Hilarious Oxygen Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Oxygen Jokes

Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorus walk into a bar. The bartender says: "OH SNaP"

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Oxygen tried to pick a fight with Helium Helium didn't react at all, he simply rose above, Carbon was watching the whole thing and said, "That's very noble of you"

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My dad died in front of me Before he died, he scribbled me a note. They were his last words. I decided not to open it till I was ready. A year later, I opened it and this is what is said,

"*You are stepping on my oxygen line*".

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Do I know any jokes about sodium, bromine and oxygen? NaBrO

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Two chemists walk into a bar The first chemist tells the bartender "I'll have some H2O, please." The second chemist agrees: "I'll have some H2O also, please."

The second chemist died of aluminum, sulfur, and oxygen poisoning.

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I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up last night. I was like OMg.

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If trees produced wifi we'd be planting them everywhere... ... too bad they only produce oxygen.

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Did you hear? Oxygen and Magnesium are dating.

When I found out I was like OMg!

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What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together? Air conditioning

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? OH SNaP!

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Oxygen and potassium walk into a bar The bartender said "Ok"

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When Oxygen and Potassium were dating, it was all OK. But when they broke up and I saw Oxygen with Magnesium, I was like "OMg!"

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My girlfriend is just like a burning hot fire You take away the oxygen and they're gone.

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Trump is like copper. He's better without oxygen.

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My friend asked me if I liked Chemistry jokes... So I said "Sodium Hydrogen Bromine Oxygen"

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What did the oxygen atom say to the two hydrogen atoms? Man! This threesome is getting me wet!

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So Hydrogen finally admitted to Sodium that she had been bonding with Oxygen Sodium reacted violently.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because oxygen is free.

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What did the scientist said after mixing oxygen and magnesium? O Mg

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Hey, did you hear that Carbon and Oxygen broke up? Yeah, it turns out their relationship was actually pretty toxic. Personally, I never saw it.

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Oxygen and Potassium went on a date it went OK

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Oxygen, helium, sulphur, sodium and phosphorus walk in to a bar... OH SNaP

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My Dad’s dying wish was to have his family around him. I can’t help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen

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Somewhere out there, there is a world with no war, no hate, no hunger, and no poverty. It also has no oxygen.

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Did you hear that Oxygen and magnesium were going out I was like OMg

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Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are dating? OMg

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I was told that the friendship between sodium, potassium, and oxygen was bad. I said, "Na. Pretty sure it is OK."

EDIT: Should have switched potassium and oxygen around. Dang it...

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Just found out oxygen and magnesium finally got together I was like OMg

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A red blood cell was found stealing oxygen... They had to make a cardiac arrest.

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So oxygen and potassium went on a date. It went OK.

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My wife is my oxygen tank... ...always on my back.

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I tried to create a great new chemical compound using oxygen and potassium... It wasn't great, it was just OK.

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Help! I'm stuck in this gas chamber. If I don't get out now I'll die from all this oxygen and nitrogen in 70 years!

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What does the oxygen say to the magma? I LAVA you

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Don't worry about losing health care under the Trump administration We won't need it after the EPA starts restricting oxygen

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Do you have oxygen and potassium? Because you seem OK.

I'm not sorry

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I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium got together. OMg!

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What did Oxygen say when he realized he is losing an argument with Hydrogen? “OH”

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Nitrogen asked Oxygen to go out on a date... Oxygen said NO.

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New Oxygen Jokes

The first time anyone in Trumps cabinet cared about someone saying they couldn't breathe Is when Trump went on supplemental oxygen

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I was thinking about telling a joke about a nitrogen and oxygen compound... But NO, I don’t really feel like sharing it.

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A really hillarious joke for those who understands it 

Me : Are you made of of Barium , Cobalt , Nitrogen , Boron , Oxygen and yittrum?

My friend : umm, what do you mean?

Me : Because.... your a BA-CO-N-B-O-Y

My friend:....

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oxygen and magnesium said OMg to this \-Wanna hear a joke about sodium ?

Na

\-Wanna hear a joke about sodium hypobromite ?

NaBrO

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How humans and animals survived before the 18th century? Oxygen was discovered only in 1772!

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My Japanese friend met with an accident I vdecided to visit him in the hospital. When I entered his room he started saying "watashi no sanso chubu kara oriru" over and over until he died. Apparently it means "get off from my oxygen tube".

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All of the chemistry jokes on here are the same. Rhenium Phosphorus Oxygen Sulphur Tennessine

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What do you call a super watered down liquor with all the oxygen removed? Hydro-gin

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When I Heard Oxygen And Magnesium were dating. I Was Like OMg

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What is oxygen's favourite place? The O zone

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OMG! When I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up I was like Omg.

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The way I see it, the March for Science has really turned out to be more of a parade for science puns than an actual protest. And I'm totally Oxygen-Potassium with that.

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My favorite elements in the periodical chart are oxygen and potassium. But most other people just find them O K.

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If I had to pick 3 Elements that summed up my life... They would either be Aluminum, Oxygen and Neon, or they would be Carbon, Radium and Phosphorous.

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Wanna hear a joke about Oxygen and Potassium? OK.

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I'm gonna tell you an oxygen and potassium joke, OK?

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Did you hear the joke about Oxygen and Potassium? It was OK

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So I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium started dating. My reaction was, "OMg!"

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How do you make Iron look rustic? You add oxygen.

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I would joke about Oxygen... but that would be too negative.

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