Hilarious One Leg Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest One Leg Jokes

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?? Irene

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Scientists have discovered why flamingos stand on one leg Because if they lifted the other one as well, they'd fall.

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I dated a one legged girl who worked at a brewery She was in charge of the hops

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I invented a sandal for people with one leg. It was a flop.

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What do you call an Irish woman with one leg shorter than the other? Ilene.

What do you call a Japanese woman with the same affliction?

Irene.

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What was the one legged man doing at the ATM? Checking his balance

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My grandpa returned from the war with one leg. We still don't know to whom that leg belonged.

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What do you call an Asian man with one leg? Tai-Wan-Shu

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What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tai Wan Shu

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What do you call a kid with one arm, one leg and one eye? Names

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Weirdest thing. I just saw a guy standing on one leg at an ATM. I asked him what he was doing, and he said, "just checking my balance."

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What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

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My sandal invention for people with one leg turn out to be... a flop.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene.

What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery.... ....she was in charge of the hops.

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Saw a guy standing on one leg at an ATM. Saw a guy standing on one leg at an ATM. Confused, I asked him what he was doing. He was just checking his balance.

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I saw a bloke with one arm and one leg was about to be hanged. 

I started shouting out letters.

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My friends Grandpa told us this when we were about 14, What did the one leg say to the other leg? Check out Shorty he's growing a beard!

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What do you call an Asian with only one leg? Tie won shoo

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I met a girl with one leg shorter than the other. I asked her name.

She said ”Ailene”.

I replied ”I can see that, but I asked for your name.”

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I saw a bloke with one arm and one leg was about to be hanged. So, I started shouting out letters.

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A man with one leg recently got a job working at a brewery. He was put in charge of the hops.

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Do you know why flamingos sleep with one leg pulled up? If they pulled both legs up, they would fall over.

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What do you call a man with one leg? Anything you want. He can't run fast enough to catch you.

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What did the one legged man do at the bank? Check his balance.

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How do cannibals get ready in the morning? Just like anyone else they wakee up, get out of bed, put on their pants and eat breakfast, one leg at a time.

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What do you call a retarded kid with no arms and one leg. Names.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

Irene

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What do you call an Indian man standing on one leg? Balan Singh.

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What do you call a one legged rapper? A Hip-Hop artist

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Did you hear about the gummy bear with only one leg? He lost the other one in Nom.

<all credit to my daughter>

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I invented the sandal for one legged people. It was a flop.

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A person with three eyes, no arms and one leg is hitchhiking. A British guy pulls over and says, "Aye! Aye! Aye! You look 'armless. Hop in."

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Did you hear about the dancing girl? She danced on one leg and then the other, but she made her living between the two of them.

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Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because if they stood on no legs they would fall down

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What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg? Irene

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Where does a lady with one leg work? IHOP

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I tried to tell my daughter some jokes…. Me: What do you call a cow with no legs?

Her: Ground beef.

Me: What do you call a cow with one leg?

Her: Steak.

Me: What do you call a cow with two legs?

Her: Mommy.

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What do call an Asian woman with one leg longer than the other? Irene

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New One Leg Jokes

Where does a one leg waitress work? Ihop...

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What was the name of the one legged waitress at IHOP? ILean

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How did the dad convince his one legged son to go to school 1 HOP THIS TIME

2 HOPS THIS TIME

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What did the policeman say when he saw a man with one leg, no arms, and 3 heads? Hello Hello Hello , you look (H)armless but hop it.

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What do you call a kid with one leg, one eye, one arm, asthma and tons of acne? Names.

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Where did the lady with one leg work? iHob

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When birds are flying in a V shape, why is one leg of the V longer? There are more birds on that side!

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How do you tip a one legged stripper? Hit it from behind.

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Where is a one legged man’s favourite place to eat? IHOP.

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Everyone is posting one legged Halloween costumes and I can't stand it

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Why do flamingos raise one leg when they stand? Beacuse if they would raise both legs, they would fall

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I asked this one legged guy where he wanted to eat He said ihop

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What do you call a lady pirate with one leg? Peggy

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What do you name a Chinese girl with only one leg? Irene

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What has three eyes and one leg? traffic light

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What do you call a woman with only one leg? Ilene.

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Where does a women with one leg work? I-hop.

What's her name?

...Eileen

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What do you call a hooker with one leg. Eileen.
What do you call a hooker without legs?
Consuelo

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Did you hear about Kim Jong Un's one legged girlfriend? Her name is Irene Sum

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One day, I was walking down the street and I saw a one legged woman. As I walked past her, she lost her balance and before she fell, I caught her. She said "thanks for the hand". And I replied "looks like you need a *leg*."

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Trump is just like the rest of us Melania puts his pants on one leg at a time

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Where does a one legged waitress work at? IHOP

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What do an asthmatic stoner and a one legged mountain climber have in common? They both have difficulty getting high.

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Did I tell you about my old girl friend with only one leg? Unfortunately we broke up. Turns out she leans both ways.

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What do you call an Asian-Indian man, who is standing on one leg? Balan Singh

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(A little offensive) Where do one legged people go to eat? IHOP

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