Hilarious Mexicans Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Mexicans Jokes

Not everything Donald Trump says is stupid. The Chinese built a wall 2,000 years ago - and they still don't have any Mexicans!

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Why do only 2 Mexicans cross the border at a time? Because the sign says no trespassing.

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Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work. The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country.

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars.

...I'll see myself out.

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Who says building a border wall won’t work? The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don’t have any Mexicans.

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How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? They'll get over it.

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Do you know what Mexicans think about Trump's wall? Who cares, they'll get over it..

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Why did the Mexicans ignore the "No Trespassing" sign? It was just the two of them.

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Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three? Because it says "No Trespassing".

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Why don't you ever see three mexicans crossing the border at the same time? Because the signs say "No trespassing"

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What do Mexicans use to cut a pizza? Little Caesar's

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Guys I think Trump's immigration policies just might work. China built a wall and they have like, no Mexicans.

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Why don't Mexicans cross the border in three's? The sign says "no trespassing."

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How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer? Dos

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Why did Donald Trump watch the olympics? To see how high the mexicans pole vaulters can jump

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Why does nobody play Uno with Mexicans? They always steal the green cards.

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Why can't you play UNO with Mexicans? They'll steal all of the green cards.

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I always thought Americans should say "B". Because Canadians say "Eh", and Mexicans say "Ci".

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Trump hates saying "yes" to Mexicans so much We may as well call him the "Not Si" President

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what do you call 2 mexicans on a fire truck? Jose and Jos-B

this was always my mom's favorite joke, R.I.P. Mom

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? They only had 2 trucks

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Now that Donald Trump is actually building the wall, I hear Mexicans are depressed I'm sure they'll soon get over it

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You can make jokes about anything, just not mexicans That's crossing the border.

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What do Mexicans cut their pizzas with? Little Caesars

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How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall? they'll get over it

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Why can't mexicans play uno? They steal all the green cards.

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I took my biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently Blacks and Mexicans was NOT the correct answer.

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Say what you want about Trump’s wall But China has had a great wall for thousands of years and you still don’t see any Mexicans

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Why do Mexicans always cross the border in pairs? The sign says no tres-passing

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Why do Mexicans never cross the border in groups of three? Because the sign says "No Trespassing"

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Why do only 2 Mexicans pass the border at once? Because the sign says no trespassing.

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What is a Mexicans favorite high school sport? Cross country

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I don't know why people say building a wall doesn't work The chinese did it 2000 years ago and they still don't have any mexicans.

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What did the cannibal say to 2 Mexicans? I thought I'd eat both of you but I only have room for Juan

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I'm never playing uno with Mexicans again. They take all the green cards.

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Why do Mexicans suck at playing Uno? They always keep all the green cards

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizzas? little caesars.

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Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO? They keep taking all the green cards

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If Canadians say "Ay" and Mexicans say "Si"... Why don't Americans say "B"?

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New Mexicans Jokes

Why dont Mexicans ever win medals in the Olympics? Because the ones who can run jump or swim are already in the United States of America...😉

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A huge earthquake shook Mexico Around 3000 people died.
The world combined efforts to help Mexico during these hard times.
England gave medicine.
France sent food.
Germany made huge donations.
USA sent 3000 Mexicans to replenish the stock

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Don't let Mexicans play Uno Because they'll take all of the green cards.

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Mexico doesn’t have a Olympic Team... because all the mexicans who can run, jump and swim are in the U.S.

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What's the worst part about playing uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards

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How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall? They’ll get over it.

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Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three? They saw a sign at the border that said No Trespassing.

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I refuse to tell jokes about mexicans Just because they cross lines, doesn't mean I will too.

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How does Trump deport Mexicans? Juan by Juan.

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How many mexicans do you need to replace a lightbulb? Juan

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The cop who said "We only kill Black people" said he was joking "Mexicans are fair game too."

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What do you call 4 Mexicans sinking in quick sand? cuatro sinko

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Donald Trump has fired so many people from the White House... That he might need to hire Mexicans to fill all of the open job positions.

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How do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan

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What do you call 4 Mexicans drowning in quicksand? Quattro Cinco

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What do you call a group of stoned Mexicans? Baked beans

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if Canadians say "aye" and Mexicans say "si"... does that mean Americans say "b"?

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If a teacup holds tea and a coffee cup holds coffee then what does a peecup hold? Three Mexicans, a lawn mower, two leaf blowers and a half dozen rakes will fit in a peecup (pickup with Spanish accent).

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Not many, just Juan.

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I hate playing Uno with Mexicans. They take all the green cards.

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There are 3 people on a roof. They are Asian, American, and Mexican. They each throw off one thing they have the most of. The Asian throws noodles, Mexicans throw off tacos, and the American throws off the Mexican.

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Have you ever heard of Ku Klux Knievel? I hadn't either until he tried jumping 14 black guys and 6 Mexicans in a steam roller.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and the Chupacabra? One is a monster that scares Mexicans, the other eats their goats.

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Don't make jokes about Mexicans. Thats crossing the border.

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What do you call white people pushing a car up a hill? White power.

What do you call asian people pushing a car up a hill?
Asian power.

What do you call mexicans pushing a car up a hill?
Grand theft auto.

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Mexicans won't be annoyed by Trumps Wall for very long. They'll get over it.

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What standardized test do mexicans take? The ESE T !!

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Never play Uno with mexicans.. They keep taking all the green cards.

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I hope Trump's wall won't upset the Mexicans I think they'll get over it though

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Why do you never play UNO with Mexicans They take all the green cards

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What do you call one white man surrounded by 200 blacks and Mexicans? The Warden

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What do you call a bunch of racist Mexicans? Que Que Que

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Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of threes? Because the sign says no tres-passing

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Instead of a wall we should put up a giant mirror So when Mexicans try to cross they will read "welcome to Mexico" and turn around.

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My friend got in trouble for shooting cans... Americans, Mexicans....

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Matt Damon's movie "The Great Wall", has had it's release date postponed... Seems the Mexicans haven't paid for it yet.

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Why are Puerto Ricans & Mexicans discouraged from marrying each other? Bc their kids will be too lazy to steal.

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Why did only 1,800 Mexicans come to the war They only had 2 vans

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What instrument do Mexicans hate? The TRUMPet.

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2 Mexicans got into a fight It was a Juan on Juan

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Mexicans and Muslims have a lot in common now... If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.

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You can joke about anything you want, just not Mexicans That's crossing the border

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Have you heard about Trumps plan for Mexicans [Removed]

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What's the quickest way to kill 100 Mexicans? Blow up their car.

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Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics? Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld? Only Juan...

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Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal the green cards.

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A joke that is mildly racist How.come there were only 1800 Mexicans at the Alamo?

Because they only had two pickup trucks

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What do you call a line of Mexicans buried across the border? A spicket fence

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What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? Little Caesars

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Why do we call short Mexicans paragraphs? Because they aren't full essays.

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What’s a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross-Country.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans on drugs? Baked Beans

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What would the war be called if Donald Trump started war on the Mexicans? World war Juan

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What do you call 3 mexicans breaking into somewhere? Trespassers

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What do a fence and a white man have in common? They both keep getting jumped by Mexicans.

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What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck? Hose A and Hose B.

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What do you call four mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro Sink-o!

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Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo? They only had two cars.

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I don't like playing Uno with Mexicans... They always steal the green cards ...

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