Hilarious Male Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Male Jokes

When I was young, I always felt like a male trapped in a females body Then I was born

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Iron Man is a very confusing character. I know he’s a guy but he could’ve been Fe Male.

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Shouldn't Iron man be a woman? After all he is a Fe-Male.

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How can you differentiate male ants from female ants? They're all female, otherwise they'd be called uncles

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is google male or female? female: because it refuses to let me finish a sentence before making suggestions

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I used to be a male trapped in a females body... Then I was born.

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A man goes to his male doctor after several tests and tells him, "Give it to me straight doc!" The doctor replies, "That's impossible, we're both male."

They both laugh and the doctor says, "Besides, I don't want AIDS"

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Three feminists walk into a bar. They look at one another and say, "Hooray! We've taken over a male-dominated joke format!"

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There's a way of telling if an orange is male or female... If it squirts you in your eye without warning, it's a male.

If it's bitter for no apparent reason, it's a female.

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Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

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A woman is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The male cashier says: "You must be single." He got fired.

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What's the worlds manliest job? A male man

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Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish your sentence before making a suggestion.

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They say male lions will often turn to cannibalism when they're desperate for food. They just have to swallow their pride.

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How can you tell if an ant is male or female? Throw it in water. If it sinks, its a girl ant, otherwise its buoyant

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You always hear about alpha males and beta males, but I'd prefer to be a gamma male They have a higher rate of penetration...

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What is the gender of Iron Man? Fe Male

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How can you tell if an orange is male or female? If it squirts you in your eye without warning, it's a male.

If it's bitter for no apparent reason, it's a female.

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My Grandfather's Favorite Joke [word play] A male prisoner promised a female guard that he would marry her if she helped him escape. This is an example of someone using a proposition to end a sentence with.

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I'm going to make an all male massage parlor. I'll call it The Massagynist

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Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

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I don't know why men go to bars to meet women... They should be going to Target. The female to male ratio is 10 to 1 and they're already looking for things they don't need.

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Which Marvel superhero is transgender? Ironman, he's a Fe male.

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How do you tell the difference between Male and Female ghosts? One has boooooobs.
The other gets full pay at their jobs.

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Most people don't realize that Iron Man.. Is a Fe-male.

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What's the difference between 9gag and a Russian sauna? One is full of male steam, the other is full of stale memes.

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My friend is a male stripper. He hates his job and wants to quit, but the pay is too good. So he decided to stick it out for a little longer.

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Why do male, Mexicans get better jobs out of college? Because they can apply for señor positions.

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Is Google a Male or Female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

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What do you call Iron Man's transgender cousin? Fe-male

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What's the difference between Swiss cheese and a black male? Swiss cheese matures before being filled with holes

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Mao Zedong once said that there are only two genders. Male and abortion.

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How do you embarrass a male archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Wife asked me what am I doing Me: Killing Mosquitos
Wife: How many have you killed?

Me: Total 5. 2 Female and 3 Male
Wife: How did you know their gender?

Me: Three were near my beer bottle and two near my wallet

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Is Google male or female? Female, because it can't let you finish a sentence without providing several suggestions.

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The baker at my local donut shop was bragging about how the male enhancement pills he'd started taking actually worked. And that was fine until I noticed the holes in the donuts were a little larger than usual.

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a feminist... I would have 77 cents

Source: Male

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A girl gets home from school and is greetrd by her mother Mom: "What'd you do in school today?"

Daughter: "We learned all about the male reproductive organs"

Mom: "Oh, and what else?"

Daughter: "Well then we watched as the police came and took Mr. Brown away"

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What’s the male equivalent of a feminist? A sexist.

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New Male Jokes

if there would only be 2 genders iron man would be a Fe male

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What do you call a male beer? A hebrew.

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There's been a recent surge in the number of male crossdressers in the Amish community. Be careful. Women you might see during the day, may actually be mennonite.

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The Tour Bus traveling through northern Nevada passed briefly by the Mustang Ranch, near Sparks. The guide noted: "We are now passing the largest house of prostitution in America." A male passenger shouted "WHY?!?"

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If you had a cricket ball in one hand and a cricket ball in the other what do you have? A gigantic, male cricket.

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My Evangelical friend is boycotting the Avengers movies, because they feature a trans gender super hero. Confused, I asked him what he meant, and he replied "because Tony Stark loves to turn into a Fe-male."

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What do you call a friendship between two male emos? My Chemical Bromance

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What does a male duck go through during puberty? Voice quacks!

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How do you tell the difference between a male and a female ant? Drop it in water, if it floats it’s a boy-ant!

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Why is waitress a women's job? Because the male version is waiter...

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How do you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome? You pull down it's jeans!

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A little old lady told me this at work. Who is the most popular male at a nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee and 12 donuts.

And the most popular woman?

The lady that can eat the last donut without getting her hands sticky.

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Conservation of Female Mass and Energy: Conservation of Female Mass and Energy: for every male action, there is a greater and definite female overreaction.

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They say the male and female reproductive system is very similar But I think there's a vas deferens

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Why can't you feed spaghetti to a male cow? Because it's im-pasta-bull.

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What's the male equivalent of gender studies? History

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You know the best thing about white male privilege? Blackmail privilege.

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How can you tell if an ant is male or female? They're all females, otherwise they'd be uncles.

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What do you call a male ladybug? confused.

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What's the difference between a male golfer and a female golfer? There's a hole in one....

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What do you call a male whorehouse? Bro-thel

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How do you tell a female chromosome from a male chromosome? Ask them to pull down their genes.

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What do you have, when you have three female pigs and a bunch of male deer? Three sows and bucks.

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Did you know oranges have genders? If one squirts in your eye without warning, it's a male.

If it's bitter for absolutely no reason, it's female.

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It's really hard being a stay at home mom... When you're a 23 year old male with no kids.

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A Chinaman walks into a brothel He asks the Maître D for a job application. She asks him, "What is your name, and what makes you think you're qualified to be a male escort?"
The man responds, "I'm Hung, and I'm hung."

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Two exes are texting.. Male Ex: Just ate a fish taco; it reminded me of you.

Female Ex: What a coincidence, because I ordered a pizza and it came in 20 seconds. It reminded me of you.

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What's the name of the best male strip club in Mexico? Peek o' the guy-o

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What did the female strawberry say to the male strawberry If you hadn't of gotten so fresh we wouldn't be in this jam...

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What do you call a letter from angry feminists? Hate male.

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What do you call a male pig with no legs and delusions of being a weather forecaster? Groundhog

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Which Marvel superhero was transgender? Ironman, he's a Fe male.

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what's the most heinous crime a transvestite has ever been convicted of? Male fraud.

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Newtons Law What is Newton's Third Law of Women?

For every male action, there is a female overreaction. :p

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I got it all figured out. I will be a male stripper in Antarctica My stage name? South Pole.

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Is there a difference between the male and female reproductive systems? Of course, there's a vas deferens.

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I befriended a feminist pen pal, but i don't think it's going so well... She just keeps sending me hate male.

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popular male at a nudist colony Q: Who's the most popular male at a nudist colony?
A: The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

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I used to be a male trapped in a woman's body. Until I was born.

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I think my wife might be secretly dealing drugs. There was a suspicious phone call this morning which I answered. A male voice asked "Has that dope gone yet?"

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I think my wife is dealing drugs. This morning I was running late, and I answered a very suspicious phone call.

All i heard was a strange, male voice say, "Has that dope left out yet?"

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You think you're special because you suddenly don't identify as male or female? The Siberian Orchestra has identified as 'trans' for over 20 years.

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What's the difference between a male paragraph and a female paragraph? The male one has no periods.

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What did the male digital signal ask a female digital signal? Do you do ANALog?

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Did you hear about the prolific male deer molester? He felt like a million bucks.

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Teach a man to fish and he will have food for a lifetime. Teach a feminist to fish and she will complain about how fishing is male-dominated.

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What did the over-sized transgender postcard say to the UPS driver? What don't you understand? I told you, I don't fit in a male box!

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What do you call a female to male surgery? addadicktome

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What is Jamaica's favorite male bird? The mongoose.

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My Gran ordered a male prostitute I called over that night and she seemed a bit upset. "Gran, what happened to the prostitute? Did he not come?"

She looked at me in the eyes and said, "He didn't even arrive!"

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What do you call a letter sent from a feminist? Hate male.

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Who is Santa Claus? Because if in Spanish, "Santo" or "San" is used for male saints...
(San Francisco, San Diego)
And "Santa" is used for female saints...
(Santa Monica, Santa Barbara)
Wouldn't that make Santa Claus transsexual?

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I could win an Olympic gold medal If the women's gymnastic balance beam was a male competition too, I could win the gold medal. I've been mastering a 4 inch wood beam since I was a little kid

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You really have to respect the male pornstars They're always working hard

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What do you call male and female Jewish baristas? Hebrews and Shebrews.

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What do you call a letter that was sent to a man by a feminist? Hate male.

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Why is becoming a male cheerleader so awesome? It's a great way to pick up chicks.

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My mate went to Alaska and fell in love with both a male and female bear... He's Bipolar..

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I've started to take the SJW movement seriously and have applied it to my parenting style It's why I'm ignoring all my 10-month olds privileged white male tears.

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Why should only women Iron? Because a man with an iron is a Fe Male

^^^^Sorry ^^^^for ^^^^the ^^^^Sexism

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