Hilarious Math Teacher Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Math Teacher Jokes

Did you hear about the math teacher who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

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I just saw my math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graph paper. I think he must be plotting something.

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I asked my math teacher why 6 was afraid of 7. She replied, “Approximately 0.3583679495453”.

I stared at her, confused. Seeing my confusion, she added, “You know, cos (789)”

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I found out what that math teacher with graph paper from yesterday’s joke was plotting.... ...weapons of math instruction.

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I think my math teacher works for the CIA... He always wants to put radicals in isolation.

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When your Dad is a math teacher you grow up with jokes like this... Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

A: To get to the same side!

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Why was the math teacher late for school? He took the rhombus

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My son’s math teacher called him average... I just think he’s mean.

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My math teacher called me average the other day. I thought it was mean.

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My math teacher said I was “average” How mean

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When I was in school, my math teacher called me average. It was mean.

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My math teacher called me average... How mean.

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What is the average Math teacher like? Mean.

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My math teacher used to call me average.... It was mean.

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The Math teacher called my son average. I think he was mean.

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My son's math teacher called him average. I think he's just mean.

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A math teacher ask his students, "What is 5Q + 5Q?" The class responds, "10Q."

The teacher responds, "You're welcome/"

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So my math teacher asked me to do an initial value problem... ...and I said, "Y Naught?"

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"Pi R Squared", said my math teacher. "Bullshit!" I exclaimed. "Pie are round!"

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My math teacher told the whole class I'm average... she's mean

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All of my friends are jealous when they find out I hooked up with my math teacher in high school But honestly, being homeschooled sucked.

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Last night I dreamt my math teacher was a mermaid… and my secret lover.

But she dumped me after I couldn’t unhook her top part.

Too bad. I failed my algae bra test.

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Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper? She's definitely plotting something.

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In grade school, I had a math teacher named Mrs. Baker... To this day, I do not understand why she tried to teach us that 6 + 6 equals 13.

^(inspired ^by ^Mitch ^Hedberg)

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My math teacher asked "should we trust a radical?" I said no, they ain't safe around planes.

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My math teacher keeps telling me to simplify my fractions I do it 48/14

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Did you hear about the Math teacher who is afraid of negatives? He will stop at nothing to avoid them

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What did the constipated math teacher do? Worked it out with a pencil.

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A math teacher went to school drunk... He told the class that they were going to learn derivatives and then proceeded to pass out. He was removed from the school and fired immediately. The lesson?

Don't drink and derive

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What did the math teacher use to kill himself? A hypotenuse.

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whats a math teachers favorite soda root beer

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The math teacher asks little john "If you have 5 apples and James takes 3 from you, what will you have ? "

little john : a fight sir !

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my math teacher's joke she told us so, in math class my teacher told us a joke that goes like this: knock knock who's there? interrupting starfish interrup-(places hand on other person's face) we laughed so hard at the teacher's reaction.

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Kid comes home from school and says 'Dad, we're gunna be rich tomorrow'. Dad's like 'How?!?!'

'My math teacher said he's gunna teach us converting cents into dollars'.

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On March 27th, our math teacher burst into class and threatened to cancel Spring Break unless the one who's cheated on all their tests reveals themselves before next month This is ridiculous!

How are we supposed to catch a cheater in eight days?!

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What do my wife and my math teacher have in common? They both love to create problems that I am apparently supposed to solve.

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I wanted to be a Math teacher. But in the end it just didn't add up.

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My High School math teacher passed everybody. He gave no F's.

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I told my math teacher I was freezing cold and he told me to go stand in the corner of the classroom. Because it was 90 degrees.

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New Math Teacher Jokes

Math teachers are pretty obsessed with many to one functions. For correct representation of orgies.

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What dose a math teacher say to student getting a car Make sure you get a good modal

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My math teacher says Fractions are a little difficult But honestly figuring out where the Numerator goes is over the top

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My math teacher used to tell me "there's 3 types of people in this world... those that are good at math and those that aren't"

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I ran into an old math teacher the other day and I guess he was astonished at how well I'd turned out He asked "Look at you! How did you do it?"

I said "I used that old formula, 'Me' times 'I Can'."

And he replied "Is that why you're wearing a serape?"

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What did the math teacher call the dumb terrorists? Simplified Radicals

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I decided to convert from degrees to radians. My math teacher was surprised at the π.

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What is a math teachers favorite plant? A geometree!!

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A mother is worried about her son obsessing over the difference between sine and cosine When she shares it with his math teacher, she just laughs it off and assures her, "don't worry, it's just a phase."

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When people ask me why i am fat, i say its because i work with pie I am a math teacher

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I took pi to Idaho, Kansas and Utah .... My math teacher always told me to take it to three dismal places

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TIFU by sending a substitute math teacher to a geography classroom. Whoops, wrong sub!

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What does a math teacher say when they leave? calc-U-LATER

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some jokes I came up with when I was 10-13 years old *what does Santa want for Christmas? Hoe Hoe Hoes
*what do hunters like to do? Shoot birds
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*what did the tree say when the math teacher passed by? Gee-I'm-a-tree

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