Obesity Jokes

What's the biggest city in the United States? Obesity

Why does Japan have a low obesity rate and a low birth rate? They don’t like Fat Man and Little Boy

Yesterday I was at a Weight Watchers party but nobody mentioned obesity. There were just too many elephants in the room.

Why is obesity not a problem in Japan? Because the last time they had a fat man there. Several thousand people died.

Guys can we please stop making jokes about obesity? They have enough on their plate already.

Do you know why Japan has one of the lowest obesity rates in the world? Because the last time there was a Fat Man in their country, it didn't end well

Why does Japan have low birth and obesity rates? Coz the last time they saw a fat man and a little boy 200,000 people died.

Is your refrigerator running? Because refrigerator obesity is on the rise.

What's the leading cause of obesity in women? Wedding rings

Which disease is least prevalent in Africa? Obesity

A fat man complained to a doctor that obesity runs in the family The doctor replied: It's not obesity that runs in the family, it's that no one runs in your family.

Doctor, doctor Patient: The problem is obesity runs in our family.

Doctor: No, the problem is no-one runs in your family.

Preventing childhood obesity... It's as easy as taking candy from a baby.

Why does Japan have such a low obesity rate? The last time they had a Fat Man 100,000 people died.

Tried going to the obesity clinic before work today. But the queue was enormous.

Saw a sign that said "Join a 5k run! Fight childhood obesity!" Shouldn't the kids just run it themselves?

Patient: The problem is, Doctor, obesity runs in my family. Doctor: No; the problem is nobody runs in your family.

Doctor knows best. Doctor : you have been diagnosed with obesity
Me : I know it runs in the family
Doctor : nobody runs in your family.

Yo momma so fat She has a hard time breathing and walking because of her obesity.

The root cause of the problem Patient : The problem is obesity runs in our family

Doc: No, the real problem is no one runs in your family

Why does Japan have such a low obesity rate? Because last time there was a Fat Man, 8000 people died.

Help stop early childhood obesity It's as easy taking candy from a baby.

Fighting childhood obesity.... ....is as easy as taking candy from a baby.

I really wanted to go to Obesity Club. But I was worried that I wouldn't fit in.

What runs, but never sprints? Inherited obesity

Obesity Obesity is not because it runs in the family.

It is because, no one runs in the family.!!

Where do fat people live? Obesity.

Why is Obesity Illegal in Japan? Because the last time there was a fat man in their country, thousands died.

What borders obesity? Mexico and Canada

My son was depressed because of his obesity. "Trust me," I told him, "skinny people get down too." "Unless you're on a see-saw with them," I added.

Obesity is no laughing matter. Because laughing burns calories.

A fat woman is talking to her doctor... Woman: The problem is obesity runs in my family.

Doctor: No the problem is that no one runs in your family.

Which city do Fat people live in? Obesity.

I think I know why Japan has the lowest obesity rate in the world. They remembered what happened last time they had a fat man.

Obesity is a disease that runs in the family 'Cause nobody runs in the family

Extremely surprised with the obesity problem in America. You'd think that the skinny ones would be the ones to outrun the school shooters, wouldn't you?

Ÿøû know how I know that there is a widespread obesity epidemic in America? My tinder matches.

The problem is that obesity runs in my family.... Doctor: no the problem is that no one runs in your family

[OC] Obesity runs in my family. Well, actually, nothing in my family really "runs" \[removed\]