My Basement is still dark.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb? 1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb? Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

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How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. No one knows, they never get the house.

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How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb? Seven. It *has* to be seven.

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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? None. Thats what grad students are for

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb in my basement? Apparently not seven because it's still dark down there.

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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? **One**

Germans are efficient & have no humor.

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How many anime characters does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z.

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How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb? Two; one to change the lightbulb and one to write a song about how good the old one was.

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb? Definitely more than 6, because my basement is still dark

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? One. But it takes 10 episodes to do it.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One, they just hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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How many Apples does it take to change a light bulb? Two

One to change the bulb

The other to sell the iBulb for $600 and claim it's "revolutionary"

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How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? only one but it takes him 5 episodes.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one.

But it takes a very long time, and the light bulb has to really want to change.

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New Light Bulb Jokes

how many dnd players does it take to change a light bulb All of them, never split the party

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What do feminists change with a light bulb? Trick question feminists can't change anything

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How many Alabama football players does it take to change a light bulb? The entire team, and they all get a semester's credit for it.

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How much protestor does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, they don’t change anything

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How many procrastinators does it take to change a light bulb? Ehh, I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Just went to the store and bought a pack of energy saving light bulbs... As the woman scanned them, she asked, "Will you be putting these up yourself, sir?"

"'Erm, no." I replied. "What kind of sicko do you think I am?"

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How many psychiatrist does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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My daughter packed a light bulb in her lunch box this morning. I asked her, "why did you put that in there?"

She replied, "I want a light snack."

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A battery and a light bulb were in a race. Who won? None of them:
The light bulb was blown away from the short circuit and the battery gave up because it couldn't resist it either.

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How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? Nun

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How many south Americans does it take to build a light bulb? A Brazilian

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How many old people does it take to change a light bulb? None...they don't like change

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How many homeless people does it take to change a light bulb? Only 1. It’s not that difficult of a task.

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How many sacred holy sisters does it take to change a light bulb? nun

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How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazillian.

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How many moths does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know but they keep trying anyway.

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How many Emo's does it take to change a light bulb? None.

They just sit in the dark and cry about it.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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How many tech support reps does it take to change a light bulb? I'm sorry, this isn't the right department to give you the answer to that question. Let me transfer you to another sub, hold please....

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How many drunks does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to swig till the room starts to spin.

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What did the corn chip say to the light bulb? Are you turned on? Because I'm Frito Lay

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How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? At least three so far...

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb None. The place looks better in the dark.

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How many grad students does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to make the change, but 3 will claim co-authorship.

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It took years for Thomas Edison to perfect the light bulb... But that's because he was working in the dark.

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How many optometrists are needed to change a light bulb? is it 1, or 2?

1……
or 2?

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How many dyslexic people does it take to change a light bulb? Steven.

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How do cops change a light bulb? They beat the room for being black.

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? One. The atheist actually changes the light bulb, rather than praying that it will be done.

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How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb? Steven.

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How many saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but it takes 10 episodes to do it

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How many opticians does it take to change a light bulb? Is it one or two?! One... or two?!

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How many Keynesian economists does it takes to change a light bulb? All of them. Because that will generate employment and therefore more consumption, shifting the aggregate demand to the right.

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How many "suh dudes" does it take to fix a light bulb? None, its lit fam.

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How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just start shooting the room because it's black.

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Why do light bulbs burn out with frequency? Because it hertz.

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How many light bulbs does North Korea Have? One.
What's it called?
The Sun.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? Why change a light bulb when sitting in the dark is so cool?

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How many ophthalmologists does it take to change a light bulb? 1... or 2? 1... or 2?

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Why is Donald Trump good at changing light bulbs? Because mini hands make light work.

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The light bulb wanted to be a mathematician But he was too dim

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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Zero. It was engineered properly the first time and does not require changing.

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They changed the power of my favourite light bulbs And they're just not watt they used to be

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Idiots and light bulbs How many Idiots does it take to change a lightbulb?

When is the last time you tried

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How many white knights does it take to change a light bulb? Don't you worry your pretty, little head about it, the men will take care of it.

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How many wife- beaters does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. So how come I gotta do everything around here?

(I don't actually condone domestic violence)

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How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb? None, let her cook in the dark.

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How many Call Of Duty players does it take to change a light bulb? Both of them.

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How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb? There can be only one.

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb? None if nobody's looking.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it’s expensive and takes a really long time.

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How many suh dudes does it take to fix a light bulb? It's already lit fam

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How Many Karma Whores does it take to change a light bulb? If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One..... Or two...

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How many africans does it take to change a light bulb? "None, because they don't have electricity"

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How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb? None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

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How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb? Over 9000.

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How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.

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How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

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