Nascar Jokes

Which word has 6 letters, starts with an N and ends with an R and is related to a Race NASCAR

How did NASCAR get that name? Redneck: 'That's nascar ye got there."

Whats the difference between Hitler and a Nascar driver? The nascar driver can actually finish a race.

How many NASCAR fans does it take to change a tire? None - they took the wheels off their homes years ago.

Did you hear NASCAR and Formula One we're trying to make an Ultimate Showdown race but it got cancelled due to controversy? Apparently NASCAR fans didn't want to mix the races....

Hey,what's a race thing and starts with n and ends in r Nascar

Politicians should be required to dress like NASCAR drivers. With patches all over their suits telling us who their “sponsors” are.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks

(I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

I think it's important to keep the races separate. Just imagine how unfair it would be for a horse in NASCAR.

We need to stop mixing races. By doing so it creates people with an unfair advantage when it comes to competition. No matter how hard I try I still can't outrun a Nascar.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non Athletic Sports Centered Around Rednecks

What professional sport would be more fun to watch if the athletes drank alcohol during? NASCAR

Imagine a nascar fan. The image that comes to mind is probably that of a brutish, beer guzzling, loud mouth, hairy, unwashed, unshaven, redneck And her husband.

Matthew McConaughey just bought NASCAR And he's making racers drive the opposite direction. Now instead of making left turns, they're going all right, all right, all right

Why does Hitler hate Nascar? It reminds him that he never got to finish a race.

Apparently NASCAR is banning all Confederate flags from its races. But how will drivers know they’ve entered the last lap of the race? 🏳

Yeah; I'm racist F*ck NASCAR!

I'm not a fan of NASCAR but I hear it's popular in some circles.

What has an IQ of 100 and a full set of teeth? The front row at a NASCAR race.

What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common? They're both filled with white trash.

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Have you heard about the Nascar driver that's in the KKK? He's a racist.

Why do rednecks like to do it doggie style? That way they can **BOTH** watch NASCAR.

Why do conservatives hate the NASCAR subreddit? It always takes a left turn

The police were called to a NASCAR event when belligerent fans became violent after being asked to remove the Confederate flags they had brought to the event. Authorities believe it to be race-related.

NASCAR is officially canceled After discovering it's just a human traffic ring

I prefer Indy car over Nascar... ...I guess that makes me racist.

Why does Matthew McConaughey only watch NASCAR in a mirror? So the turns are all right all right all right.

The first black NASCAR driver... ...did alot for the race

Whats the difference between a presidential election and a nascar race? In nascar they wear their sponsors on their shirts.

How do NASCAR drivers get to the track? They take the next left.

Why do rednecks like to do it doggie style? So they both can watch Nascar.

What does NASCAR really stand for? Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Not to be racist But I hate NASCAR

What did Michael Jackson have in common with a second-place NASCAR driver? They both came in a little behind

NASCAR Is it possible to watch NASCAR without a TV?

Absolutely, just flush a bag of M&M's down the toilet.

why aren't hotdog ads allowed in nascar? because no-one else would be able to ketchup

What is the worst race in America? NASCAR.

Why is NASCAR a white dominated sport? They're all racists.

There's an old saying in NASCAR racing What goes around comes around.