Lisp Jokes

Why do you never tease a fat girl with lisp? Because she's thick and tired of it.

The owner of the local strip club has a lisp. I tried to go late last night, but they were clothed.

Why should you never make fun of a fat person with a lisp? Because he's thick and tired of it

You should never tease a fat girl with a lisp. She's probably thick and tired of it.

You should never make fun of a a fat person with a lisp. They’re probably thick and tired of it.

What does a teenager with a lisp and a nun have in common? Faith book

Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? Because she's thick and tired of it.

Why don't you make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? She's probably thick and tired of it.

What does a cat with a lisp catch? A mouth.

Why do you not make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? Because she is thick and tired of it.

Almost made a joke about an amphetamine addict with a lisp... But that’s methed up.

Can you imagine the titanic with a lisp? Neither can I... it's unthinkable!

What do Einstein and an iceberg with a lisp have in common? They both tried to think the unthinkable.

If a deaf person is missing a finger... ...do they speak with a lisp?

You really shouldn't make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. I'm sure she's thick and tired of it.

When a man with a lisp says buthneth... you know he means business.

Guy with a lisp turns up to a dinner party carrying a selection of cheeses and a couple of ducks under his arm The host says, "thanks for bringing the cheese, but why the ducks?"

The guest replies, "can't have cheese without cwackers"

Does anyone know of any actors that can help cure my lisp? I’m pretty sure Anne Hathaway, but I’m going to ask Colin Firth.

Imagine The Titanic with a lisp. It's unthinkable.

Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? Because she's probably thick and tired of it!

I tried to start a religious social media page called Faithbook... ...but it was deemed offensive by the American Lisp Association.

Why is the most difficult phrase to pronounce if you have a lisp? I love you

Source: my father has a lisp

Why shouldn't you tease a fat girl with a lisp? She's probably thick and tired of it.

Why do you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? She's probably thick and tired of it.

Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? Because she is probably thick and tired of it!

If you can't say something nice You might have a lisp......

What do you call a locksmith with a lisp? Keith

Never make fun of an overweight person with a lisp. They're probably thick and tired of it.

Never make fun of a heavy girl with a lisp. She is thick and tired of it.

Who’s got 2 thumbs and a lisp? Thith guy.

What did the blind kid with a lisp say when Theodore told him to open a door? I cant Theodore.

The chief designer of the Titanic had a lisp... That's unthinkable!

When a person with a lisp says "buthineth" You know they mean business.

The people who designed the English language had an interesting sense of humor... I would love to meet the guy who made up the spelling for lisp.

I like to think of terrible pickup lines. Here's my most recent one. "Hey girl, are you a mainstream, late 90's, early 2000's heavy metal band with a lisp?

Becauthe I'm 'Down with the Thickneth."

Looks her up and down.

My roommate gets mad when I make fun of his lisp. But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.

Who is the greatest boxer with a lisp? Mike Tythin

How does Mike Tyson tell a joke? With a lisp

What do you call a drug addict with a lisp that never cleans their house? Methy.