Hilarious Parent Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Parent Jokes

Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.

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One of my friends told me that ever since they changed genders, their kids won't even look at them anymore.. It's almost as if they have become trans-parent.

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Sir, your son was smoking marijuana at school during the class! Says the teacher to a student's parent at a school gathering.

-- Did he say where he got it?

-- Yes! His best friend gave it to him.

The father, cleaning his tears:

-- Did he really say that?

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I sexually identify as an invisible dad. I'm trans-parent.

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Raising children is hard as a trans parent They see right through me

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Why does everyone assume that just because I’m a 40 year old loser that I live in my parent’s basement? My parents don’t have a basement. I live in my bedroom like a big boy.

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What do you get when you cross alcohol with an unstable parent? Beats me

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Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom? Because she's trans-parent

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What is the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke? The difference is always a parent

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Why was the gambler obsessed with getting to heaven? He heard it was a pair of dice.

Courtesy of my 8 year old. I'm a bad parent.

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Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her? I guess she is trans parent now

Edit: *through

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So I am a proud anti-vac parent and my kids turned out great! The ones that survived, anyway.

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You shouldn't be ashamed of who you are That's your parent's job!

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When I was young, at bedtimes... My mum used to tell me fairy stories with a happy ending. Just one of the benefits of having a masseuse as a parent I guess.

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What’s happens when you cross alcohol with an unstable parent? BEATS ME

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I sexually identify as an invisible dad. I am trans-parent.

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Why can Kylie Jenner see right through Caitlin? She's trans-parent.

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What's black and married to my daughter? Nothing because I'm a good parent.

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My girlfriend's family are quite strict. I remember the first time I went to stay with her at her parent's house, and her dad wouldn't let us sleep together. Which is a shame, because he's very attractive.

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Dad jokes and Yo Mama jokes seem like they'd be the same But the difference is a parent.

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the hardest part about hitting a child in public... is avoiding getting caught by their parent's.

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To all those people who said I would be an unfit parent, have you seen the little guy lately? Cause that would be a big help, I seem to have misplaced him.

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What was Osama bin Laden's biggest regret as a parent? kids blow up so fast

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Ever since I decided to swap gender my son never notices me… Honestly he looks right through me and doesn’t acknowledge my existence and seems to be frightened when I say something. It’s like I’m totally trans-parent

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Why don’t you ever see any Transgender parents? Because they’re Trans-Parent.

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My mom became a man, and now I can’t see her anymore She’s trans parent

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When does a regular joke become a dad joke? When the punchline is a parent.

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Xbox Live has made me a better parent My son can never win an argument after I tell him I banged his mom.

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(Thought of this tonight) I saw my cat go under the porch. I thought it might give birth. Then it became a parent.

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Whats the best part of all dad jokes? The punchline is always a parent .

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Why did the invisible parent have two genders? Because it was trans-parent

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Mom: Gary, am I a bad parent? Son: My name is Dave...

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If my son turned out to be trans i would dissappear cuz i would be trans parent

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Why could the little boy not see his transgender mother? Because she was trans-parent!

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Teacher: We found drugs in your son's backpack Parent: Oh wow, really?

Teacher: Yes, it's very concerning

Parent: Very.. *rubbing chin*.. he should have sold them all by now

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A person who takes care of children It's a parent isn't it?

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What do you call it when you used to have an invisible mom and an invisible dad, but now have two invisible dads. Trans-parent

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Quick question to all the trans-people out there. If a trans-person has a child, does it make them trans-parent?

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(Fathers day joke) what makes a joke a dad joke? When the joke becomes a parent.

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New Parent Jokes

Why did everyone want to invest in the mutual funds scheme of the transgender mother? She was very trans-parent

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Everyone finally started to notice me after I had ny first child... I became a parent.

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I am a proud antivax parent of two children Third time's the charm!

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A transgender had a kid, and as soon as his son was born, nobody ever saw him again. He became trans-parent.

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Disturbing/offensive why couldn’t the orphan get the toy. It said parent assembly’s required

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What’s worse than a child with autism? A parent who’d prefer a dead child over an autistic one.

#Autistic&Awesome

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Statistics have proven that the average parent communciates with their child using smartphones Antivaxxer parents use an Ouija board.

P.S. (Sorry if it's a repost, just saw a meme in Russian and it was my first time)

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Why did the fruit have to get its parent's permission before getting married? It cantaloupe.

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Did you know that when a transgender person has a kid, they turn invisible? They're a trans parent.

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How should you give credit to a parent who helped you write your thesis? Mention their name in parenthesis.

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When does a joke become a dad joke? when it's a~~p~~parent

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Never laugh at your parent's mistakes You're one of them.

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I'd be a great parent... ...all i do is disappoint people.

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What do you call a parent you can see through? Trans-parent

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You Wanted Kinky.... Guy tells his wife he'd like to try some humiliation and discipline. So she took him to her parent's house.

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A boys father wore a see-through dress He was trans-parent

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Why couldn't the gender confused teen see zer mother Because she was trans-parent

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Every parent says that they love all their kids equally But if there was a fire, there's one they'd save first.

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I'm a Muslim parent with an honor roll student! My kid is the bomb

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What's worse than finding your parent's condoms? Finding your parent's condoms after they told you your dad had a vasectomy.

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Donald Trump being president is the result of being a good parent and teaching your children that they can be anything if they set their mind to it... And you know,giving them a small loan of 1 Millon dollars

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What did Helen Keller's parent's give her to keep her busy? A basketball.

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I can't wait to be a parent Can't wait to be a parent and surprise my kids with a puppy for Christmas cause they asked for one, but jokes on them it's actually for me

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Being a parent of young kids when you're older is hard. I get so frustrated. I'll be yelling at the kids, "WHAT DID I JUST SAY?" Not because they did something but because I really can't remember.

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What should be done in case of apparent drowning? Take the parent out of the water

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