Hilarious Olive Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Olive Jokes

Why did the French chef kill himself? He lost his huile d'olive

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Cooking with French ingredients always makes me depressed. Yesterday I almost lost the huile d'olive.

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Charles Dickens walks into a bar... and orders a Martini. The bartender asks,"Olive or twist?"

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Why did the French chef kill himself? He lost the huile d’olive

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Why did the French chef commit suicide? he lost his huile d'olive

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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way. Although we cannoli do so much, he will forever be a pizza history. His wife? Cheese still not over it. Just goes to show here today, gone tomato. Lets send olive our prayers to the family.

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Did you hear about the depressed French chef? He'd lost the huile d'olive.

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What do Popeye's fingers smell like? Olive oil.

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What do fortnite players and olive oil have in common? They’re both extra virgin

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What part of Popeye doesn't rust? The one he sticks in Olive Oyl.

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What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin? The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

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Why did the French chef commit suicide? Because he lost the huile d'olive.

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Why did the French Chef kill himself? ...Because he lost his huile d'olive!

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My one and only joke. Two olives are sitting at a bar, one falls off and the other one says "Ahhh are you ok?" And the one that fell is like "Yeah, olive."

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Where do you get 'Extra Virgin' olive oil? Really ugly olives.

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Why did the French chef commit suicide? He lost the huile d'olive

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In Italy, they call me Olive Oil Its because im extra virgin. :(

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What’s the most popular first date spot in Alabama? Olive Garden: when you’re here, you’re family.

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Charles Dickens goes into a bar and orders a martini. The barkeeper asks him:
"Olive or twist?"

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Dickens and the Martini Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?”

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What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song? Olive My Love

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What's common between me, good quality olive oil, and probably you? They're all extra virgin.

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What did the bartender ask Charles Dickens when he ordered a martini? Olive or Twist.

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Why did the French chef kill himself Because he lost the huile d'olive.

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Why did the French chef kill himself? He lost the huile d'olive.

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Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini The bartender asks him, olive or twist?

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What did the bartender say when Charles Dickens ordered a martini? Olive or twist?

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Olive Garden really does treat you like family... My waiter left to go buy a pack cigarettes, and he still hasn't come back yet. 😢

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If olive oil is made from olives and coconut oil is made from coconut what is baby oil made from? Mineral oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Fragrance and false advertising.

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Why did the Olive Garden manager get locked out of the restaurant? He had Gnocchi

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Two olives are on a counter. One falls to the ground. The one still on the counter, out of genuine concern, yells down, "ARE YOU ALRIGHT?"

The one on the ground rolls over, quickly checks himself and replies,

"OLIVE"

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A truck carrying olive oil crashed into a truck carrying red wine vinegar, inside a nudist camp First responders reported that everyone nearby was well dressed

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I didn't know I had anything in common with Olive Oil! We are both extra virgin!

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Why doesn't Popeye need lube? Because he has Olive Oyl..

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What does Popeye do to keep his favourite tool from rusting?
He sticks it in Olive Oyl.

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Where do West Virginians go for Blind Dates? Olive Garden..when you're here you're family.

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What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!

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Olive joke A green olive and a black olive are hanging out, doing what olives do, going to the Olive Garden.

On the way out, the green olive trips and falls. The black olive is like OMG are you okay?

The green olive says yeah, olive

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Which was Santa’s worst and least known reindeer? Olive.

Olive, the other reindeer.

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How do you say McDonalds in Italian? Olive Garden

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New Olive Jokes

How many sandwiches did the olive order? Olive it

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You're just like olive oil Because you're extra virgin

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Olive oil is made by grinding up olives and bottling the juices. Pine nut oil is made by grinding up pine nuts and bottling the juices... but... how is baby oil made?

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Why do men love olive oil? Because it is extra virgin!

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People always say i remind them of olive oil. Extra Virgin

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I got kicked out of 2 olive gardens for eating too many breadsticks... My friend asked how many in total

I replied, "Olive them."

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You can call me olive oil... Because I’m EXTRA VIRGIN!

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What do you call Basil, Pine Nuts, and Olive Oil with a bad attitude? Pestomistic

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You should try adding olive oil to Kale It makes it much easier to slide into to the trash.

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Why was the French chef sad? He lost his huile d'olive.

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What is Popeye's favorite thing to eat? Virgin Olive Oil

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What is a terrorists favorite culinary item? Extra virgin olive oil

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Where do you go if you get food poisoning from the Olive Garden? To the Hospitalliano.

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welcome to subway! lettuce meat olive your eggspectations

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I am like olive oil. Extra virgin.

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What's the difference between Olive Oyl and Extra Virgin Olive Oil? Nothing, which explains Popeye's forearms.

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Why did the terrorist return the regular olive oil? He wanted extra virgin.

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He drank the entire bottle of olive oil? Olive it.

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