Netflix Jokes

The skip intro button on Netflix is so cool. I wish tinder had it too.

Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally.... So I was like na, more like pirate and booty.

I wasn't sure that Netflix would ever find success producing their own content. Then again... Stranger Things have happened.

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"? She probably gets royalties

I dumped my girlfriend after she falsely claimed Netflix was the cheapest streaming service. I refuse to associate with a Hulu-cost denier.

My girlfriend and I watched 3 movies back to back on Netflix Good thing I was facing the TV.

So they made a documentary on Netflix about Madeline McCann.... 8 episodes, roughly 8 hours, and if you watched it you watched her more than her parents did.

Hey girl, are you looking for a stud? I've got the STD, all I need is U.

Credit goes to Rooster from the Netflix series *The Ranch*

This evening I watched a Series of Unfortunate Events Then I turned off the news and watched Netflix.

Almost done watching that Netflix special on Epstein. I hope it doesn’t leave me hanging.

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house? Netflix and pill

Netflix’s original content has some stiff competition. I heard they’re shooting something at YouTube HQ today.

My local church held a Netflix and Chastity event 31 people registered as going, but nobody came

The Japanese version of Netflix and Chill is Hentai with Senpai

What if Netflix doubled as a dating service Like “here are 7 other singles close by that also watched That 70's Show for 8 hours straight.”

I have no idea how many exes I have But I can always change my Netflix password

My girlfriend is like my Netflix account I pay for it and all my friends get to use it.

I asked a friend over for Netflix and Chill and put on Toy Story Within 30 minutes I had a friend in me




Not my joke all credit goes to u/

Did you hear about Peewee Herman's new movie? It's going straight to Netflix because he already released in theaters

The best part about Netflix is there are no commercials. On an unrelated note, does anyone know how to get urine stains out of a couch?

Life is pretty much like Netflix If you eliminate your standards completely, there's more to enjoy

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?......... Both stream instantly.

Netflix is replacing its star ratings with thumbs up and thumbs down. Whether you like it, or not.

My new personal trainer encouraged me to do do fifteen push-ups every commercial break on TV Man... I love Netflix!

I was just about to watch Armageddon on Netflix, when my subscription expired. "Ah well," I thought. "It's not the end of the world."

Never thought Netflix would produce an award-winning series watched by tens of millions around the world. But hey... Stranger Things have happened.

I tried "Netflix and chill?" on my wife. We're now on season 3 of Gilmore Girls.

H.P. Lovecraft just signed up for netflix... Next he'll get Cthulhu.

Back when I went to college, we didn't have Netflix and Chill. We had Room and Bored.

Did you hear about the new Netflix series? The one about a couple of poor female artists living in 1600s Rome? I think it's called Two Baroque Girls

Watching this weird High School Musical sequel on Netflix Zac Efron becomes a serial killer.

Just found out there is a whole series on Netflix about this year's election results. Orange is the new black.

I'm really confused by the fact people judge me for refusing to pay for Netflix... I mean, I've seen Stranger Things.

How does Bill Cosby get girls? Netflix and pills.

How many Netflix documentaries will be made about the corruption of the Trump administration once a new leader is in office? 1, since every comedian is getting their own comedy special.

What are two whales doing in the evening to relax? Netflix and krill

I'm gonna pitch a show to Netflix, called"Speak No Evil" Its about mimes that commit murder

whats a blue whale's favorite date night? netflix & krill

I was browsing Netflix the other day, and Happened upon the Amy Schumer special "Inside Amy Schumer." Looks like they couldn't use the original title idea due to copyright issues: 'Wide Open Spaces'