Mozart Jokes

What's Mozart up to these days? Decomposing.

When Mozart died, you could hear his music playing backwards at his grave. He was decomposing.

Why did Mozart get rid of all his chickens? He asked them who the best composer was and didn’t like their answer.

Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens? When he asked them who was greatest composer, they all said "Bach Bach Bach Bach."

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

Q: Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? A: Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say: "Bach, Bach, Bach."

Why did Mozart kill his chicken? Because when he asked the chicken "Who's the best composer" the chicken said "Bach, Bach, Bach"

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave? Decompose

I hate it when people pretend they know everything about culture when they talk about Mozart They probably have never seen any of his paintings.

I hate people who pretend they're cultured when they talk about Mozart. I bet they haven't seen any of his paintings.

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died? Decomposers

Why did Mozart kill his chickens? They were yelling "Bach Bach Bach Bach"

Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all making a movie about classical composers. Sylvester Stallone said, "I'll be mozart."
Jean Claude Van Damme said, "I'll be Beethoven."
Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be bach."

Mozart killed all his chickens.. he had asked them who the best composer was, and they kept saying " Bach! Bach! Bach!

Mozart, Beethoven, and Schwarzenegger are getting ready to throw a Halloween party. Mozart turns to Arnie and asks, "what's your costume going to be?" "I'll be Bach"

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked to play Mozart. Arnold Schwarzenegger has been offered the chance to play the role of Mozart in a new film. He read the script but was not impressed. So he told the producers 're-write it and I'll be Bach.'

Why did Mozart sell his chickens? Because they kept saying “bach bach”!

The Terminator and his friends decided to go to a costume party dressed up as famous classical musicians. "I'll be Beethoven!", said one friend.

"I'll be Mozart!", said the other friend.

"I'll be Bach.", said The Terminator.

Did you hear that they're producing an action movie about a team of crime-fighting composers? They already approached Arnold Schwarzenegger about playing fellow Austrian Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, but he said "no, I'll be Bach!"

Why did Mozart kill his pet chicken? Because all it could say was, "Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach..."

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the greatest composer was all they would say is "mmmmmm... Bach Bach Bach"!

Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher? Because he was Haydn.

I hate people who pretend they're of high culture when they talk about Mozart. They've probably never seen any of his paintings.

Why did Mozart kill his chickens? Because they were always saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach"

Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens? Because they kept running around screaming, "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

Why did Mozart kill his pet chicken? Because all it would say was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."

Why did Mozart hate chickens? Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What's the greatest trick the Austrians ever pulled off? It was to convince the world that Mozart was Austrian and that Hitler in fact was German.

A few hundred years ago, Mozart was composing beautiful music But for a while now, hes only been de-composing.

What was Mozart doing for his birthday? Decomposing

Why couldn’t Bach join Mozart, Gershwin, and Liszt for drinks? He was Baroque.

What did they call Mozart after he died? A decomposer

Baddoom-tish

Mozart's tomb. One day a man went to see the Mozart's tomb.
When he got there, the tomb was open and Mozart was sitting there tearing up pieces of paper.
The men asked: "What are you doing with all of your great works of music?"
Mozart repied, "I'm decomposing!"

Why did Mozart kill his chicken? It kept saying "BACH BACH BACH"

Why did Mozart kill his other chicken?

To impress his Wolf-gang.

Know why Mozart couldn't find a friend? Because his friend was Haydn.

It's a shame that the great composer Mozart died Now he's just decomposing

Haydn and Mozart killed a guy. Haydn is dragging the body while Mozart is looking for a hiding spot.He found an old pit to put the body and scream "Hey Haydn here!"

In bed I’m like a Mozart symphony Dazzling, inventive, and finished in three movements

So they dug up Mozart's Grave... They found him erasing all of his music, "What are you doing?" "I'm Decomposing"