Hilarious Metal Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Metal Jokes

Two windmills are in a field. One windmill says to the other, "What type of music do you like?"

The other windmill replies, "Well I'm a big metal fan"

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Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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So two windmills are standing in a field... Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

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What kind of music do wind turbines like? They're huge metal fans

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Two wind turbines... Two wind turbines are in a field when one turns to the other:

He says: "What's your favourite type of music"
The second one says: "Actually I'm a huge metal fan"

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Two windmills are sitting on a hill. One turns to the other and asks "What kind of music do you like?" The other windmill replies "I'm a big metal fan."

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What kind of music do wind turbines listen to? They're huge metal fans.

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Two Wind turbines are in a field. One turns to the other and asks: " what is your type of music ?"

"i'm a huge metal fan"

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I took my metal detector to the beach today expecting to find antiques of great value. Beach better have my money

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I like metal bands with female lead singers... Something about women screaming makes me rock hard.

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Two electric windmills are standing in a field. One turns to the other and asks "What kind of music do you like?" The second one replies "I'm a huge metal fan".

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Two windmills were hanging out in a field. One windmill asked the other, “what type of music do you like?” The other responded, “I’m a huge metal fan.”

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What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band? Sleigher

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Why Won't Michigan Governor Rick Snyder Take Any Flint Tap Water With Him Overseas In Order To Stick To His Promise That He'd Drink It For A Full Month...? Because he can't get it through the airport metal detectors.

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Two windmills are in a wind farm. One turns to the other and asks, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other says, "I'm a huge metal fan."

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Two wind turbines were talking to each other. One of the said "hey, what kind of music do you like?" The other said. "I'm a big heavy metal fan."

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One windmill asked another what kind of music it likes The other windmill responded "I'm a big metal fan"

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I was just at a lecture about how to fasten metal together. Riveting stuff.

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I'm going to start a metal band that writes songs about how important it is to connect with people in your professional network... ...and call it LinkedIn Park.

I'll show myself out now.

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SPOILER ALERT: I just had a piece of metal fitted to the back of my car to reduce drag and increase fuel efficiency.

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Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82... ...I'm easily lead

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Imagine how someone from a thousand years ago would respond if you told them that in the future there will be giant metal birds that fly people around the world? “Don’t you mean across?”

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What kind of music do wind turbines like? They seem to be big heavy metal fans.

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Two windmills are in a field. One turns to the other and asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

"I'm a big metal fan" the other one replies.

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What kind of music do windmills listen to? They're all big metal fans.

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Walter. I was in the park the other day and saw a guy practising his athletic trials, with a long metal stick for the Olympics. I asked if he was a pole vaulter, and he replied "Nein, I'm German. How did you know my name was Walter?"

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What happens whan you eat tin foil? You sheet metal

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What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street? Slip not.

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I once knew a blacksmith who didnt like metal... it was ironic.

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Ever heard of that Hebrew metal band? Guns N' Moses

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Two wind turbines are talking to each other.. One asks the other : Hey what kind of music are you into?

The other one answers : Well I'm a big metal fan..

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A wind turbine asks another wind turbine: "Hey what kinda music are you into?" The other wind turbine replies: "I'm a huge metal fan"

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After a night of drinking, John walks into a metal bar The music was great and he hooks up with a beautiful blonde.

He awakes at the hospital with a mild concussion.

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What sound does a red metal rod make when it hits a white metal rod? *PINK!*

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I don't always listen to heavy metal, but when I do... ...so do the neighbors.

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Lot's of people know about Will Smith and rap, but did you know he's good with metal too? Because he's a black Smith.

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Last night, a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82… I’m easily lead…

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2 windmills next to each other in a field, one goes "what kind of music do you like?" ... The other goes "I'm a big metal fan"

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Why did the robot see a psychiatrist? Because he had metal health problems...

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New Metal Jokes

I was at a metal concert and a ninja sprung from the croud He was undetected, unexpected

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What did one windmill say to the other when he asked him what kind of music he likes? I am a huge metal fan

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All you people that buy metal straws are stupid I mean, I'm no scientist but I am almost certain it is more painful to choke on a metal straw than a plastic one.

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How do you describe a person's breath that smells like metal coins? Minted fresh

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I went to an electronic metal concert the other day.. you could say that was a data mosh.

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I thought I saw a sheet of metal working out It was just a curling iron

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I just ordered a metal box taken straight from the wreckage of Chernobyl. What? I'm on a budget. It was the cheapest microwave I could find.

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I'm scared, recently several heavy metal fans have been knocking on my front door. Windmills aren't supposed to do that right?

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One wind turbine asks another "What is your favorite band?" He replies "Iron Maiden - I'm a big metal fan!"

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How did heavy metal ruin Michigan? By contaminating the groundwater

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Why did the anti vax mom not take her teenage son to a concert? She was afraid of the heavy metal.

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On a wind farm in Texas, one windmill asked the other if they liked country music. The windmill replied. I’m a big metal fan.

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Y'know who my favourite Heavy Metal band are? Lead Zeppelin.

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What is a cows favorite heavy metal band? Moo-tallica

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I once knew a blacksmith who didnt like working with metal... it was Ironic

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I introduced a miner to some heavy metal. The Miner really digs the music.

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So I heard wind turbines enjoy listening to rock music.. Apparently they’re big heavy metal fans.

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Did you here about that Leg Doctor He shattered his entire left leg and had to get a metal replacement.

It was a really bad case of Iron-Knee

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What’s the difference between denim jeans and metal pants? You can bend in ‘em.

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I started a heavy metal tribute band with guys from my Macroeconomics class We are Guns & Butter

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The cops shot my friend who works with metal... Just coz he was a black smith..

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What kind of music do mercury, arsenic and lead listen to? Heavy metal.

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A hobbyist robot builder attempted to satirize the American public by building a 300 pound hunk of metal that sat in front of the TV all day long. In the end, he had difficult maintaining it, because it didn't work out.

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I like to think of terrible pickup lines. Here's my most recent one. "Hey girl, are you a mainstream, late 90's, early 2000's heavy metal band with a lisp?

Becauthe I'm 'Down with the Thickneth."

Looks her up and down.

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Before my grandfather died, he asked me to follow in his footsteps and become a metal worker. He told me it would be quite riveting.

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What metal do thieves like the most? Steel.

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Be careful stubbing your cigarette out on small metal dishes You may be lead ashtray

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What type of music do wind turbines like? They're big heavy metal fans.

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Two wind turbines are standing in a field. One turns to the other and asks "What type of music do you like?" It replies "I'm a big metal fan."

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A roofer gets to choose how to get onto the roof. He can either use a scissor lift or a series of steps between two metal poles. He chose the ladder.

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Listening to Metal music quietly is like being a guy with no index fingers... ...Pointless.

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What's the difference between a farmers field and a nu-metal concert? About 20,000 Heads of Korn.

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A man lived for ten years eating only tiny pieces of metal It was his staple diet

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Windmills Two windmills are in a field. One windmill asks the other, "So, are you into music?" The other windmill replies, "Yep. I'm a big metal fan."

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Two different testicles Doctor: You got two different testicles. One is made of wood and the other one is metal.

Man: * **surprised** *

Doctor: Do you have children?

Man: Yes, two - Pinocchio is 3 and Terminator will be 7 soon.

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Little kids are like fidget spinners They're overhyped.

Oh yeah and they spin easier when you stick something metal through them.

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What metal does a Japanese robot consist mostly of? *Manga*nese

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A man walks into a bar with a little sliver of metal on his tie... The barman says "sorry, we don't want your tie-pin here"

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I was detained at airport security, because the metal detector caught my braces... I guess you could say I was armed to the teeth.

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A blonde walks into a metal bar Ouch

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What has 140 metal teeth and holds back the world's biggest monster? My zipper.

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The death count nears 50 after scaffolding collapses and crushes fans at a rock music festival... Eye-witnesses say there was a lot of heavy metal.

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What's up with that big metal thing in Paris? It's a right eyefull.

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Did you know that the security officers on the united video are huge metal fans? You can even see them headbanging.

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The key to a good joke... ... is not made out of metal.

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Two windmills were hanging out in a farm… Two windmills were hanging out in a farm...

Windmill 1: What kind of music do you like?

Windmill 2: Oh, I'm a big metal fan!

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The first time out with my metal detector I found a beautiful wedding ring!! But the bride was still wearing it, so the police came and now they won't give it back.

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A paperclip walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the pointy face?" The paperclip, incapable of human speech, forms a long, thin sliver of metal and stabs the bartender to death.

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What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal nuts? Sparky.

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What do you call a metal detective? Magnesium PI

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TIL that my neighbors really like the metal song i'm playing on my 7.1 sound system I figured because he thrown a brick at my window to hear it better !
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If we really want to destroy china, we should just send all the metal drummers there.

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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world? You mean across?

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What's little,metal, and will ruin dinner A bullet in your face

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A heavy metal fan walks into a heavy metal bar. He gets a concussion.

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I put an album in the microwave and now the microwave is broken It was a metal album

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I just don't understand kids. My kid says he wants to play heavy metal. So why's he so mad at me? I bought him one of the best tubas money can buy!

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Im making a heavy metal band... Im thinking of naming it Lead-arsenic-mercury.

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What do you call an all-dog heavy metal band? Muttallica.

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Why did the heavy metal rocker become an actuary? He wanted to be paid to predict death and destruction.

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