Moses Jokes

"Sorry Moses, but you can't join Greenpeace..." "...We're a non-prophet organization."

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I'm serious, that Israeli what he does.

How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it.




I'll show myself out.

How does Moses prepare tea? Hebrews it.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

How did Moses make his coffee? Hebrewed it.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter? Because the shelter was non prophet.

I never realized how technologically advanced Moses was... But today I learned that he had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

Why did Moses vote for Al Gore? Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush, his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years.

How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews

Ever heard of that Hebrew metal band? Guns N' Moses

Why did Moses part his hair? To make a path for the Israelice.

Technically it was Moses..... that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

Moses was the first person to use... ...Control-C as a shortcut.

Who is the first person to have downloaded data from the cloud and onto their tablet? Moses.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door? Let my peephole grow!

How does Moses make tea? Hewbrews it.

How does Moses get his tea ready? Hebrews

If you hear a supernatural voice in your head telling you to destroy statues of the Ten Commandments, you might be mentally ill. But if the voice tells you to create them instead, you might be Moses.

How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.

How did Moses make his tea. Hebrew it.
This is not a joke Israel.

What did Moses use to cut the sea in half? A sea saw.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. That's the oldest pun in The Book.

What do you call a gun loving, Christian rock band? Guns N' Moses

Who was the first plagiarist? Moses.


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Moses joke Moses was the first person to use Control+C as a shortcut.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket? Because he was in de-nile

How does Moses make beer? Hebrews!

Why couldn't Moses believe that his mother abandoned him in the river? He was in da-Nile

Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

Moses was computer savvy.. ..He had two tablets!

How Does Moses make Tea? HEBREW it!

I’m surprised there are not a lot of Jewish tennis players. After all, Moses served in Pharaoh’s court.

What did the Clock say to Moses when he told him he'd be back in 100 years? Time waits for Nomad

Setting up a Moses business would be simple except for one setback... Staff problems.

How does Moses prepare his coffee? Hebrews it.

Moses comes down from Mt. Sinai So Moses comes down from Mt. Sinai with two tablets of stone in his hands and speaks to his people: "Okay folks, I got some goods news and some bad news.
Good news first: I got him down to ten.
The bad news: Adultery is still in."

How does Moses make beer? Hebrews it.