Mamma Jokes

Every “yo mamma” joke has been done thousands of time, by thousand of people. Kinda like yo mamma.

Every "yo mamma" joke has been done thousands of times, by thousands of people. Kinda like yo mamma.

The Harshest "Yo Mamma" Joke... Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball...

She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more.

Short, but good nonetheless Every "yo mamma" joke has been done thousands of different times, by thousands of different people.
Just like yo mamma.

Why are there no 'Yo Pappa" jokes? Because yo Mamma so fat, she ate them all

Yo mamma so old, she has a separate entrance for black dicks.

Yo mamma so fat... That when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up

Yo mamma's so fat... that she takes selfies in panorama mode

Yo mamma so fat.. that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.

Yo mamma is so ugly... I don't understand your Oedipus complex.

Yo mamma's so fat... She had to get her drivers license photo from Google earth!

I was walking down the street one day when I heard someone playing Dancing Queen and Mamma Mia on the didgeridoo. That's Abba-rigonal

Yo mamma so fat... When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack.

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals.

Yo mamma's so fat... if she wrote a book about herself it would be an autogeography.

Can we ban “Yo Momma” jokes from this subreddit? They’re old, stupid, and have been done by literally thousands of people. Just like Yo Mamma

Yo mamma so fat That Thanos had to clap

A trampoline used to be called a jumpoline... until your mamma got on it.

Yo Mamma is So Fat..... when she moons people, they turn into werewolves.....

Yo Mamma's so dumb.... She stayed up all night studying for her blood test

Every “yo mamma” joke has been done thousands of times, by thousands of different people. Just like yo momma

Yo Mamma so fat... Yo mamma so fat, that when you were being delivered at the hospital the doctor had to send in a rescue diver. He pulled out you, 11 other kids, and a soccer coach.

Yo mamma so fat when she's pregnant she doesn't need an ultrasound She needs a seismograph

What do you call a cow with two legs? Yo Mamma

Yo Mamma's so ugly.... She ordered a Happy meal and made it cry

Made up my own joke today when visiting my brother. I like my coffee like I like my woman. Made by your grandmother.

Yes we do your mamma jokes even though we're brothers.

Yo mamma is so fat When she’s sunbathing Green Peace comes and try to push her back into the ocean

You didn't get my Mamma Mia joke? Okay.


Here I go again.

They say triangles are one of the sturdiest shapes and are able to support huge amounts of stress. I guess that explains why yo' mamma always wears platform heels.

During dinner, Juan asked his mother.... Mamma, why is dad bald?

Well Juan, your father has a lot to think about and is very intelligent, that's why.

But mamma, why do you have such a long hair?

Shut UP Juan and eat your soup!

Another Yo Momma joke.. Yo Mamma so fat that when she stands on a weighing machine, it says "to be continued..."

Yo Mamma's so Fat... That when she jumped in the pacific, Japan said "not again".

Every yo mamma has been done thousands of time by thousands of people. Kinda like yo mamma.

Mamma, why my brother was named Barc? -Because Barc in reverse is crab. And your mommy loves crabs.

-Ah, I see. Thanks for explaining, mom.

-No problem, Lana.

Yo mamma Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Joke for the Physicists What's the heaviest naturally occurring element in the universe? U - not yo mamma like everyone's been telling you all your life.

Best mamma joke I've ever heard Your mamma's like a brick, fat on both sides and laid by Mexicans

Every “Yo Mamma” joke has been said 1 thousand time by 1 thousand people... Just like Yo Mamma

Yo mamma so old and hairy When she wears a tank top it looks like she has Don King in a headlock