Hilarious North Korea Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest North Korea Jokes

North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they’re brainwashed by the government and the media But every American knows that America is the best country in the world

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Why do North Koreans draw lines so well? They have a Supreme Ruler.

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What's the only drink size they allow in North Korea? A supreme liter

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A North Korean Soldier Walks Into A Bar The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The North Korean soldier replies, "Can't complain!"

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Why does North Korea excel at drawing straight lines? Because they have a supreme ruler

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I asked my North Korean friend how he liked living there, He said he can't complain.

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Why is the North Korean dictator so evil? Because he has no Seoul.

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If Donald Trump wants to destroy North Korea... Perhaps he should move there and become their leader.

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North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the whole world, because they’re brainwashed by the government and the media… But every American knows that America is really the best country in the world!

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The whole world should be worried if North Korea has a missile that can hit New York... ...because if it can make it there, it can make it anywhere.

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Why is North Korea worse than South Korea? They have no Seoul .

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I asked my North Korean friend what life was like in North Korea "Can't complain", he said.

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I asked my North Korean pen pal how it was like living in North Korea "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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Why is North Korea so heartless? because they have no seoul

ahahahah.. please laugh

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North Korea now has a missle that can reach New York City, and I think that's really scary. If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere.

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What is the difference between North Korea and EA (Not repost) North Kor

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea? Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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The whole world should be worried that North Korea has a missile that can hit New York... ... because if it can make it there, it can make it anywhere.

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North Korea bans sarcasm What a great idea.

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I asked my friend in North Korea how life was He said he can't complain

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Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea. Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong.

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I asked someone in North Korea how their day was going... They replied, "Can't complain."

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North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they're brainwashed by the government and the media. When every American knows that America is the best country in the world.

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I ask my friend in North Korea how he likes it there His exact words were... "I can't complain"

Must not be all that bad there.

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Why do North Koreans draw the best lines? Because they have a Supreme Ruler.

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Many things used to be illegal in North Korea. Now they're unlegal.

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How do you stop a North Korean tank? Shoot the soldier pushing it.

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I asked my friend from North Korea how life is He said he can't complain.

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North Korea is participating in the olympics this year, but they won’t win. Because all of their athletes that can run jump or swim are in south korea

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There's only one problem with North Korea's miracle cure for AIDS and Ebola: The directions say the medication must be taken with food.

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I'm concerned with the world news at the moment. Apparently, North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, and I was thinking.

"If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere".

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I had a friend from North Korea. When I asked him how the country was, he said, "I can't complain..."

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Why did North Korea's missile fail? It had projectile disfunction.

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Why are North Korean weekends so lame? Because theres only one party.

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I live in North Korea and I'm ready to tell the world what it's really like! [Edit]: The sun shines brightly on our smiles and future as our glorious leaders bring us joy with their mighty military.

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Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless? He doesn't have a Seoul.

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North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, which is a bit scary… Because if it can make it there, it can make it anywhere…

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A friend just returned from a visit to North Korea. Me: How was the stay over there?

Friend: Can't complain.

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Being a North Korean is tough and all but hey At the end of the day, I can't complain.

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How do you clear a North Korean bingo hall? B 52

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New North Korea Jokes

I asked my North Korean friend what life is like there He said he couldn't complain

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I recently watched a North Korean horror movie It turned out to be a documentary.

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What do you call a rap group of North Korean defectors? Run-DMZ

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I think I figured out why so many North Koreans are starving Not enough Seoul food.

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I asked my North Korean friend how things were going there. He said, "I can't complain."

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How do you laugh in North Korean? You dont

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What’s the only drink size available in North Korea? A supreme litre

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Why does North Korea order so many books? Because they have a Supreme Reader

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Have you ever tried North Korean food? No? Neither have North Koreans!

credit to u/jackmaner12

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I asked my friend in North Korea how things are going there currently He said he couldn't complain

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If Trump really wants to destroy North Korea... Then he should just move there and become their leader.

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Why is North Korea's literacy rate so high? Because they have a supreme reader

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Why is North Korea so good at drawing straight line? Because they have a supreme ruler.

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I don't know why North Korea needs a nuclear bomb... ...their weather machine seems to be working just fine

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North Korea's state media is very truthful They accurately portray United States as a country where half of it is burning and half of it is drowning.

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If Trump continues his anti climate change campaign and the provocation towards North Korea the only wall we will be building will be... Wall-E

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I'll be so demoralised if North Korea decides to invade South Korea... It'd be Seoul destroying

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Did you know that in North Korea, the soldiers always march to the left? That's because there are no rights.

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North Korea Putting the miss in missile.

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What's the difference between North Koreans and Americans? The Americans had a chance to vote.

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As a North Korean I am offended at this "Can't complain" meme. We can complain But why get killed?

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My friend lives in North Korea It must be pretty good over there, because he says he can't complain about anything.

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Why are the streets of North Korea so clean? Because your life is worth more then a gum wrapper!

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I don't get why people say that North Korea is bad My friend lives there, and he can't complain about anything.

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Hate Trump all you want, but after seeing him make his threats to North Korea, I realized he really had a pair. Of chins.

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North korea should be allowed to have nukes Its the first country to be under total control of someone who's a little boy AND a fat man.

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North Korea wants nuclear weapons so bad, even their leader is a nuke Little boy and Fat Man

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Donald Trump finally revealed his plans to defeat North Korea He's buying it and turning it into a Trump brand business

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Do you want to hear a joke about North Korea? [censored]

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What do you call someone who buys weapons from North Korea? An Archeologist.

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So I asked my North Korean friend about his country. He said he couldn't complain

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I hear they only serve ice cold beers in North Korea Cause Warmbiers are punishable by death

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I asked my friend what life was like in North Korea. He said he can't complain.

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How do you know the US isn't going to attack North Korea? They didn't arm them first.

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No wonder North Korea's so evil... It's hard to be merciful if you have no Seoul

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The US Navy is starting to worry about the North Korean military. Since all the missles they launch at Washington end up hitting the ocean, the odds are they will eventually hit a ship.

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Have you tried North Korean food? Neither have they

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North Korean launches keep getting better and better Heck, they even made it to the front page today!

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Have you ever tried North Korean food? Neither have the North Koreans

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I have a friend who lives in North Korea... I asked her what it was liking living there.

She said she can't complain.

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What does an old man and North Korea have in common? They can't get it up

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So how's life in North korea Well I can't complain.

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What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in North Korea? B-52! B-52!

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What is the lowest form of North Korean joke? A Kim Jong Pun

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People in North Korea said that Kim Jong Un has read all the books in the world. That's why they call him their supreme reader.

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What do you and North Korea have in common? Neither of you can get it up

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‘North Korea plans nuclear attack targeting US’ At first I was alarmed at reading this, then I realised they meant United States.

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Why would the United States ever consider using nukes on North Korea? When we can just send them all our Samsung phones?

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Why are there no pigeons in North Korea? They were heard saying "Coup....Coup".

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I hear North Korea is coming out with some new cloning technology... I can't wait to meet Kim Jong-deux.

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A guy who left North Korea... A guy who left North Korea came on the news today to describe his life there.
Reporter: "What were the conditions like in North Korea?"
Guy: " Ah, couldn't complain."
Reporter: "Well then why did you leave?"
Guy: "Ah, couldn't complain."

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I asked my North Korean friend how Christmas was going. He said he couldn't complain.

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I asked my friend in North Korea what it was like living there.... He said he couldn't complain.

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"How is life in North Korea?" I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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I asked my friend in North Korea how he was doing. He said he can't complain.

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A man in North Korea got given 40 years in a labour camp for calling Kim Jong Un an idiot... 5 for slander, and 35 for revealing state secrets-

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In the latest federal North Korean election, Kim Jung Un won 100% of the vote. A landslide victory against his sole competitor: "*Or else*".

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So I asked my North Korean friend how his life was going He said "Can't complain".

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I asked my friend from North Korea how it was to live there. He said he couldn't complain.

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In North Korea, you actually do get freedom of speech. Just not freedom *after* your speech.

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