Hilarious Password Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Password Jokes

Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678

Edit: Holy moly! Wake up to a shiny gold. Thank you kind stranger.

R.I.P inbox.

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Apparently you can’t use “beefstew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.

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What is Forrest Gump password 1forrest1

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*Creating password* "MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"

ERROR: [Password two week]

^Edited ^for ^better ^understanding

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Why you can't use 'Beef Stew' as a password.. Because is not stroganoff

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Do not use "beef_stew" as a password! It's not stroganoff.

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Enter password: ‘snowflake’ Confirm password: ‘snowflake’

Error, your passwords are not alike

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Set your WiFi password to 2444666668888888 So when someone asks tell them it’s 12345678

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Apparently you can't use "beefstew" as a password It just isn't stroganoff.

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Making a new password like Me: beefstew
Computer: Sorry, password not stroganoff.

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What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1

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My manly password My wife and I were trying to set up a new password for our computer.

Trying to be clever, I put "Mypenis" and my wife fell to the ground laughing hysterically because on the screen it said:

**"Error. Not long enough."**

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What's Forest Gump's password? 1forest1

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I tried to change my password to Beefstew1 But they said it wasn't stroganoff

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Creating a new password Enter password

'Snowflake'

Re-enter password

'Snowflake'

Your passwords are not alike

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I tried changing my password to "Twilight". It said "Error: contains too many useless characters"

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Tried to change my password to Twilight... ...but got an error message saying please re-enter as this contains too many useless characters :(

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Why can't you use "beef stew" as a password? Because it's not stroganoff.

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Russian computer: "Enter password" Me: "Beef stew"

Russian computer: "Password not stroganoff"

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Trying to make a password Me: beefstew

Computer: sorry, password not stroganoff

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I tried to sign up to a website yesterday. I put in the password 'beefstew' But it said the password wasn't stroganoff.

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My gf told me to stop being childish, she just wants to come in for a talk not my fault she cant remember the password to my pillow fortress

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What is Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1

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If your workplace requires password changes every 90 days just set it to the name of the current Australian Prime minister and you should be fine.

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I want my password to be beef stew but google says it’s not stroganoff.

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I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password "Have some respect for the dead!" he said

I replied "Is that all lower case?"

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Please enter your new password WEBSITE: Please enter your new password

ME: beef

WEBSITE: Sorry. Your password is not stroganoff

credit goes to my girlfriend

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What's the wifi password? Barman: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.

Barman: Is Pepsi okay?

Me: Sure. How much is that?

Barman: £3.

Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?

Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.

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Just tried to change my password to.. Just tried to change my password to.. 'The_Last_Jedi,' but Facebook wouldn't let me. Said there are too many useless characters.

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What's forest gumps wifi password? 1forest1

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Needed a Password eight characters long:: So, I went with 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'.

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I tried to change my password to beefstew But it wasnt stroganoff

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I asked the CIA for my lost GMail password... They sent it to me via my smart TV

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I broke up with my girlfriend, Ruth.. Now her friends call me ruthless.

EDIT: Got hacked. Password and emailed changed, this post was changed to something else for a brief period by the hacker.

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What's Forest Gumps password? 1FORREST1

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My email password has been hacked again. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.

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My girlfriend wanted to have a talk about how childish i am But she didn't have the secret password to my pillow fort so she couldn't get in

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*Creating password* "fortnight"

Error: [Password two week]

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My father asked for the Wi-Fi password... “It’s taped under the modem,” I told him.

After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, “Am I spelling this right? T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M?”

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New Password Jokes

>’Enter new password‘ ~ 'chicken'
> ‘Password must contain a capital’
~ 'chickenkiev'

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What is Jenny's wifi password? 1Forrest1

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So I was at the bar with my wife a few months ago... And I asked the bartender:
“Can you give the password to the wifi, please?”
“Well I don’t know about yours, but if I want to please my wife the secret word is a nice bottle of wine”

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If you type you password in the comments or in a post it censors it. Look ******* Try it if you dont believe me

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What is Forrest Gump's default password? 1Forrest1

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What’s Forrest Gump password to his emails? 1Forrest1

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What's the Flash' computer password? 1barry1

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Russian computer: Please enter password Me: Beef_stew
Russian computer: Password not stroganoff

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Excuse me, does this car have wifi? - Yes!
- Can I have the password please?
-“howthefuckisa82hondacivicisgoingtohavewifiyouretard” all together.

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Since we're doing WiFi jokes: "What's the WiFi password?" "2444666668888888"

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What is the password for all of Forest Gumps's accounts? 1forest1

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What was Jenny’s password? 1forrest1

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I visited a coffee shop where the password was "wedonthavewifi". It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.

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I’ve always thought my neighbors were quite nice people. But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

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While he was visiting, my father asked for the password to our Wi-Fi. “It’s taped under the modem,”  I told him.

After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, “Am I spelling this right? T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M?”

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So I went to a funeral... And asked the priest for the wi-fi password. The priest responded, please sir have respect for the dead, in which i replied, Is that all in lowercase?

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I just tried to change my password to 'BeefStew' but it said my password wasn't stroganoff

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I tried changing my password to beef stew. But it wasn't stroganoff.

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Tried to set my new password as "Beef!" Apparently it was not stroganoff...

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My password is "pacmankirbymariosonic" Because they told me to use at least four characters.

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I’ve always thought my neighbours were quite nice people. But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

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Set your wifi password to 100 So when someone ask tell them it's how many times a week this gets reposted.

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Set your wifi password to "Itsonthefridge" So when people ask for it, they go to the fridge and look all over for it but find nothing.

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What I'd like to tell my password… It's okay password, I'm insecure too.

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Someone told me "whats your password?" Guess I'll have to change it now.

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you should make sure chrome doesn't save your password on lab computers i logged you out

prequel nerd

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Welcome to the Alzheimer's Society website. Please enter your 24 character password .

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Note to self: Never make my password a bunch of little stars. That would be too much of an asterisk.

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Respect the dead A young man went to a funeral. While being there he noticed that the church had a wireless network.

Hey, what is the wifi password?

A sad relative said:

Respect the dead!

And the boy asked:

All in lowercase?

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What password does Forrest Gump use? 1Forrest1

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My memory is bad so I put 'incorrect' as my password. Whenever I type a wrong password it'd say 'Your Password is Incorrect'

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so I walked in an interview and.. .. and interviewer asks for my email password :

interviewer : What is the password of your email ?
me : it's way123
interviewer : is it 'way' or 'weigh' ?
me : The one that starts with 'f'
interviewer : There is no 'f' in way.
me : exactly.

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Sorry, your password must contain.. a capital letter, 2 numbers, a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell, a gang sign, a hieroglyph and the blood of a virgin

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I changed my password I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".

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At a funeral... Visitor: what's the wifi password here?

Priest: please respect the dead.

Visitor: all lower case?

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I set my password to be the last 4 digits of pi. Nobody's ever been able to crack it.

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My computer said I had to change my password, so I entered “beefstew”… My computer said, “Sorry, password not stroganoff.”

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I was at a funeral today and I asked the priest for the wifi password… “Have some respect for the dead!” he said.

I asked, “Ok, is that all lower case with no spaces?”

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Pence warns North Korea that the "era of strategic patience is over." He continued, "Now we enter the era of strategically sending North Korea to its room without the new WiFi password."

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Who's the best person to call when you can't remember your password? Kenny Loggins

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Why should you never use "BEEFPATTY" as a password? It's not stroganoff

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Ever forgotten a password? Just call your local NSA agent and ask!

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Got a password lock that takes a picture whenever someone tries the wrong password to look into my phone.
Now I have fifty pictures of drunk me.

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What's the weakest thing in the world? Jennifer Lawrence's icloud password.

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Why doesn't Skepta have a password? No security

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Why is President Trump so cranky? Because he owns my username but only I have the password.

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Password A husband and wife are trying to setup a new password for their computer.

The husband types "MyPenis" and presses enter.

The wife burst into laughter as "Error: Not long enough" appears on the screen.

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What is Forrest Gump's password for everything 1Forrest1

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I think I forgot my gmail password. Yo CIA could you DM it to me?

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What's the fastest way to retrieve forgotten password? @CIACustomerService

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Apparently you can't have beef_stew as a password It's not stroganoff

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[short] what is Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1

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So I attempted to set my new password to p3n1s... It told me that my password wasn't long enough.

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Did you hear what Forrest Gump changed his password to? 1forrest1

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You know what Forest Gumps WiFi password is? 1Forest1

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I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration. Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.

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I'm really looking forward to Halloween this year. I'm doing a SAW themed party for my kids and their friends. It begins with twelve children locked in the basement and I've hidden the Wi-Fi password inside the stomach of one of them.

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How he set the new pasword for his computer A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

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Mate your passwords not long enough A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

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