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Funniest Nature Jokes

I'm definitely the loser if I run over a deer. It's going to cost me hundreds of dollars. But nature is only out a buck.

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So what are you in to ? \- I stalk people.

\- Oh really ? Well, I like nature and running.

\- I know.

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"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Probably photos, reflective surfaces, things of that nature.

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Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding contest When he gets there, he realizes he seriously misunderstood the nature of the contest

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When does soil get rich? When mother nature makes it rain.

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Election Day was the perfect day to go see Doctor Strange... I got to experience a scary bizarro world were sanity was cast aside and the laws of nature were twisted to the breaking point, and I also went to a movie.

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why don't programmers like nature? because it has too many bugs

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Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.

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A guy shoots a random man on the street. Cop: "Did you kill this man?"
Guy: "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."

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My hairline is like the French Army... It's been ordered not to retreat, but nature is taking its course anyway

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Two blonde girls at a traffic light They stop at red:

-Look at that red color!

-Wow, it's beautiful.

-And the yellow!

-Such brightness!

-And the green!

-Much nature!

-Oh, it's red again, we saw it already. Let's go.

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NASA decides to send up an all-female crew for their next shuttle mission... "Houston, we have a problem."

"What's the problem?"

"Nothing. Nevermind."

"Repeat, what is the nature of the problem?"

"It's fine, whatever."

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Nature is so resourceful It can make dew with just water

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The most heinous crime--against both Man and Nature--would be to plant dynamite inside cattle That, my friends, would be a-bomb-in-a-bull...

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Steve Irwin died as he lived... With nature in his heart

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Did you hear about the boy who was good at calculus? To him, finding tangents was secant nature.

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How to use religion to your advantage 1. Claim divine visitation of some nature
2. ???
3. Prophet

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Why do programmers and coders hate nature? It has too many bugs.

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How does mother nature give birth? With a sea-section

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I have a good nature joke But after listening to it, everyone just leaves

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I guess Mother Nature watches a lot of Oprah. Because it looks like everybody gets a hurricane.

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I think my dad wants me to be more at one with nature. He keeps driving me way out into the woods and leaving me there.

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Shouldn‘t we just merge two subs of the same nature with similar content? r/recycling members would be delighted by the efficiency over here

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Hitting a deer with your car is always an unfair trade. You're out the cost of the insurance deductible, but nature is only out a buck.

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I like my women like.... I was going to submit a joke of this nature, but I thought it would be better if we just had an umbrella thread where everyone could throw in a joke (and we wouldn't wipe out the whole front page of /r/jokes).

How do you like your women? Go!

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Weather man "it's impossible to have every season all in one week" Mother Nature: "Hold my beer"

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Some lions just escaped a nature reserve in South Africa They were rejected from their group.
They could maybe ask to be let in the group again
But their pride wouldn't let them.

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Cop: "Did you kill this man?" Me: "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."

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Erectile Dysfunction Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".

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My life is like a Nature Valley Granola bar It keeps crumbling apart

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The nature of jokes is that they are recycled just like your mom

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In the middle of a very important Overwatch meeting, Reinhardt abruptly gets up and leaves Another member asks him where he's going.

"I have been called. I must answer. Always."

"Who called?"

"Nature."

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A man meets a stalker in the streets. Man - What are you into?

Stalker - I stalk people.

Man - Really? Well, I like-

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Stalker - Nature and running, I know.

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Clocks have a dual nature... On one hand, they move slowly. On the other hand, they move pretty fast.

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Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

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Movies appeal to either dog people or cat people. For example the Hunger Games has more of a feline nature. There's a certain cat-ness to it.

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It would be bad for earth when there were no humans. There wouldn’t be any nature conservation.

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I called customer service when my Dyson broke And they said sorry, nature abhors a vacuum.

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I stepped outside the other day and saw a butterfly wrapped in a cocoon. This morning when I went out it had turned into a spider. Nature is amazing.

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it’s 2020, the world’s oceans are choked with plastic waste. nature creates a novel virus to curb humanity. humanity’s response: quick, let’s wrap everything in plastic!

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Campers Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.

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